- Soapyshoes
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I will set each and every one of you on fire.
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Yeah we all want super strength or the power to shoot optic blasts, but are there mutants out there that have lovely powers?
Professor X just wants a bunch of combat oriented mutants but what if your power was like, you produce a LOT of earwax
Or like what if your power was very long fingers and you could tickle anybody really well
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Nov 21, 2022 04:50
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- Adbot
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Apr 26, 2024 03:58
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- Soapyshoes
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I will set each and every one of you on fire.
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Mutant power to not pee. You don’t have to pee anymore. Mutant code name? Idk maybe Bladder or something
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Nov 21, 2022 04:53
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- Soapyshoes
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I will set each and every one of you on fire.
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Mutant power: you can spin anything on a little stick
Code name: Spindrift
Power rating: 0/5
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Nov 21, 2022 04:55
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- Soapyshoes
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I will set each and every one of you on fire.
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Mutant power: cracking your knuckles creates little microdimensions where civilizations are born and die out in the matter of moments
Mutant code name: Brad (unaware of powers)
Mutant power level: 0.5/5
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Nov 21, 2022 04:59
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- Soapyshoes
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I will set each and every one of you on fire.
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Mega sweat and excessive farting is just me
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Nov 21, 2022 04:59
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- Soapyshoes
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I will set each and every one of you on fire.
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Mutant power: you can talk to crabs and also your eyes are like crab eyes
Mutant code name: Crab
Mutant power level: 5/5 - crabs are cool
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Nov 21, 2022 05:01
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- Soapyshoes
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I will set each and every one of you on fire.
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When do “conditions” become mutant powers
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Nov 21, 2022 05:03
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- Soapyshoes
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I will set each and every one of you on fire.
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Mutant power: eyeballs where nipples should be and nipples where eyeballs should be
Mutant codename: Shifty Nipples
Mutant power level: 3/5
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Nov 21, 2022 13:58
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- tutankhalmond
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mutant power you deeply respect and love the united states of america
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Nov 21, 2022 14:57
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- Soapyshoes
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I will set each and every one of you on fire.
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You guys I smell a Mystery Men sequel!
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Nov 21, 2022 15:33
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- Soapyshoes
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I will set each and every one of you on fire.
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Mutant power: able to excrete a large amount of mucus from your skin, like a hagfish
Mutant code name: Hagfish
Mutant power level: 4/5 - you probably work for Magneto though
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Nov 21, 2022 15:35
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You guys I smell a Mystery Men sequel!
Nah that's just all the variations on fart mutants itt
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Nov 21, 2022 15:42
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So there was a teenager in the comics who developed the ability to passively uncontrollably melt all human and animal life within like a 50 foot radius. Professor X sent Wolverine to talk to him because apparently his healing factor allowed him to just chill in the kid's presence, idk I figure he'd be in agony constantly melting and healing back but whatever. He basically confirms that the kid has to live as a hermit for the rest of his life and probably go vegan, then basically shrugs and says "Sucks to be you" and leaves.
Anyway I was thinking that, but with ice cream
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Nov 21, 2022 15:57
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- Soapyshoes
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I will set each and every one of you on fire.
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So there was a teenager in the comics who developed the ability to passively uncontrollably melt all human and animal life within like a 50 foot radius. Professor X sent Wolverine to talk to him because apparently his healing factor allowed him to just chill in the kid's presence, idk I figure he'd be in agony constantly melting and healing back but whatever. He basically confirms that the kid has to live as a hermit for the rest of his life and probably go vegan, then basically shrugs and says "Sucks to be you" and leaves.
Anyway I was thinking that, but with ice cream
hahahaa
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Nov 21, 2022 15:59
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- idiotsavant
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An accident with an ancient portal gives you mystical powers: everything you eat is pooped out in perfect original condition
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Nov 21, 2022 16:56
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“hey ive been doing a lot of baking lately, ill bring dessert?”
“dude… we’re trying to have a chill friendsgiving, just don’t bring anything man. we’ve been over this”
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Nov 21, 2022 16:59
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Happy Monday all! I made wayyyyy too much applesauce this weekend (when life gives you apples, lol!) so there's a bunch of fresh applesauce in the break fridge if anyone wants it! I put it in deli containers so just take whatever you want!
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Nov 21, 2022 17:26
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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male lactation
edit: sorry, wrong thread
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Nov 21, 2022 18:15
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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Can walk into any* book, just like Gumby
*book must be physically large enough to contain entire body
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Nov 21, 2022 18:17
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- Soapyshoes
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I will set each and every one of you on fire.
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Buttcheeks made of iron
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Nov 21, 2022 18:22
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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telekinetic power to make objects damp but not wet
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Nov 21, 2022 18:48
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- canyoneer
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I only have canyoneyes for you
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the ability to get 5% off at retail stores, but only on your birthday
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Nov 21, 2022 23:01
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- Soapyshoes
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I will set each and every one of you on fire.
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telekinetic power to make objects damp but not wet
Hmm looks like it’s cold enough to frost, but the humidity is so low! If only there were a mutant that could increase it so Magneto’s Toyota Corolla’s windshield will frost up!
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Nov 22, 2022 01:38
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- Sarah Cenia
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Laying in the forest, by the water
Underneath these ferns
You'll never find me
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Hmm looks like it’s cold enough to frost, but the humidity is so low! If only there were a mutant that could increase it so Magneto’s Toyota Corolla’s windshield will frost up!
HAHAHA X-MEN...
WELCOME!! TO DRIVE!
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Nov 22, 2022 19:45
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- The Hello Machine
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I'm not a real machine, but I am a real Hello-sayer.
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An extra spleen that doesn't do anything
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Nov 22, 2022 23:29
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- Buttchocks
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No, I like my hat, thanks.
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A voice so gravely that it gives people roadrash
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Nov 22, 2022 23:53
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