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TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

https://twitter.com/OptaJoe/status/1597689489651945472?s=20&t=uoq45Rk8w30VtMMOE4rTGQ

It's...coming home?

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Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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ALFbrot posted:

They scored 9 goals in their other two matches. I'm not convinced the US have scored 9 goals since Jurgen Klinsmann

All you need is one more than the other guy. The rest is just showing off, IMO.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

I kind of refuse to believe that's accurate.

Henrik Zetterberg
Dec 7, 2007


100% a ruptured testicle, right?

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Crazy Ted posted:

I kind of refuse to believe that's accurate.

Friendly reminder that Wayne Rooney scored one (1) career World Cup goal

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Henrik Zetterberg posted:

100% a ruptured testicle, right?

If you've got right I guess I'll take left

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

he was never hit in the balls! the knee was clearly in his stomach/diaphragm! this is fake news!

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Crazy Ted posted:

I kind of refuse to believe that's accurate.

I can't really remember any candidates in my lifetime at least. Beckham got the darts board. Rooney was injured and/or suspended. 66 to 98 were the dark ages for either Man Utd or England.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.
Jesus, it looked like a solid whang to the cock and balls but not actually bad.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

CapnAndy posted:

Jesus, it looked like a solid whang to the cock and balls but not actually bad.

Looked like a pretty good flying knee to the baby berries to me

Big Black Dick
Mar 20, 2009

it's an abdominal injury because that's where his balls are currently

Stagger_Lee
Mar 25, 2009
god bless senegal

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

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Big Black Dick posted:

it's an abdominal injury because that's where his balls are currently

This had me snort out loud at work so thanks for that.

paddyboat
Feb 20, 2013

Maxi, Maxi Rodriguez
Run down the wing for me
Lmao and rip

https://twitter.com/patrick7111996/status/1597714061550288896?s=46&t=WnaC3koPNEd3-mP1L1cwug

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?
Castration Pulisic

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet
"America! gently caress YEAH!", the picture

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Pulisic is changing the name on his jersey to Scalise

Fast Luck
Feb 2, 1988

skasion posted:

Castration Pulisic

Quickest way to get back on the pitch

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Bip Roberts posted:

People watch as a lark at best so it's no problem

The further you go though,

Tortilla Maker
Dec 13, 2005
Un Desmadre A Toda Madre
Cool tats bro.

Backdoor Delivery
Nov 15, 2004

one cool dude


2 Time TRP Sack Race Champion
whew we did it boys
anyone who posted the veiled Iranian woman smilie can suck my Pulidick ahahaha

LochNessMonster
Feb 3, 2005

I need about three fitty



For a second I thought someone photoshopped Lowtax’s head in there…

Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

LochNessMonster posted:

For a second I thought someone photoshopped Lowtax’s head in there…

Lowtax has a phenomenally better shots on target record

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

Total Meatlove posted:

Lowtax has a phenomenally better shots on target record

Hachi machi lol

bawfuls
Oct 28, 2009

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Getting to knockout means I’m going to be able to taunt Canada AND Mexico fans and that’s what really matters here
Mexico could still get in if they beat the Saudis and Argentina beats Poland by enough

NtotheTC
Dec 31, 2007


Total Meatlove posted:

Lowtax has a phenomenally better shots on target record

jesus christ

The Lore Bear
Jan 21, 2014

I don't know what to put here. Guys? GUYS?!

Total Meatlove posted:

Lowtax has a phenomenally better shots on target record

holy poo poo

slave to my cravings
Mar 1, 2007

Got my mind on doritos and doritos on my mind.

Total Meatlove posted:

Lowtax has a phenomenally better shots on target record

:thurman:

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

LochNessMonster posted:

For a second I thought someone photoshopped Lowtax’s head in there…

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FreeRangeHexagon
Apr 17, 2022

Total Meatlove posted:

Lowtax has a phenomenally better shots on target record

:vince:

the sex ghost
Sep 6, 2009

LochNessMonster
Feb 3, 2005

I need about three fitty



:five:

Dr. Mantis Toboggan
May 5, 2003

Total Meatlove posted:

Lowtax has a phenomenally better shots on target record

Oh my God I actually gasped in real life

ALFbrot
Apr 17, 2002

Total Meatlove posted:

Lowtax has a phenomenally better shots on target record

Outstanding

Matt Zerella
Oct 7, 2002

Norris'es are back baby. It's good again. Awoouu (fox Howl)

lmbo

Cpt. Mahatma Gandhi
Mar 26, 2005

Total Meatlove posted:

Lowtax has a phenomenally better shots on target record

lol wow

Taco Duck
Feb 18, 2011


barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

now this is the world cup

poty
Jun 21, 2008

虹はどこで終わるのですか? あなたの魂の中で、または地平線で?

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Alctel
Jan 16, 2004

I love snails


Lmao this page

Total Meatlove posted:

We’re all just concerned about what knockout football and endemic hypertension will do to your poor country’s health system.


Genuinely hoping they get involved in a pen shootout

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