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FAUretirenow
Jan 10, 2019
I moved the throw carpet and there it was, the cum carpet

i left my key on it and got a krystal sackful on the way home

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neato burrito
Aug 25, 2002

bitch better have my chex mix

You're letting a catch like that get away? What's not to love?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right
Shant speculate

Wendigee
Jul 19, 2004

Lol why

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)

You shouldn't have confiscated his cumsock.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005



Carpet Goop

istewart
Apr 13, 2005

Still contemplating why I didn't register here under a clever pseudonym

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9B35rfOdn8

Too bad embeds aren't working right now

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Don’t kink shame OP

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right
It's a goon couch

Sell it on SA mart

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
How do you know it's cum?

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Shave that bush OP. Geez.

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

get that carpet a pregnancy test

thin blue whine
Feb 20, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat
op i'm going to need you to get into this more. ilove a good cum story

hell, i just love good cum

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

thin blue whine posted:

op i'm going to need you to get into this more. ilove a good cum story

hell, i just love good cum

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsKsvKQJDU0

thin blue whine
Feb 20, 2004
PLEASE SEE POLICY


Soiled Meat

lmao

ante
Apr 9, 2005

SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS
Descriptive title, promises kept, A+ thread

Voted 5

The Wiggly Wizard
Aug 21, 2008


Whoaaa

Amber is the color of your exe’s chi

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

sorry it wasnt yours

god please help me
Jul 9, 2018
he came on the carpet and didn't offer to wash it? No wonder he is now your ex.

1000 Sweaty Rikers
Oct 13, 2005

it's shameful that one would discard their sacred life-fluids in such a way without the respect it deserves

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Well… thread delivers

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

I don't understand dudes with weird cumsocks or dirty habits like this. Like bro there are multiple ways to deal with your load that can be easily disposed of afterwards and don't become a horrible biohazard.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
Oh? Like what? Go on, tell us all how you would have disposed of your cum in his situation.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)

Funky See Funky Do posted:

How do you know it's cum?

Hmmm... Looks like cum...

(Sniffs) Smells like cum...

(Licks a fingertip, dips it in the cummy deposit, puts fingertip in mouth...) Tastes like cum!

Phew, lucky I didn't step in it!

rain dogs
Apr 19, 2020

is krystal sackful a code for meth?

Dick Fontaine
Nov 10, 2022

Computer, end program.
Dunno, but it’s a great drag name

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.


I got crabs from OP's post.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

all the good usernames reference ex-admins

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Funky See Funky Do posted:

Oh? Like what? Go on, tell us all how you would have disposed of your cum in his situation.

Like for instance you could eat it as a tasty snack

Dumb Sex-Parrot
Dec 24, 2020

You know what?
Let's all go to Funky Town!
Gross, a dirty cum carpet.

teen witch
Oct 9, 2012

Pyromancy posting
Metal modding
so like is this why this is your ex or somehow this wasn’t the deciding factor?

Follow up question: why is it so textured

Edmund Sparkler
Jul 4, 2003
For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris
I remember an old thread where OP claimed that their friend's apartment smelled like cum and the mod told them to describe the smell or get banned. They got banned. Looking for the same policy to apply here.

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

wait this is the ops only post, yet they registered in early 2019 with a username attacking one of the admins at the time, implying a level of Forums Knowledge

who are you really, op

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)

teen witch posted:

Follow up question: why is it so textured

MiracleFlare
Mar 27, 2012

rain dogs posted:

is krystal sackful a code for meth?

Apparently it's a box full of sliders. In fairness if I saw a carpet of caramelized cum I too would eat myself to death trying to bury the memory

Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004

angry rereg from 2019: now! now is the time to make my first post, I know just the thing!

Delicate Stranger
Nov 16, 2006
. . . but does the carpet match the drapes, op?

Hot Stunt
Oct 2, 2009


Doesn't the carpet under everyone's desk look like that?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011



Why did you post a screenshot of a photo that you took

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Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

Load bearing carpet

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