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Make everyone go through a little sheep dip before they can come in.
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Jose Oquendo posted:At least the whole house doesn't smell like cum. OP could post on Craigslist about this and invite some feet guys to come over and JO for... let's say $100 a pop?
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Nov 28, 2022 16:20
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DeeplyConcerned posted:based on the foot smell description, I could immediately tell something was wrong. omg right?! I was all "something isn't quite right about this situation...haha." Glad I wasn't the only one. I have a friend whose tennis shoes got wet in the rain and it made his socks smell really bad, and I didn't want him around my house anymore. The issue seems to have been cleared up since.
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Nov 28, 2022 17:41
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I'm about to make my apartment smell like poo poo!!!
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Nov 28, 2022 17:47
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Once again, OP has declined to provide the important details required to solve a mystery of this level. Okay fine, I'm pretty sure it was my manbaby brother-in-law's feet.
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Nov 28, 2022 18:34
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Chinatown posted:I'm about to make my apartment smell like poo poo!!! u got off work early?
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Nov 28, 2022 21:21
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get a piss bubbler then you can fill your house with piss aromas to cover up the feet
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Nov 28, 2022 21:44
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smelly feet, smelly feet, what are they feeeding yooou ha ha like that song in F.R.I.E.N.D.S remember that?
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Nov 28, 2022 22:01
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On average, how many hours a day do you wear shoes? And could you estimate how many hours give or take does your guests? Over here in faraway lands, shoes are not worn in the house or appartment. Sometimes you dont wear shoes in offices. You kick off your shoes within hotel rooms. I'm just thinking, it seems like some places people just keep their shoes on all goddamn day, and so i can imagine they reek to high heck when suddenly several people unsheaths their rank rear end feet.
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Nov 28, 2022 23:01
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You need Jesus op
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Nov 28, 2022 23:36
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When you see only one set of muddy shoeprints on your floor's and rugs OP, that was Jesus stopping by to roast your dirty stinkin goon hovel and your manky friends.
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Nov 29, 2022 00:55
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I had a high school friend who's family had a strict "no shoes in the house" policy. They did provide a rack of slippers you could wear inside. I don't think they ever washed the slippers though. You'd walk into the entryway and take off your shoes, and then smell of a dozen pairs of musky slippers. I just walked around in my socks.
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Nov 29, 2022 01:14
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Internetjack posted:I had a high school friend who's family had a strict "no shoes in the house" policy. They did provide a rack of slippers you could wear inside. I don't think they ever washed the slippers though. You'd walk into the entryway and take off your shoes, and then smell of a dozen pairs of musky slippers. Okay that’s just gross. My house eventually stopped smelling like cheesy feet after this mystery gross person left last night.
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Nov 29, 2022 01:52
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I feel like when I'm in a room where I can smell someone's feet I know exactly who it is just by their general appearance.Internetjack posted:I had a high school friend who's family had a strict "no shoes in the house" policy. They did provide a rack of slippers you could wear inside. I don't think they ever washed the slippers though. You'd walk into the entryway and take off your shoes, and then smell of a dozen pairs of musky slippers. As someone who has worn indoor slippers their whole life this is horrifying. Slippers are a personal item.
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Nov 29, 2022 02:06
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Jelly posted:
You never put on your mom’s slippers to take in the groceries?
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:You never put on your mom’s slippers to take in the groceries?
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Lol, sewers.
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Nov 29, 2022 02:22
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I had a friend who had something that made his feet smell. Wasn’t weird, wasn’t an unhygienic person. Just whenever he came to visit I would give him a fresh pair of socks and bag his socks/shoes. Edit: lightly boil some white vinegar to remove household smells
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Dec 13, 2022 17:22
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my hole smells like feet.
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flubber nuts posted:my hole smells like feet. Stop putting feet in your hole
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Kinkshame much?
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:Stop putting feet in your hole no, i like it like this. this is good for me.
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Dec 13, 2022 20:24
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That's incredibly gross Did you guys eat? I would think that in real life you have no choice but to rescind that practice whenever any of those people come over
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F96bEoKAtS0&t=105s
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The bacteria involved just likes farting. True foot odor comes from a swamp foot. I can not describe thw odor from someone when he came home from the barracks. Zeluth fucked around with this message at 00:27 on Dec 14, 2022 |
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I was gonna make an Old Goon that lived in a shoe "joke" so I looked up the rhyme to remind myself of the wording. Well wouldn't you loving know it those woke moralists have changed the wording to appease todays soft, weak children. Here's how it goes: There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, she didn't know what to do. She gave them some broth with plenty of bread; And kissed them all fondly and put them to bed. An the original: There was an old woman who lived in a shoe. She had so many children, she didn't know what to do. She gave them some broth without any bread; And whipped them all soundly and put them to bed. Keep old timey children's rhymes horrible.
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Dec 14, 2022 00:37
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Invite Quentin Tarantino over to help identify the source
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Dec 14, 2022 00:58
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But then his house will smell of feet and cum.
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A few years back I bought a shirt from Goodwill for Halloween. I washed it after I bought it. When I wore it for Halloween it kind of had a BO stink in the pit, but it didn't seem like my brand. I washed it again immediately afterward and the next time I wore it it seemed to do the same thing with time-releasing unfamiliar BO. I threw it away after that and have never bought another article of used clothing. Really grossed me out, honestly.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Keep old timey children's rhymes horrible. "The devil has told you that! The devil has told you that," cried the little man, and in his anger he plunged his right foot so deep into the earth that his whole leg went in, and then in rage he pulled at his left leg so hard with both hands that he tore himself in two. From Rumpelstiltskin.
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sigher posted:But then his house will smell of feet and cum. I guess my house has a baseline cum smell, so it smelled like feet and cum.
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Febreeze everyone's shoes and socks next time, set them outside, and give them a pedicure before you party Then shampoo your carpet
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HAmbONE posted:I had a friend who had something that made his feet smell. Wasn’t weird, wasn’t an unhygienic person. Just whenever he came to visit I would give him a fresh pair of socks and bag his socks/shoes. lol how did you approach him on this. Oh hey bud good to see you, here's some fresh socks- ill take the ones you got and contain them in this ziploc bag. wanna play some smash bros?
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Ew. Gross.
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When you came pulling in here did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Ripe Durian Storage?"
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I was gonna make an Old Goon that lived in a shoe "joke" so I looked up the rhyme to remind myself of the wording. I had no idea how the song went, so I was very sure that this was going to end up being about an old woman fattening children up so she could eat them.
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Ew. Gross.
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Smugworth posted:Ew. Gross.
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Smugworth posted:Ew. Gross. It's not like there aren't any horrible fairy tales along those lines, although I'm afraid to Google it for confirmation.
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YeahTubaMike posted:I had no idea how the song went, so I was very sure that this was going to end up being about an old woman fattening children up so she could eat them. Nah it's cool she just starves and beats them.
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