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Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


We all know it. Keep on suckin'.

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EVERY TIME GOING
Mar 17, 2006

cant stop wont stop


Your mom kirbied deez nuts last night op

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Kirby is vore, but Kirby is too pure to know what vore is so it gets a pass.

Big Beef City
Aug 15, 2013





Knormal posted:

Kirby is vore, but Kirby is too pure to know what vore is so it gets a pass.

That little gently caress knows drat well what's happening.

And he loves it.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001



A vole can't regrow hands. Kirby digests them.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



how come you've got a sexualised cartoon character for an avatar, op?

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

how come you've got a sexualised cartoon character for an avatar, op?

To remind us that even though Kirby is vore, Sonic fans are still the worst videogame fanboys.

Irregardless
Jan 19, 2007

not even once.

Kirby doesnít have teeth so he doesnít need to go to the dentist

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

Kirby spits out stars almost immediately after he eats things. What sort of vore doesn't have an extended consumption and digestion phase?

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

how come you've got a sexualised cartoon character for an avatar, op?

he/s predominantly a video game character really

Booty Pageant
Apr 20, 2012


what happens when kirby absorbs you?? does he steal your identity and take out millions in loans? or is he restricted to your abilities kinda like that movie everything everywhere at once?? we need some kirby vore lore experts in here

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003



Sid Vicious posted:

he/s predominantly a video game character really

that's true, actually

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

He doesn't do identity fraud because he's a little idiot who cannot grasp such advanced concepts.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011




All first-party Nintendo games are a perverse journey into the depraved mind of noted sicko Shigeru Miyamoto. He hid his dark sexual preferences well in his early games such as Super Mario Bros. and the Legend of Zelda (forced face-sitting and amnesia/short male-tall female, respectively). However, by the time Kirby began development he no longer cared about veiling his disgusting proclivities.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

The smile of a man who should be behind bars.

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004



kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER


goatface posted:

The smile of a man who should be behind bars.

He definitely did it. Just look at him.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LX-7AnOx22k

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

how come you've got a sexualised cartoon character for an avatar, op?

I hadn't realized working out makes something a sexualised cartoon character.

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 17:04 on Aug 12, 2022

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

~*Problematic Poster*~

Fun Shoe

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy


contemplating my chili dog

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

How old is sonic in hedgehog years

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

To most hedgehogs he appears to be a deathless immortal.

Sid Vicious
Jan 1, 1970



Colonel Cancer posted:

How old is sonic in hedgehog years

sonic is 15

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?


Not vore, no canon internal view, thus I cannot get off

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.







Stop masturbating to cartoons for children OP.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009



Sid Vicious posted:

sonic is 15

problematic.....

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.




Grimey Drawer

Hedgehogs normally only live 2-4 years. He's ancient and should be decrepit.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011




Sonic is no normal hedgehogÖ

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?


If you vore Sonic be near a toilet cause you gotta go fast

Knormal
Nov 11, 2001



Sid Vicious posted:

sonic is 15
Mario is 24.
https://www.independent.co.uk/games/mario-super-age-24-25-nintendo-shigeru-miyamoto-game-character-a7338911.html

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER



the gently caress does he know

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


Morons you really think Sonic is a hedgehog and not a 1000 year old demon?

Duck and Cover fucked around with this message at 18:50 on Aug 12, 2022

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

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And yet there's plenty of games where characters mock him by calling him an old geezer.

Brother Tadger
Feb 15, 2012

I'm accidentally a suicide bomber!



EVERY TIME GOING posted:

Your mom kirbied deez nuts last night op


OPís mom in action

Duck and Cover
Apr 6, 2007


Brother Tadger posted:

OPís mom in action



Chili dawgin'.

the holy poopacy
May 16, 2009



Fun Shoe

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

how come you've got a sexualised cartoon character for an avatar, op?

blastin' processing

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putin is a cunt
Apr 5, 2007

BOY DO I SURE ENJOY TRASH. THERE'S NOTHING MORE I LOVE THAN TO SIT DOWN IN FRONT OF THE BIG SCREEN AND EAT A BIIIIG STEAMY BOWL OF SHIT. WARNER BROS CAN COME OVER TO MY HOUSE AND ASSFUCK MY MOM WHILE I WATCH AND I WOULD CERTIFY IT FRESH, NO QUESTION

my prostate is inside ops ma and he don't seem to give two hoots

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