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3 zelda games down and i am coming to the hot-take conclusion that ganon is a working class hero and the royal family of hyrule are just jackasses who would rather burn their kingdom down than let their precious crown go the hyrule royal family has a giant creepy dungeon crypt. they rule in perpetual unquestioned and absolutist monarchy in the 'bad' futures where ganon rules, plants still grow and people are still going about their days in some places, meaning ganon's victory is not existential the royal family flooded the world with not-quite-water magic that can't even support fish and destroyed 95% of land to 'stop' him, which they then followed by making permanent. this also mutated several species and shrunk the population well below that required for genetic diversity and killed off most animal species. all ganon wanted was to build on his resentment that the desert he was raised in sucked rear end and that hyrule hoarded all the arable land and didn't share. my ultimate conclusion is that link is actually a manipulated force for the status quo and ganon is Antifa E: I have proof that link is a nazi: 
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Mooey Cow posted:Typical antisocialist tripe dressed in revolutionary terminology, that it would actually be good to let this particular dude be a ruthless dictator because he belongs to this or that group. No mods no masters at what point does he rule as a dictator? in oot he just lives in a castle and has good security. in windwaker he does some kidnapping but that's hardly a good reason to destroy 95% of the landmass of the planet. gay frog chemicals posted:He killed like every human in the golden realm in Link to the Past, and the background crowd people in the hyrule market all got turned into zombies and poo poo. He also never did anything good, I mean monarchy isn't great but it's a lot better than organising the world into a demon/undead infested wasteland set up to suck the dick of the dude who got all the pieces of the triforce. haven't played the former, in the latter i dunno just leave, he clearly just wanted the castle and surrounding area. there's even a successful horse stable like half a kilometer* away. *i realize the scale is for gameplay reasons.
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Yaldabaoth posted:I see a Star Wars box set in that pic, are you one of the people who think the Empire is cool and good too? my only star wars hot take is that the jedi were shitters. palpatine was clearly fasc and his only moral victory was because he had the decency to let people kill him twice.
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