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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Only post I am the greatest sinner itt Mods please enforce
 
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Brrrmph
Feb 27, 2016

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I am the greatest sinner

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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
you are the greatest shitter

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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
wait sorry gayest

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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

 Go to heaven OP.

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.
some sins can never be forgiven op

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poopnanners
May 3, 2016

hey guys lets party
Whoa hard r

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dsf
Jul 1, 2004
 knock it off

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Sin as much as you like, J dawg got you covered

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 greatest in what way?

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
For sins do you think it's about quality or quantity or is there some kinda scale involved? I bet you could powergame this poo poo if you just jerk off all day (especially on the holy sabbath :twisted:) whilst saying the Lord names in vain and wearing mixed fabrics :thunk:

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CozyFella
Feb 1, 2022

I don't have anything of value to add to this conversation.
But I don't care.

Colonel Cancer posted:

For sins do you think it's about quality or quantity or is there some kinda scale involved? I bet you could powergame this poo poo if you just jerk off all day (especially on the holy sabbath :twisted:) whilst saying the Lord names in vain and wearing mixed fabrics :thunk:

It would have to be quality.
I couldn't imagine that something like masturbation is equivalent to murder for sinning.

The real question is: What is the greatest sinners greatest sin? I think its refusing to wipe after taking a devilish diarrhea dump.

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William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



 sin is a myth, OP. Reject conventional morality, it's a method of control and nothing more. Follow your own compass.

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Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

 no. op

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Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
I made the greatest dinner.
It was ribs.

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
is this some kinda weird sex thing OP?

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It is now :madmax:

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

 Pretty weak to ask the moderators to do your dirty work sinner

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flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


 i got a splinter in my balls sliding down the bannister nude :(

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kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
did u ever open that opium den OP?

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

 I hosed a bag of ho hos

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Cacator
Aug 6, 2005

You're quite good at turning me on.

 Jesus Christ DIED for your sins, OP. I hope you're happy.

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
No, OP.

I am not going to do that.

Why would I?

What is WRONG WITH YOU?

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
YOU'RE hosed UP, OP

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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!
GOD drat

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