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Yeah we all want super strength or the power to shoot optic blasts, but are there mutants out there that have lovely powers? Professor X just wants a bunch of combat oriented mutants but what if your power was like, you produce a LOT of earwax Or like what if your power was very long fingers and you could tickle anybody really well |
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Mutant power to not pee. You don’t have to pee anymore. Mutant code name? Idk maybe Bladder or something |
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Nov 21, 2022 04:53
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excessive flatulence
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Nov 21, 2022 04:54
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Mutant power: you can spin anything on a little stick Code name: Spindrift Power rating: 0/5 |
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Nov 21, 2022 04:55
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mega sweat
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Nov 21, 2022 04:58
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Mutant power: cracking your knuckles creates little microdimensions where civilizations are born and die out in the matter of moments Mutant code name: Brad (unaware of powers) Mutant power level: 0.5/5 |
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Nov 21, 2022 04:59
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Mega sweat and excessive farting is just me |
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Nov 21, 2022 04:59
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"whoa... colossus... your dick must be like a loving jackhammer!" "no, uh.... actually as a result of my mutant powers my penis is extremely small and soft."
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Nov 21, 2022 05:01
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Mutant power: you can talk to crabs and also your eyes are like crab eyes Mutant code name: Crab Mutant power level: 5/5 - crabs are cool |
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Nov 21, 2022 05:01
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When do “conditions” become mutant powers |
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Nov 21, 2022 05:03
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Soapyshoes posted:When do “conditions” become mutant powers when they violate our understanding of physics rather than be an impediment in our daily life
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Nov 21, 2022 05:08
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for instance there would have to be an absurd quantity of farts, so many farts it defies comprehension a metric rear end-load of farts
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Nov 21, 2022 05:14
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haha yeah no i'm not diabetic it's a mutant power
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Nov 21, 2022 05:16
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sorry i forgot your birthday, babe, it's a mutant power
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Nov 21, 2022 05:17
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Heather Papps posted:sorry i forgot your birthday, babe, it's a mutant power now see if you forget so much that you can see the future, boom mutant power
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Nov 21, 2022 05:22
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Shifty Nipples posted:now see if you forget so much that you can see the future, boom mutant power yeah for sure next birthday will be AMAZING. i can see it. chill out, stop crying.
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Nov 21, 2022 05:29
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Mutant power: eyeballs where nipples should be and nipples where eyeballs should be Mutant codename: Shifty Nipples Mutant power level: 3/5 |
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Nov 21, 2022 13:58
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the power to eat the spiciest food without suffering ill effects but it eventually has to come out the way it got in the power to make other people fart if they look directly in your eyes but you poop your own pants the power to force any digital device to play Rick Astley's classic hit, Never Gonna Give You Up, but you have to hold your breath the entire time
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Nov 21, 2022 14:51
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mutant power you deeply respect and love the united states of america |
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Nov 21, 2022 14:57
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You guys I smell a Mystery Men sequel! |
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Nov 21, 2022 15:33
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Mutant power: able to excrete a large amount of mucus from your skin, like a hagfish Mutant code name: Hagfish Mutant power level: 4/5 - you probably work for Magneto though |
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Nov 21, 2022 15:35
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Soapyshoes posted:You guys I smell a Mystery Men sequel! Nah that's just all the variations on fart mutants itt |
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Nov 21, 2022 15:42
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So there was a teenager in the comics who developed the ability to passively uncontrollably melt all human and animal life within like a 50 foot radius. Professor X sent Wolverine to talk to him because apparently his healing factor allowed him to just chill in the kid's presence, idk I figure he'd be in agony constantly melting and healing back but whatever. He basically confirms that the kid has to live as a hermit for the rest of his life and probably go vegan, then basically shrugs and says "Sucks to be you" and leaves. Anyway I was thinking that, but with ice cream |
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google THIS posted:So there was a teenager in the comics who developed the ability to passively uncontrollably melt all human and animal life within like a 50 foot radius. Professor X sent Wolverine to talk to him because apparently his healing factor allowed him to just chill in the kid's presence, idk I figure he'd be in agony constantly melting and healing back but whatever. He basically confirms that the kid has to live as a hermit for the rest of his life and probably go vegan, then basically shrugs and says "Sucks to be you" and leaves. hahahaa |
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Nov 21, 2022 15:59
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An accident with an ancient portal gives you mystical powers: everything you eat is pooped out in perfect original condition |
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“hey ive been doing a lot of baking lately, ill bring dessert?” “dude… we’re trying to have a chill friendsgiving, just don’t bring anything man. we’ve been over this” |
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Nov 21, 2022 16:59
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Happy Monday all! I made wayyyyy too much applesauce this weekend (when life gives you apples, lol!) so there's a bunch of fresh applesauce in the break fridge if anyone wants it! I put it in deli containers so just take whatever you want! |
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Nov 21, 2022 17:26
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male lactation edit: sorry, wrong thread |
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Nov 21, 2022 18:15
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Can walk into any* book, just like Gumby *book must be physically large enough to contain entire body |
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Nov 21, 2022 18:17
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Buttcheeks made of iron |
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Nov 21, 2022 18:22
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telekinetic power to make objects damp but not wet |
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Nov 21, 2022 18:48
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the ability to get 5% off at retail stores, but only on your birthday |
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Nov 21, 2022 23:01
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Soapyshoes posted:Mutant power: eyeballs where nipples should be and nipples where eyeballs should be 
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Nov 21, 2022 23:04
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Buttchocks posted:telekinetic power to make objects damp but not wet Hmm looks like it’s cold enough to frost, but the humidity is so low! If only there were a mutant that could increase it so Magneto’s Toyota Corolla’s windshield will frost up! |
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Soapyshoes posted:Hmm looks like it’s cold enough to frost, but the humidity is so low! If only there were a mutant that could increase it so Magneto’s Toyota Corolla’s windshield will frost up! HAHAHA X-MEN... WELCOME!! TO DRIVE! |
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Nov 22, 2022 19:45
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you can tell if anyone in a 50 yard radius has eaten sushi in the past 24 hours
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sb hermit posted:you can tell if anyone in a 50 yard radius has eaten sushi in the past 24 hours this, but rear end
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An extra spleen that doesn't do anything |
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Nov 22, 2022 23:29
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A voice so gravely that it gives people roadrash |
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i mean it could be worse but i really hate how fast my finger and toe nails grow i have destroyed so many gloves and socks
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