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There's already an Elon Thread covering the real-time collapse of Twitter (starting around page 200), but I wanted to carve out a little space to archive and LOL at all the great work being done this week to poison the well for brand advertisers and public figures, $8 at a time. Please post screenshots here of your favorites. Don't link the tweets because they'll get deleted. For example: Also please try to keep this focused on archiving funny tweets instead of getting too heavy into discussion. Take that to the Elon thread, the Trump thread, or wherever else these things are also being posted. I'm not gonna be a cop about it but I'd prefer for this thread to be a concentrated area for screenshots and LOLs. To get the ball rolling, here are a bunch I've saved over the past day or two:               This @TeslaReal account fired off a spree of pretty great posts. Here are some highlights, and feel free to post more:       Finally, I also want to archive this real Elon tweet that will haunt me for the rest of my life:  Feel free to post deranged Elon tweets here too.
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Turns out comedy really is back on Twitter.
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Bad Purchase posted:Also please try to keep this focused on archiving funny tweets instead of getting too heavy into discussion. Take that to the Elon thread, the Trump thread, or wherever else these things are also being posted. I'm not gonna be a cop about it but I'd prefer for this thread to be a concentrated area for screenshots and LOLs. Gonna echo this - it's not a general discussion thread; we have a thread about that
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some good ones in there, especially this: here's a screenshot i found with the verified sticker in there instead of the embedded discord format  
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ah yes, show me your comedy license, that's what i call free speech! also: 
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Nov 12, 2022 06:58
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 This is the revolutionary war era American Girl. I'd actually check if I still had the books.
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 I thought Elon was just going to ruin twitter, but god drat he actually made it interesting for a change and not a cesspool of mental illness.
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https://twitter.com/TaylorLorenz/status/1591235348797231104?t=x32jMxfd2vbOnRHP5N0AZA&s=19
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https://twitter.com/exclamate_/status/1589426189579747328 (thread)
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a 4th or 5th elon thread since twitter take over isn't cope at all
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I bet all those alt right assholes are going to be sad now that Elon himself has decreed that any parody or satire has to be clearly marked as such from the beginning. That destroys like half of their playbook right there if they can't retroactively claim that any offensive statement was "just a joke" or "satire". Edit - wrong thread. Offler fucked around with this message at 14:27 on Nov 12, 2022 |
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Mnoba posted:a 4th or 5th elon thread since twitter take over isn't cope at all Astonished you had a chance to type this between tweeting and drinking your own piss
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https://twitter.com/beijingpalmer/status/1591165104430927872
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Guys, I think he's going to keep coming back here until someone takes him up on his offer.. 
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Mnoba posted:a 4th or 5th elon thread since twitter take over isn't cope at all Lmfao
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Mnoba posted:a 4th or 5th elon thread since twitter take over isn't cope at all Yes, it’s very hard to cope with how great twitter is doing and what a brain genius elon is. Turns out we were the corncobs all along. Dumbass.
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ignore the troll, this thread isn't for talking about elon, but it's ok to point and laugh at him as long as you've got a screenshot to go with it
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it's getting harder to do these now with twitter blue signups and name changes disabled. the bonanza of funny verified tweets may be over, but whatever comes next is sure to be equally dumb and hilarious. anyway, a couple more:  
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Chuck Tingle works fast.
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By popular demand posted:Chuck Tingle works fast. Word
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Madlibs, erotica style. I can see that working well actually.
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Im loving dying at this one. 
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loving Moron posted:Im loving dying at this one. Lmao
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Takes No Damage posted:Word What a buckaroo!
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That's good hustle
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This one probably made Gamefreak gain more value than Lockheed martin and Lily lost combined.
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What if you make a parody account but just say nice, supportive things? I ask because I think Kanye is one of those people who is the nicest person in the world as long as he's on his God damned medicine. So like @medicatedKanye.
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Bluemillion posted:This one probably made Gamefreak gain more value than Lockheed martin and Lily lost combined. So Gamefreak itself isn’t publicly traded but I just checked and Nintendo stock went up by 5% that day
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Jothan posted:So Gamefreak itself isn’t publicly traded but I just checked and Nintendo stock went up by 5% that day hell yeah im gonna finally gently caress me a blastoise.
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