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I moved the throw carpet and there it was, the cum carpet i left my key on it and got a krystal sackful on the way home 
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You're letting a catch like that get away? What's not to love?
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Dec 1, 2022 05:03
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Shant speculate
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Dec 1, 2022 05:07
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Lol why
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Dec 1, 2022 05:12
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You shouldn't have confiscated his cumsock.
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Dec 1, 2022 05:12
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Carpet Goop
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Dec 1, 2022 05:13
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9B35rfOdn8 Too bad embeds aren't working right now
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Dec 1, 2022 05:14
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Don’t kink shame OP
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Dec 1, 2022 05:17
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It's a goon couch Sell it on SA mart
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Dec 1, 2022 05:18
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How do you know it's cum?
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Dec 1, 2022 05:24
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Shave that bush OP. Geez.
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Dec 1, 2022 05:36
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get that carpet a pregnancy test
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Dec 1, 2022 05:40
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op i'm going to need you to get into this more. ilove a good cum story hell, i just love good cum
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Dec 1, 2022 05:59
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thin blue whine posted:op i'm going to need you to get into this more. ilove a good cum story https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AsKsvKQJDU0
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Dec 1, 2022 06:07
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lmao
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Dec 1, 2022 06:24
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Descriptive title, promises kept, A+ thread Voted 5
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Dec 1, 2022 07:11
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Whoaaa Amber is the color of your exe’s chi
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Dec 1, 2022 07:16
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sorry it wasnt yours
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Dec 1, 2022 07:26
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he came on the carpet and didn't offer to wash it? No wonder he is now your ex.
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Dec 1, 2022 07:47
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it's shameful that one would discard their sacred life-fluids in such a way without the respect it deserves
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Dec 1, 2022 08:00
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Well… thread delivers
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Dec 1, 2022 08:21
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I don't understand dudes with weird cumsocks or dirty habits like this. Like bro there are multiple ways to deal with your load that can be easily disposed of afterwards and don't become a horrible biohazard.
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Dec 1, 2022 08:22
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Oh? Like what? Go on, tell us all how you would have disposed of your cum in his situation.
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Dec 1, 2022 08:26
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Funky See Funky Do posted:How do you know it's cum? Hmmm... Looks like cum... (Sniffs) Smells like cum... (Licks a fingertip, dips it in the cummy deposit, puts fingertip in mouth...) Tastes like cum! Phew, lucky I didn't step in it!
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Dec 1, 2022 08:27
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is krystal sackful a code for meth?
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Dec 1, 2022 08:58
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Dunno, but it’s a great drag name
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Dec 1, 2022 08:59
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I got crabs from OP's post.
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Dec 1, 2022 09:14
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all the good usernames reference ex-admins
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Dec 1, 2022 09:21
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Funky See Funky Do posted:Oh? Like what? Go on, tell us all how you would have disposed of your cum in his situation. Like for instance you could eat it as a tasty snack
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Dec 1, 2022 09:27
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Gross, a dirty cum carpet.
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Dec 1, 2022 09:29
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so like is this why this is your ex or somehow this wasn’t the deciding factor? Follow up question: why is it so textured
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Dec 1, 2022 10:27
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I remember an old thread where OP claimed that their friend's apartment smelled like cum and the mod told them to describe the smell or get banned. They got banned. Looking for the same policy to apply here.
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Dec 1, 2022 10:47
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wait this is the ops only post, yet they registered in early 2019 with a username attacking one of the admins at the time, implying a level of Forums Knowledge who are you really, op
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Dec 1, 2022 10:52
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teen witch posted:Follow up question: why is it so textured
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Dec 1, 2022 11:18
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rain dogs posted:is krystal sackful a code for meth? Apparently it's a box full of sliders. In fairness if I saw a carpet of caramelized cum I too would eat myself to death trying to bury the memory
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Dec 1, 2022 11:20
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angry rereg from 2019: now! now is the time to make my first post, I know just the thing!
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Dec 1, 2022 11:25
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. . . but does the carpet match the drapes, op?
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Dec 1, 2022 11:34
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Doesn't the carpet under everyone's desk look like that?
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Dec 1, 2022 11:40
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Why did you post a screenshot of a photo that you took
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Load bearing carpet
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