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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

I'm going to post a "friends wanted" ad on my neighborhood Facebook page.

Like many goon suburban dads, I find myself surrounded by neighbors that I just don't share the same values and interests with. I'm in Texas, and I'm just not a huntin' footballin' country music listenin' guy. I'm about to be 43 next week and my main interests are video games, metal music, playing guitar, stand up comedy, and riding my mountain bike. It's been this way for a very long time and I don't see myself changing what I'm into for the remainder of time I have left on this earth.

I don't want to give the impression that I'm a sickly computer toucher that shirks at the idea of physical labor, quite the contrary. I'm in a high skilled but squarely blue collar industry; I'll get caked in mud, dirt, and sweat to ultimately use a $10,000 machine and high precision tools to make high speed internet networks possible. The guys that I work with are very much like my neighbors for the most part; and I get along with everyone incredibly well. I just don't really have much in common with them outside of work related stuff.

So, I've been thinking about making a post on my neighborhood Facebook / Nextdoor page asking if anyone who is like me if they want to hang out. I like the idea of having someone close by that I can just walk to so I don't have to worry about driving home if we've had a few drinks. Maybe we share an Uber if we hang out somewhere in town. Logistically, it just makes a lot of sense.

I'd like some feedback from the hive mind and see what y'all think. Is this a pathetically desperate move that's doomed to fail and be ridiculed by the chuds that usually post there? I've had this idea bouncing around in my head for a long time now and I figure it's time to poo poo or get off the pot; what do I really have to lose?

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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]
join a book club instead

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I'll be honest with you op, it sounds like a lot of work to go through for casual gay sex when I'm right here

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

STABASS posted:

I'll be honest with you op, it sounds like a lot of work to go through for casual gay sex when I'm right here

The idea of weekly bro-jobs is compelling, but ultimately it's not conducive to a healthy marriage.

Convex
Aug 19, 2010
You know what's cool OP? Being yourself and having a great time!

nominal
Oct 13, 2007

I've never tried dried apples.
What are they?
Pork Pro
Yep, book club or another club relevant to your interests. I met a lot of neat folks locally (a few of them even goons!) from a local beer club, for example. I'm sure there may be similar things for mountain biking or guitarificatin'. This kind of puts you in a safe group setting and is a nice low-pressure environment where you can get to know folks.

Absolutely do NOT shower beforehand, though - you need to put your pheromones to work to help establish dominance since it's not okay to pee on people/things in most public social settings.

nominal fucked around with this message at 18:03 on Sep 14, 2022

Mooey Cow
Jan 27, 2018

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Pillbug
Build it and they will come



Build a dicksucking factory

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Convex posted:

You know what's cool OP? Being yourself and having a great time!

Yeah! I'm great at doing that solo, but now I want to do it with other guys too!

nominal posted:

Yep, book club or another club relevant to your interests. I met a lot of neat folks locally (a few of them even goons!) from a local beer club, for example. I'm sure there may be similar things for mountain biking or guitarificatin'. This kind of puts you in a safe group setting and is a nice low-pressure environment where you can get to know folks.

Absolutely do NOT shower beforehand, though - you need to put your pheromones to work to help establish dominance since it's not okay to pee on people/things in most public social settings.

Pre-Covid I was part of a meetup.com gaming / nerd group and had a great time with those folks while it lasted. Unfortunately, the group moved more towards a single and mingle at bars type of thing and that's not my bag. Tonight I'm actually going to a beginner's D&D game that I also found at meetup.com for the first time. I'm not terrible at putting myself out there, I just wanted to do it in a different context.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zo1-XlazvY

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
What up? We're three cool guys looking for other cool guys who wanna hang out in our party mansion. Nothing sexual. Dudes in good shape encouraged. If you're fat, you should be able to find humor in the little things. Again, nothing sexual. 💪

sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



I'm not a father and just turned 35 but my social circle has been flaking away like a Leper since everyone is doing the whole "family/kids/burnout" thing around me.

I say go for it, what do you have to lose? I should do the same.

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

It's easier to make friends when you're young, so I recommend hanging around high schools and asking if any of the kids want to hang out and listen to music in your garage.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You should volunteer to moderate a forum

ProfessorMarvel
Jan 6, 2021

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
You should invite a lot of friends over to play Wii with you then immediately back out and cancel and then whine to your goon friends about no one wants to hang out with you irl

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
looking for fiends hmu

Meatwolfe
Oct 31, 2011
What kind of guitar do you have OP? I just picked up an LTD ec-256 and started to get back into playing again.

mudskipp
Jan 1, 2018

stop making sense
What if instead of mouths it was spelt mouves

a peck of pickled peckers
Aug 3, 2014

I am your Redeemer! It is by my hand that you arise from the ashes of this world!

I’d say your first step should be getting out of Texas, OP. As far as I know, everyone in Texas is either a racist gun-toting psychopath, or in imminent danger of being butchered by a racist gun-toting psychopath.

Once you’ve surrounded yourself with folks who aren’t racist gun-toting psychopaths or the soon-to-be victims thereof, you’ll probably have an easier time finding normal, healthy friends.

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

You should add that you are not looking for anything sexual, just to avoid confusion

Lucky Guy
Jan 24, 2013

TY for no bm

neato burrito posted:

The idea of weekly bro-jobs is compelling, but ultimately it's not conducive to a healthy marriage.

your spouse finding out is not conducive to a healthy marriage, not the bro-jobs themselves

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

Colonel Cancer posted:

You should volunteer to moderate a forum

He wants to make friends, not alienate the ones he has

neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

Meatwolfe posted:

What kind of guitar do you have OP? I just picked up an LTD ec-256 and started to get back into playing again.

You're not gonna loving believe this, but I picked up the exact same guitar back in 2019 when I decided to start playing again (midlife crisis much?) Rocksmith 2014 (not Rocksmith+ that just came out and sucks) has been a wonderful tool to get me to practice more and I highly recommend picking it up for the PC. It allows you to download and play custom made DLC authored by the community. I'm at the point in my playing that I think I'm going to start taking lessons here soon. Need to work on being not sloppy.



a peck of pickled peckers posted:

I’d say your first step should be getting out of Texas, OP. As far as I know, everyone in Texas is either a racist gun-toting psychopath, or in imminent danger of being butchered by a racist gun-toting psychopath.

Once you’ve surrounded yourself with folks who aren’t racist gun-toting psychopaths or the soon-to-be victims thereof, you’ll probably have an easier time finding normal, healthy friends.

I've lived here most of my life; and I'm used to the wide diversity of folks that I meet. I absolutely know that there's people like me out there, I just have to put a little effort into finding them.

Meatwolfe
Oct 31, 2011

neato burrito posted:

You're not gonna loving believe this, but I picked up the exact same guitar back in 2019 when I decided to start playing again (midlife crisis much?) Rocksmith 2014 (not Rocksmith+ that just came out and sucks) has been a wonderful tool to get me to practice more and I highly recommend picking it up for the PC. It allows you to download and play custom made DLC authored by the community. I'm at the point in my playing that I think I'm going to start taking lessons here soon. Need to work on being not sloppy.



I've lived here most of my life; and I'm used to the wide diversity of folks that I meet. I absolutely know that there's people like me out there, I just have to put a little effort into finding them.

Cool! I got the one with the blue burst finish, my Amp is alot like the one you have there it's a 49 watt blackstar. I'm getting back into it because I had to sell all my gear in 2016, I used to have a bunch of seven strings and stuff like that, this guitar is fantastic for when I just wanna play some metal at any random time. I already took lessons, but that was a long time ago I don't even have a pc for rocksmith, I do everything on my phone.

Alucard
Mar 11, 2002
Pillbug
https://youtu.be/lFB2vI5lnR4

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

have you considered selling propane and propane accessories?

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Hey op. I’ll befriend you.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wHo43B6nu60

Can you play this on my guitar?

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

I could play the saxophone part. I wouldn't look at righteous as the guy in that vid though

DeeplyConcerned
Apr 29, 2008

I can fit 3 whole bud light cans now, ask me how!
i'm the banjo strummin redneck you fear. hell, if you met me you'd probably look down on me. I smell like concentrated dog

but shucks... you don't sound like such a bad guy. I figured the commie Robo net got to you a long time ago, socialized for Socialism they call it.

but hell man you was born as a baby. tabouleh Rossa and all that. so I don't judge nobody even if they do got democratic brain poisoning. i'd sooner stick my hand in the pit full of vipers then pick up a book.

but shucks man I bet you and I could fish for like six hours Think about that

Jippa
Feb 13, 2009
nsfw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aZH8s3_7VY8

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Come with me if you want to live.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t710WSa01N8

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