Don't be scared, homie: An MMA [MAFIA] Experience.

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LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

in.

# ¿ Sep 2, 2022 17:45

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 19:09

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Soccer Mom from Lodi that says "I hope GSP beats your rear end" should be a SCUM role

# ¿ Sep 2, 2022 18:16

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

all u motherfuckers are ~~on steroids~~scum

# ¿ Sep 12, 2022 21:30

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I read the AEW mafia thread

That is my experience with hidden role games (not counting every day when i pretend to be a normal person and not a weird lil goblin)

# ¿ Sep 12, 2022 21:48

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Bluedeanie posted:

Day 1 is always a crapshoot so I will base my vote on the answer to this question: what is your favorite Diaz Bro Fight? Mine is Nate vs Cowboy

Nick vs Diego Sanchez, because as Diego put it at the World MMA Awards, they were scrambling over each other like "slippery, slimy lizards"

# ¿ Sep 12, 2022 22:56

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

TheTofuShop posted:

Nick Diaz vs Takanori Gomi, for the sick gogoplata of course, but also for the timeless reminder that THE MAN is always trying to keep the 209 down and we should fight the regulators for making such bullshit rules man.

Aint nobody out here throwin hooks to the head and choking people with gogos

# ¿ Sep 13, 2022 00:47

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I'm just going to lay down on the mat and watch this unfold for a bit

# ¿ Sep 13, 2022 03:14

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

this must be what its like when soccer moms in lodi want gsp to beat your rear end

# ¿ Sep 13, 2022 14:14

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

CommonShore posted:

I'm saying that I got mixed up on what we were trying to do until I reread the OP.

Not fully understanding the rules at hand is an extremely Diaz thing.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2022 18:37

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Bluedeanie posted:

Anyway, some people are voting for LobsterMobster. I have met Lobster irl and can confirm she is not scummy irl. however she is also not a weird lil goblin irl despite claiming to be so in this thread, so that's actually kinda sus if u think about it. Sorry Lob, I tried to clear your good name and came up short!!!

Bluedeanie, you are a good person.

# ¿ Sep 13, 2022 21:43

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

wonder what chris avila is doing these days

# ¿ Sep 15, 2022 03:03

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

ok, but who is going to be richard perez

# ¿ Sep 15, 2022 16:38

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

white washing nick diaz in fantasy film casting - p scummy

# ¿ Sep 15, 2022 16:58

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

CarlCX posted:

The real strategic advantage of having never played this game before is while everyone else is having interesting conversations about strategy and reading into player motives and what you can and cannot glean from first-day activities, I, like a true Stocktonian, legitimately have no idea what I am doing and am thus strategically pure.

b i g
s a m e

# ¿ Sep 15, 2022 16:58

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

CommonShore posted:

I don't know many actors

fair

my first thought was john slattery as perez because of the white hair :-/

# ¿ Sep 15, 2022 17:13

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

RIP Merk

I don't like how much they were pushing to get rid of Gumball before the deadline

##vote The Science of Suck

# ¿ Sep 17, 2022 03:50

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

The Science of Suck posted:

i didn�t push anything? i made one post about a scummy post gumball did and then my next post was bumping the thread before deadline. do u mean that second post?

do u think gumball is town? if so, why?

what�s it like being ik?

sorry for slipping that last one in, i know it�s not relevant to the game but i guess i�m just a curious george

I'm referring to the second post. I took it as looking for a push to get rid of someone

At this point, I'm not 100% convinced Gumball is Nick Diaz Army, I'm just suspicious of the aforementioned behavior.

I was "guest IK" of here for doing well on a MMA picks contest. I never once used any buttons, not even for a comedy 6er.

# ¿ Sep 17, 2022 05:34

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Thread activity a bit low. I hope people post. Don't want any Nick Diaz Army members to get got due to inactivity

# ¿ Sep 18, 2022 00:04

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

CommonShore posted:

Are the scum able to coordinate during hte day?

i dont know, u tell me

# ¿ Sep 18, 2022 00:15

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I want everyone to look me in the eye and tell me you aren't scum.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2022 16:00

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Look at these scared homies

also i wanted to share this little snippet of when the skrap pack hung out with anthony bourdain

https://twitter.com/BigToneTrader/status/1005130059206791168

# ¿ Sep 18, 2022 17:14

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Dirt Road Junglist has been pretty quiet. I'm not saying scum, but it's hard to get a read on someone with less than 10 posts across both days.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2022 18:39

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

TheTofuShop posted:

Related to the actual game, I do think there are a couple scum in that Gumball vote from Day 1. I probably should have hopped on the train to get them lynched but I was still kinda in the dark in terms of info (as most of us are still, I think) and didnt wanna murder an innocent 209er.

Can any of you who voted for Science of Suck/LobMob kinda illuminate your reasoning for doing so?

I feel better about Lob Mob than SoS, but its not like I have a definite read on either of them.

As I said to SoS, I didn't get a good vibe when they posted to remind people of the approaching deadline to get rid of Gumball.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2022 18:57

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

Don't be scared of my lack of posting, homie.

If you're town, I don't want you getting got because of Diaz Social Anxiety Disorder.

# ¿ Sep 18, 2022 18:59

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

It was a feeling I got. I dont know 100% if Gumball is town (nothing explicitly stood out as scum to my newbie eyes), but the little nudge/reminder read as "hey gang, lets get rid of Gumball now" and it didnt sit right with me

# ¿ Sep 18, 2022 22:18

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

drat it. RIP DRJ, Nep, and Carl

I warned DRJ about Diaz Social Anxiety.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2022 03:37

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

CommonShore posted:

And if I get knifed tonight we know I'm on the right track.

CS didn't get got. Wrong track, or because CS is scum???

# ¿ Sep 20, 2022 03:43

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Nep-Nep posted:

Why do you think I'm dead?

because i cant read correctly and confused you for tofu shop

sorry!

# ¿ Sep 20, 2022 03:51

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Nep-Nep posted:

I think a good place to start would be with the two who were modkilled. Since they were both town if anyone was pushing them there could be scum there.

Looks like nobody voted for Tofu (Presumably because there wasn't a lot of activity to glean any insight)

DRJ got targeted by Gumball (Later rescinded) for existing but not being memorable, and merk (RIP) because DRJ retaliated against Gumball

# ¿ Sep 20, 2022 04:10

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Mekchu posted:

True.

I want the following people to speak up and say who they think is sus and why:

The Science of Suck, George Kansas, Bluedeanie, TheTofuShop

They've posted the least as far as I can tell.

Tofu is dead, man

# ¿ Sep 20, 2022 15:53

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

I don't know at this point!

I had minor suspicions that DRJ and Tofu were keeping quiet to fly under the radar (especially DRJ because most of their posts looked like they were trying to deflect), but I think they just got high and forgot to post, living the true Diaz Life.

I'm marginally wary of anyone talking strategies and tactics, but I think Nep is cool

My vibes on Science have lessened as they have posted more.

Just about everyone else, I could easily be convinced of being scum without a lot of fuss.

# ¿ Sep 20, 2022 16:13

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Actually, reading the thread from the jump again, I'm going with

##vote Common Shore

Early on talked about not understanding the point of the game and asking if scum can talk to each other, but later busts out strategy posts about how votes should have shaken out if people were town or scum.

The first part feels like obfuscation to avoid early suspicion

Also, listed Nate Diaz vs Stun Gun Kim as their favorite Diaz fight, a bout famous for Kim "bitchslapping Nate back to 209"

All told, very untrustworthy

# ¿ Sep 20, 2022 16:24

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

classic mistake of Not Enough Posting

# ¿ Sep 20, 2022 18:35

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Nep-Nep posted:

I will say I'm still the questioning phase here, this post actually has reasonable points.

but I would like commentary on where you feel on SoS at this point given that you dropped that line of inquiry

As I saw more posts by SoS, my feeling of them being scum lessened. And, at this point, CS gives me stronger scum/suspect vibes.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2022 02:49

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Re-read through most of the thread

I'm still not getting good feelings from CommonShore

But I have strong scum feelings from ilmucche and Bluedeanie

ilmucche's votes drifted a lot, but towards the end of d1 and d2, both voted in lockstep (Gumball, then Science of Suck), within somewhat short time frames of each other. Could be wild cork board conspiracy, but it read as a tad coordinated.

If it looks like a larger consensus is on the way, I'm willing to move my vote to either one of them.

# ¿ Sep 21, 2022 19:19

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Nep, you haven't voted

Who are you thinking at this point?

# ¿ Sep 21, 2022 22:01

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

As I said, CS, illmucche, and Bluedeanie were my top 3 BAD VIBEZ list, and it looks like bd is getting more scrutiny at this point

##unvote

##vote Bluedeanie

# ¿ Sep 22, 2022 15:27

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# ¿ May 18, 2024 19:09

LobsterMobster: Oct 29, 2009; "I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"

Theres nothing more Diazian than self-sabotage, especially if it is through inaction, so I claim this as a town win

Also, scum only held us down and wrestled, that doesnt count.

# ¿ Sep 27, 2022 15:50

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