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Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Nasty goon making posts that sound like porn video titles compilation

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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

A two person partners in posting (and in life) sweet and sour posting combo like Vic Vinegar and Hugh Honey.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Every post mentions cumBob Costas.

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
Just reusing gimmicks that are old enough that most people have forgotten them.

I ever tell you folks about when I worked for Mensa?

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




posting from a sealed glass cage on display in a public city, with no food or water for a month

The Bramble
Mar 16, 2004

Have frequent and intense meltdowns about circumcision. Also habitually steer threads towards the topic of circumcision

Sedgr
Sep 16, 2007

Neat!

It's tough to talk about circumcision in public because if you talk about it at length some religious nutjob always ends up cutting you off.

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Make sure to always thank everyone for remembering their phonics.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Lie dormant until someone talks about tolkien and then loving pounce

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
really wants to kill dogs

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
haha no that one is heavily overused

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
hardnosed 70s reporter

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
Every sentence is exactly eleven words long, no more no less.

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




pretend to be racist or sexist or homophobic, but it's all ironic

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!
pretend to be ironic, but it's all racist or sexist or homophobic.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

only post while on ketamine

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I flip my hat backwards and take my pants off and sit right on the edge of the seat, face pressed to the screen. You can imagine I have to scan my face from left to right on the monitor, but that’s ok because my balls swing like a pendulum and act as a counter weight. :haibrower:

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I flip my hat backwards and take my pants off and sit right on the edge of the seat, face pressed to the screen. You can imagine I have to scan my face from left to right on the monitor, but that’s ok because my balls swing like a pendulum and act as a counter weight. :haibrower:

Please god someone talented make this animation

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

they should have sent a ClamdestineBoyster, is what im going to say next time i see something cool and no one is going to completely understand what i mean, so will print out that post and keep it in my wallet

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs
guy who posts naked Shrek all over the place

Buttchocks
Oct 21, 2020

No, I like my hat, thanks.
Writing every + sentence as if = it were an*(equation)

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Never posts about the topic but reminds everyone to "keep it light and easy."

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



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Always posting about the inside baseball of the hydraulic actuator industry.

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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ESCULA GRIND'S
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Lysenkoist that only posts in Pet Island.

Dick Bastardly
Aug 22, 2012

Muttley is SKYNET!!!
Mel C is hot

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
Person with photographic memory of all of the forums history who just quotes basically the same thing that anyone says, but from a different post spanning the 20+ year history of SA.

Probe-edit: Something Archivist

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

Alucard fucked around with this message at 21:15 on Aug 19, 2022

The Butcher
Apr 20, 2005

Well, at least we tried.
Nap Ghost

Outrail posted:

Avoid mirrors?

It's no use. Glass windows are everywhere. If it rains, judgement puddles. The calm lake is just nightmare city. I want to take a picture on my phone... Whoops, it's on self facing mode.

There is no escape.

Lurker Ant
Nov 16, 2016
That guy whose posts are all subtle cries for help

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Outrail
Jan 4, 2009

www.sapphicrobotica.com
:roboluv: :love: :roboluv:

The Butcher posted:

It's no use. Glass windows are everywhere. If it rains, judgement puddles. The calm lake is just nightmare city. I want to take a picture on my phone... Whoops, it's on self facing mode.

There is no escape.

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