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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

posting good

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




posting only on page 2

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



DicktheCat posted:

That's hard mode, given the spare amount of posts you'd have that didn't involve some form of gamer words.

You'd probably get probed for every other post too.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




a posting gimmick that is so subtle nobody will ever pick up on it, but you'll know

and that secret knowledge becomes a source of confidence and strength

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Sid Vicious posted:

sort of slow but really friendly guy

Like, just always making really positive responses to posts from five pages back?

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
a cute but slightly mentally retarded girl who posts megathreads

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Literally A Person posted:

This is good but have you thought about capslock or some italics???

I'm not Italian, so NO.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Posting only about elves.

There is lots to work with here because elves come in many different kinds.

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Writing all your posts like you're a noir detective.

Alright, that's actually my old gimmick, but I don't have the energy anymore.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




posting only using a language that the majority of the forum is not fluent in

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
Pokémon go to the posts.

Geemer
Nov 4, 2010



Being such a bad poster that you get confined to one single thread.

Bad Purchase posted:

posting upside down. not the posts themselves, but you. you're upside down when you post.

people will sense the upside down energy and appreciate the gimmick.

That's just being Australian.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




Geemer posted:

That's just being Australian.

i thought their gimmick was posting late at night

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



My posting isn't a gimmick, it's a goddamn art.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Bad Purchase posted:

a posting gimmick that is so subtle nobody will ever pick up on it, but you'll know

and that secret knowledge becomes a source of confidence and strength

We all already post naked.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
We all already post naked.

Quoting other people but not using the quote button. Just copy/pasting their post into your own.

Lysistrata
Sep 12, 2003
Anyone who truly believes he has friends is a fool.

Toxic Mental posted:

Never posting at all, just having an account with 0 posts and just watching conversation happen

I hosed up a few times too many for this :(

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
:69snypa:

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Adding stage directions and lighting cues to their posts; having a bunch of alts that act as stagehands.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here
Being over the top pedantic about everything.

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense
Posting in French, though still replying to and understanding English posts

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




post using only vowels

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

the best gimmick was when demonachizer was cursed by lowtax to post in reverse and he volunteered for it

iirc he spent months being virtually spat on for being different and having illegible posts

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Waltzing Along posted:

Being over the top pedantic about everything.

If you're going to call me out just do it to my face. :mad:

Bula Vinaka
Oct 21, 2020

beach side
a 600 pound man who believes in the extreme health of the keto diet and consumes meat dipped in butter all day, and won't shut up about how great keto is

grumplestiltzkin
Jun 7, 2012

Ass, gas, or grass. No one rides for free.
If you need a good posting gimmick
Just make all your posts limericks
With posting that strong
You just can't go wrong
Be consistent and it'll do the trick

Butternubs
Feb 15, 2012
Guy who signs his posts,

The B man

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Bula Vinaka posted:

a cute but slightly mentally retarded girl who posts megathreads

“Turn on your monitor” reply guy

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Big Beef City posted:

Hey check this out:

Go gently caress yourself, op

Wow has a month really gone by? Terrifying.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

White Guy Pousting on the Forums

Deki
May 12, 2008

It's Hammer Time!
A poster who likes posting about his boring mediocre friends and family and how they loosely relate to the topic being discussed

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
A pbosfter wiith bigg bbboobbbs thyat arre allwaysd bbounciingh on thue keyboooard

egg_dog
Nov 12, 2005

nͬ͒̂̓̂ͪoͨ́
Fun Shoe
Toast posting, where your post is burned onto a piece of toast

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

Get a load of this schmuck :jerkbag:

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
Paul Lynde

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
"if he could turn his monitor on he'd never leave the house"

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Bloodfart McCoy posted:

Get a load of this schmuck :jerkbag:

i'm reconsidering, it's probably too much work

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

“I’d touch grass, but I wouldn’t know what shoes to wear!”

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MoonshineWilly
Feb 7, 2007

Damn you, harlot! Science and I know what we're doing!
Typing up a five paragraph response, then deleting it all and not posting.

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