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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:used to hang out with a guy who stole modems from best buy by taking them out of the package and stuffing them down his pants for his BBS my first Crime was trying to shoplift a zoom 28.8 modem from walmart by shoving it down my pants so i could call BBSes real fast
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CRIP EATIN BREAD posted:used to hang out with a guy who stole modems from best buy by taking them out of the package and stuffing them down his pants for his BBS Jonny 290 posted:my first Crime was trying to shoplift a zoom 28.8 modem from walmart by shoving it down my pants so i could call BBSes real fast why did jonny wear sweatpants to walmart he needed the extra bandwidth!
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i was only 13 though so it couldnt even go on my juvie record, they yelled at me and i had to cut grass at the little league fields for 3 days, then it was done
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Sep 10, 2022 03:04
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didn't everyone just buy the nicest modem at walmart, take it home, put your old modem in the box and return it for a refund?
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Sep 10, 2022 03:20
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no football for this cow to watch this week. dead queen.
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Sep 10, 2022 03:27
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im baby sitting my cousins 2.5 year old and 3 month old with the wife. this poo poo sucks lol.
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Sep 10, 2022 03:51
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time to set up a tiny wrestling ring
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Sep 10, 2022 03:54
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hitting the road in the morning for a 5 day weekend in cape may nj with the fam
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Sep 10, 2022 04:09
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well this certainly ended up kinda weird
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Sep 10, 2022 04:27
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just found out that my idiot 17-year-old brother-in-law has managed to get his transitioning open-relationship boyfriend pregnant because they said they thought that once someone started taking testosterone, you can’t get pregnant  my wife is now marching him to the clinic to get checked over because he doesn’t have a clue how long he has been rooting without protection. so my Saturday night is at home, watching the children play Mario kart, and my wife driving her dumb poo poo baby brother to the city in the middle of a spring storm  also, earlier today I cut more trees up with my chainsaw before the storm arrived 
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Sep 10, 2022 06:59
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i have never felt as old as i just did reading that first sentence
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Sep 10, 2022 07:04
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oh don’t worry. I’m old as gently caress too. my wife’s mother remarried and surprisingly wanted to have more kids. my wife and I were together when dumb rear end was born.
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Sep 10, 2022 07:08
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the kids are alright but have an entirely different set of problems that we had, in addition to inheriting a lot of the problems we had i hope they win
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Sep 10, 2022 07:13
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I’m drinking cider and editing photos https://twitter.com/qirex/status/1568470433959411713?s=21&t=Gnb5KIhtZnasI2CKEzWQoQ
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Jonny 290 posted:i hope they win 
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qirex posted:I’m drinking cider and editing photos drat nice it's long odds though 
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Sep 10, 2022 07:53
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this is why waking up early owns. up way before the kids get up. get to do my own thing for a bit.
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Sep 10, 2022 09:53
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21C at 2AM.. finally, some normal weather
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Moo Cowabunga posted:just found out that my idiot 17-year-old brother-in-law has managed to get his transitioning open-relationship boyfriend pregnant because they said they thought that once someone started taking testosterone, you can’t get pregnant （ノ∀`）ｱﾁｬｰ
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Sep 10, 2022 10:24
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lmao owned by the 3 month old
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KidDynamite posted:this is why waking up early owns. up way before the kids get up. get to do my own thing for a bit. see you at 5pm, lol
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Sep 10, 2022 10:39
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morning weekend
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Sep 10, 2022 14:43
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heres some cool pyramids heres some that were less cool  (i couldn't stop giggling at this because of the simpsons parody of a japanese toilet) heres, uh, an AT-AT 
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Sep 10, 2022 15:29
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little jones crawled in bed and cuddled with me. ms jones took out the dog. little jones is having breakfast now, think ill go back to sleep
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Sep 10, 2022 15:47
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really just watching everything rise in price every few weeks that i'm at the grocer
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Sep 10, 2022 16:21
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lmao oh god im losin it
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dioxazine posted:really just watching everything rise in price every few weeks that i'm at the grocer i don't like it
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Sep 10, 2022 16:36
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I'm gonna go to harbor freight today and spend Too Much Money on some low quality tools
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PokeJoe posted:I'm gonna go to harbor freight today and spend Too Much Money on some low quality tools pittsburgh brand, good choice
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Sep 10, 2022 17:00
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the quality of the tools matches their origin, i've been told
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Kenny Logins posted:https://twitter.com/and_dads_car__/status/1568524687851888642?s=46&t=fRJ2aMmIKSodu9AZp66yGg
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Sep 10, 2022 17:08
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buy the big rambo knife that HF sells imo
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Sep 10, 2022 17:22
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crocodile jonny
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hell yeah knives are badass
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the dagger never gets any respect
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Sep 10, 2022 17:37
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this fine weekend i am getting trashed at the hallowed monuments of my nation's capital. patriotic public intoxication to celebrate the death of the queen
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dioxazine posted:the dagger never gets any respect i am more than proficient at dual-wielding the worthy dagger
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