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Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

:swish:

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Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Mod fetish

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Empty Sandwich posted:

Not entirely sure why people keep complaining about getting a sixer.

May be because the mods only ever look at the number on your rap sheet when issuing probes, and once you hit a certain number they start probing you every time you get reported instead of based on whether you actually did anything bad or not. So every probation is a problem, even the "joke" probes.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



putting "in minecraft" at the end of every post no matter what it says





in minecraft

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Michaeldim posted:

Bringing back the space before punctuation .

Ellipsis guy…posting like…he’s thinking…all the time…

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




I. M. Gei posted:

May be because the mods only ever look at the number on your rap sheet when issuing probes, and once you hit a certain number they start probing you every time you get reported instead of based on whether you actually did anything bad or not. So every probation is a problem, even the "joke" probes.

what’s the magic number?

Verdugo
Jan 5, 2009


Lipstick Apathy

Bad Purchase posted:

what’s the magic number?

not low enough apparently

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

:hai:

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I think it would be legitimately fun to think of a historical figure and then make posts Very subtly revealing over a long period the con. Or whatever Trin Triangle Toblerone person did.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Bad Purchase posted:

what’s the magic number?

https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=220990

There is no magic number. You just have to kind of not suck too much.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

:boom:

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Starting every post with "If it's not too much trouble,"

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

My unique gimmick is being loving and supportive to strangers.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Posting like each time you do a small part of you dies... :smith:

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Posting like your on a walkie talkie. Oscar Mike

Over.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

All posts are triple posts

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
BEING
ESCULA GRIND'S
#1 SIMP

Posting even angrier than Big Beef City or Spanish Manlove.

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Signing your posts, but not with your username, it's a movie.

Thanks,

- Who Framed Roger Rabbit?

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
All underlined, all the time.

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Saalkin is posting in the 3rd person

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

:boom:

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Fixed width font, but only for the letter l.

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

tiny posts

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Including every time you cough, sneeze, burp, fart or make another bodily noise while posting.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

Lowtax death truther

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




reply with a welcoming message to each person after their first post in a thread

the thread greeter

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Bad Purchase posted:

reply with a welcoming message to each person after their first post in a thread

the thread greeter

We can hire a few retirees and pay them peanuts.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Outsource my posts to 3rd graders.

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

Literally A Person posted:

https://forums.somethingawful.com/banlist.php?userid=220990

There is no magic number. You just have to kind of not suck too much.

Tell me to stop posting without telling me to stop posting.

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost
Life has become weird enough you don't need a gimmick anymore or to make poo poo up.

Every time I go out I say to myself "I really hope something weird or bad doesn't happen today"

But it does.

LiterallyATomato
Mar 17, 2009

Literally A Person posted:


- Literally A "[insert thing here]"

TRAITOR!

Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

The Butcher posted:

Life has become weird enough you don't need a gimmick anymore or to make poo poo up.

Every time I go out I say to myself "I really hope something weird or bad doesn't happen today"

But it does.

Avoid mirrors?

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

:twisted:

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Outrail posted:

Avoid mirrors?

Don't turn off your monitor.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

Don't turn off your monitor.

Turn on your wireless mouse

Vim Fuego
Jun 1, 2000
Probation
Can't post for 27 hours!
Ultra Carp

I. M. Gei posted:

May be because the mods only ever look at the number on your rap sheet when issuing probes, and once you hit a certain number they start probing you every time you get reported instead of based on whether you actually did anything bad or not. So every probation is a problem, even the "joke" probes.

the "actually caring about getting probed" gimmick has been done before

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

Vim Fuego posted:

the "actually caring about getting probed" gimmick has been done before

Why, we have a whole subforum based around it.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
Somebody who believes Satanic Ritual Abuse is real but that it builds character and it’s cancel culture gone mad that it’s illegal.

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

grumplestiltzkin posted:

If you need a good posting gimmick
Just make all your posts limericks
With posting that strong
You just can't go wrong
Be consistent and it'll do the trick

:golfclap:

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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Somebody who believes Satanic Ritual Abuse is real but that it builds character and it’s cancel culture gone mad that it’s illegal.

in my day we drank out of a flaming hose and we turned out just fine

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