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Top three vegan treatments for the headlice your child caught from their disgusting classmates.
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My husband only looks at other women because my skincare has been terrible while I've been breastfeeding.
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Aug 18, 2022 17:00
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Help! Nanny has been talking to my DD in Estonian and now she keeps speaking foreign. How do I fix her before she starts kindergarten?
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Aug 18, 2022 17:19
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A beginner's guide to fortune telling by reading your toddler's potty.
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Aug 18, 2022 17:26
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This dining chair will kill your child and you should be arrested for owning one.
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Aug 18, 2022 17:29
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Breastfeeding until college: One mother's story
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Aug 18, 2022 17:55
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My husband spent $35,000 hunting for bigfoot and I love him for it.
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Aug 18, 2022 18:21
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I bought an AI mirror to judge me about my weight because my husband is too disinterested to notice.
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Aug 18, 2022 18:46
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A loving mother's clothing quest (part 15a): Cutting your hand-dyed homemade cloth into the panels you need for the school uniform.
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Aug 18, 2022 18:50
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Your current lightbulbs are damaging your child's development. These 20 grow lights provide optimal illumination for your child's bedroom.
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Aug 18, 2022 19:00
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I had the dog put down so our children would not be exposed to the double obscenity "c*ckerp**" and now my husband is mad at me.
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Aug 18, 2022 19:41
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Your vagina and your mother: Zoom based gyno-analysis sessions for a healthier mind.
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Aug 18, 2022 20:03
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Should my son's penis look like this? A photo essay.
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Aug 18, 2022 20:43
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I bought a pink hammer from the hardware store and it empowered me to break my husband's fingers.
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Aug 18, 2022 20:48
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Taliban or Boko Haram? Which global thought leaders offer the best guidance for raising a respectful daughter.
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Aug 19, 2022 10:02
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Riding bicycles to reduce fossil fuel use is a long con by the white genociders trying to turn your sons sterile and your daughters into lesbians.
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Aug 19, 2022 10:11
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My teenage daughter disrespects me because I borrowed her clothes and returned them "stretched", and somehow I'm the bad guy.
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Aug 19, 2022 10:15
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"Cask strength gin is a botanically scented sterilising agent" and other justifications for the content of your shopping list.
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Aug 19, 2022 12:17
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A man looked at me while I was pushing the pram this morning (part 1 of 8).
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Aug 19, 2022 13:08
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12 reasons why Jesus wouldn't have wanted a woman to be president.
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Aug 19, 2022 13:13
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Son has been offered a scholarship for track but it would mean perverts have free rein to look at him while he's basically wearing underwear.
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Aug 19, 2022 13:31
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My mother ruined my life with her controlling behaviour, so I'm sticking close by my kids to make sure they're never troubled.
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Aug 19, 2022 16:20
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25 quick ideas for the science fair that you can finish before your child fucks it up.
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Aug 19, 2022 16:23
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The hotel cancelled our booking because of "tsunami damage" and I am livid.
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Aug 19, 2022 16:26
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We bought a campervan and I already want to die.
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Aug 19, 2022 19:14
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Jimothy (14) wants to gently caress a cartoon lion and I don't know how to discipline him.
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Aug 19, 2022 22:50
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I had my genitals pierced 6 times and my husband didn't notice until I accidentally circumcised him.
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Aug 19, 2022 23:42
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Since when is it a crime to bind your child's feet so they match your oriental inspired decor?
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Aug 20, 2022 16:04
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Blue and yellow clash horribly with the house paint in our gated community, so I don't understand why people objected to me taking those flags down.
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Aug 20, 2022 16:12
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We used to insist people took off their shoes, now we require them to wear clean room booties. It's just common manners and we only charge for them if you don't bring your own.
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Aug 20, 2022 16:18
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I lost a fake nail in my husband's urethra, is it realy worth the medical bills to get it out?
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Aug 21, 2022 12:17
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Socks are for children and men. If you own any as a grown woman you're probably infertile.
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Aug 21, 2022 12:49
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My husband is cheating on me by using a female voice on his sat nav. All the lesbians I bullied at school were miserable, the lamestream media needs to stop lying by presenting them as successful and happy.
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Aug 22, 2022 11:55
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87% of real mothers agree that you should be using this oven cleaner.
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Aug 22, 2022 13:20
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How much chili powder is necessary to stop your toddler eating your chili-chocolate hash brownies? We gathered two dozen 3 year olds at a "birthday party" to find out.
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Aug 22, 2022 13:26
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My children ride electric bikes to save the environment without giving them unsightly thighs and buttocks that could attract sex perverts. If you try and stop my children riding their electric bikes in pedestrian areas you are attempting to get them killed on the roads and I cannot be held responsible for shooting you. The rising cost of lithium has increased the cost of my ordered electric SUV and I don't understand why we don't send the military into Chile.
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Aug 22, 2022 14:45
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Crying in public after you publicly humiliate them is a sign that your relationship with your teenager is correctly balanced. I can't work out how to use all the buttons on my washing machine, so here is my seasonal selection of clothes that best survive whatever setting 6-40-vf means.
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Aug 22, 2022 17:14
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I found my husband's mancave blog, and now I know exactly which buttons to push to make him fold. My husband denies having a blog or any interest in social media. Refuses to explain why he likes my instaposts if that is true.
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Aug 22, 2022 17:22
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I lost my father to diabetes, which is why my child has been trained to associate ice cream vans with pain.
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Aug 22, 2022 18:14
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I paid a foreign doctor to inject an artisan blend of oils and perfumes into my breasts so my milk would come out premixed for bodily well being and tasting like La Croix Coconut. Fuking doc did somthing rong, lost bth bobs 6 ribs an bit of lung. Pray fr me and dnate to my patren to pay medic bils.
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