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watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

woke ace ventura would say some crazy poo poo like �i�m �woke��

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# ? Nov 19, 2022 22:05

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 15:05

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

[robocop voice] i�m woke

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# ? Nov 19, 2022 22:06

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

jason vorhees doesn�t really say anything but could you imagine if he was woke?

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# ? Nov 19, 2022 22:07

watho: The real world will, again tomorrow, function and run without me.

imagine if darth vader was woke i think he would say something like �i�m woke�

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# ? Nov 19, 2022 22:08

Heather Papps: hello friend

indiana jones: this belongs in a MUSEUM! A MUSEUM IN THE NATION FROM WHICH IT WAS STOLEN.

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# ? Nov 19, 2022 22:16

How Wonderful!: I only have excellent ideas

watho posted:

imagine if darth vader was woke i think he would say something like �i�m woke�

i find your lack of spoons... disturbing... go home and recharge we'll all be wishing you a restful and energizing vacation until you're back at 100%

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# ? Nov 20, 2022 00:43

Stoner Sloth

what if sleeping beauty were woke?

# ? Nov 20, 2022 01:43

Stoner Sloth

rip van wokele

# ? Nov 20, 2022 01:43

Heather Papps: hello friend

Stoner Sloth posted:

rip van wokele

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# ? Nov 20, 2022 01:47

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

watho posted:

woke ace ventura would say some crazy poo poo like �i�m �woke��

https://i.imgur.com/9jTkSUL.mp4
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# ? Nov 20, 2022 01:55

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

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# ? Nov 20, 2022 02:07

Heather Papps: hello friend

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# ? Nov 20, 2022 02:11

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Heather Papps posted:

lol

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# ? Nov 20, 2022 02:15

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

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# ? Nov 20, 2022 02:43

Non Krampus Mentis: Scrungus Bungus from the planet Grongous

watho posted:

jason vorhees doesn�t really say anything but could you imagine if he was woke?

doesn�t he grow weed in the fancy new reboot platinum dunes did

Gru� vom Krampus

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# ? Nov 20, 2022 02:59

frump truck: hello... again!

coffee is for closers but also it's for anyone who wants any. have my watch. have my car

# ? Nov 20, 2022 03:11

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

greed is bad

# ? Nov 20, 2022 03:12

canyoneer: I only have canyoneyes for you

write it up in the report in detail, Jake. we are public servants and the citizens of Chinatown deserve to live in a safe community that values their human rights

# ? Nov 20, 2022 03:19

Finger Prince

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda didn't shoot any myself. Being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, it would be pretty irresponsible of me to discharge my firearm. So I always ask myself "Do I want to de-escalate this situation?" Well, I do, friend.

# ? Nov 20, 2022 03:45

Heather Papps: hello friend

Finger Prince posted:

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda didn't shoot any myself. Being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, it would be pretty irresponsible of me to discharge my firearm. So I always ask myself "Do I want to de-escalate this situation?" Well, I do, friend.

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# ? Nov 20, 2022 03:48

Areola Grande: it's a free country u pervs

Finger Prince posted:

I know what you're thinking. "Did he fire six shots or only five?" Well to tell you the truth in all this excitement I kinda didn't shoot any myself. Being this is a .44 Magnum, the most powerful handgun in the world and would blow your head clean off, it would be pretty irresponsible of me to discharge my firearm. So I always ask myself "Do I want to de-escalate this situation?" Well, I do, friend.

# ? Nov 20, 2022 03:52

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

frump truck posted:

coffee is for closers but also it's for anyone who wants any. have my watch. have my car

The leads are weak???

Well, you're not.

# ? Nov 20, 2022 03:54

Finger Prince

Replicants are like any other machine. Fully guaranteed rights under the Constitution, just like a human person. Whether they're a benefit or a hazard, it's my duty to uphold those rights.

# ? Nov 20, 2022 03:58

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

Also, the "for closers" always reminds me of the Employee Orientation episode of Harvey Birdman.

"Perks: Chairs (for earners)"

Sorry for the DM link, YouTube doesn't have even a portion of the episode

https://www.dailymotion.com/video/x440810

# ? Nov 20, 2022 04:01

Finger Prince

I've seen things you people wouldn't believe. Pride parades off the shoulder of Orion. I watched drag queens glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. Time to die.

# ? Nov 20, 2022 04:02

Viginti Septem: Oculus Noctuae

# ? Nov 20, 2022 04:08

Finger Prince

Mongol General : Hao! Dai ye! We won again! This is good, but what is best in life?

Mongol : The open steppe, fleet horse, falcons at your wrist, and the wind in your hair.

Mongol General : Wrong! Conan! What is best in life?

Conan : To love your enemies. See them welcomed before you. And to hear the accolades of their women.

Mongol General : That is good! That is good.

# ? Nov 20, 2022 04:10