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N. Senada: May 17, 2011; "Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

In terms of comedy potential? The noble small penised ape

In terms of funniest looking? Gotta be that stupid looking shark, the one that looks like a nerd

# ? Dec 6, 2022 00:31

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# ? Feb 6, 2023 03:19

EorayMel: May 29, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

# ? Dec 6, 2022 00:35

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009; _{Self Defense}
Nil Satanus carborundum

_{Yeshua akbar!}
_{_{(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)}}

Google image search says this is the funniest animal, and who are we to disagree:

# ? Dec 6, 2022 02:54

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

BigBadSteve posted:

Google image search says this is the funniest animal, and who are we to disagree:

i didn't even crack a smile while viewing this image.

# ? Dec 6, 2022 02:55

Pastel Candy Snake: Sep 6, 2018; 🍭hiss🐍

it's horse, OP

# ? Dec 6, 2022 02:57

EorayMel: May 29, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

it's horse, OP

deer are like a horse on meth, all skittish and jittery all the loving time

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# ? Dec 6, 2022 02:59

Nooner: Mar 26, 2011; AN A+ OPSTER (:

probably THE OP!!!! :haw:

# ? Dec 6, 2022 03:14

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; "Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

Nooner posted:

probably THE OP!!!!

# ? Dec 6, 2022 03:20

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Nooner posted:

probably THE OP!!!!

lol calssic nooner :xd:

# ? Dec 6, 2022 03:22

Jelly: Feb 11, 2004; PEANUT BUTTER IS NOT MY FATHER

pretty sure its goats

# ? Dec 6, 2022 03:22

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

i didn't even crack a smile while viewing this image.

Oh.. I'm sorry Cocoa, didn't realize you were dead inside 🥺

# ? Dec 6, 2022 03:26

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.

# ? Dec 6, 2022 03:33

Bad Purchase: Jun 17, 2019

meowth

# ? Dec 6, 2022 03:57

The Wurst Poster: Apr 8, 2005; Literally the Wurst...

Seriously...

For REALSIES.

Clownfish.
They make honking noises but but it is hard to tell because it is underwater.

# ? Dec 6, 2022 03:57

Mozi: Apr 4, 2004; Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die; Nap Ghost

# ? Dec 6, 2022 04:00

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

gaRfield

# ? Dec 6, 2022 04:01

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

You are the only person I have on ignore... As shameful as having someone on ignore might be, every time I click to see your post it's a word or 3, and never funny or adds anything to the conversation.

# ? Dec 6, 2022 04:19

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; "Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

Hey gently caress yiu buddy

# ? Dec 6, 2022 04:21

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; "Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

Sry, just realized you didn’t quote me. Nvm

# ? Dec 6, 2022 04:22

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Wendigee posted:

You are the only person I have on ignore... As shameful as having someone on ignore might be, every time I click to see your post it's a word or 3, and never funny or adds anything to the conversation.

lol

# ? Dec 6, 2022 04:22

hot cocoa on the couch: Dec 8, 2009

Wendigee posted:

Oh.. I'm sorry Cocoa, didn't realize you were dead inside 🥺

oh you'Re just realizing now

# ? Dec 6, 2022 04:22

BrigadierSensible: Feb 16, 2012; I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

Wombats.

Because they do cubical poos.

Poo is funny, and cubes are a funny shape for said poo to be in.

Pictured: A wombat and it's hilariously shaped faecal matter.

# ? Dec 6, 2022 04:25

Wendigee: Jul 19, 2004

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

oh you'Re just realizing now

Still love your posts ❤️

# ? Dec 6, 2022 04:25

Caesar Saladin: Aug 15, 2004

its that pig with the big balls

# ? Dec 6, 2022 04:27

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Tits OP.

# ? Dec 6, 2022 04:28

Vampire Panties: Apr 18, 2001; STILL NOT FIT; Nap Ghost

Orangutans

as presented by the documentary Any Which Way But Loose

# ? Dec 6, 2022 04:33

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; "Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

BrigadierSensible posted:

Wombats.

Because they do cubical poos.

Poo is funny, and cubes are a funny shape for said poo to be in.

Pictured: A wombat and it's hilariously shaped faecal matter.

Haha, that’s awesome

# ? Dec 6, 2022 05:01

Darth Brooks: Jan 15, 2005; I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

Funny Ha-ha or funny strange?

# ? Dec 6, 2022 05:18

Junk: Dec 20, 2003; Listen to reason, man. Why make your job difficult?

Wendigee posted:

You are the only person I have on ignore... As shameful as having someone on ignore might be, every time I click to see your post it's a word or 3, and never funny or adds anything to the conversation.

oh yeah? then explain this, fibber

# ? Dec 6, 2022 05:22

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; "Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

Stop high jacking my thread with your cool as hell tit a tit with each other

# ? Dec 6, 2022 05:24

Knormal: Nov 11, 2001

I was at an aquarium once where they had this dude.

# ? Dec 6, 2022 05:43

SLICK GOKU BABY: Jun 12, 2001; Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls

Those are some DSLs right there.

# ? Dec 6, 2022 07:06

KennyMan666: May 27, 2010; The Saga

I present the Arabian Sand Boa and Leatherleaf Slug (also known as "Glubby"):

Look at their little eyes

# ? Dec 6, 2022 09:06

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.

KennyMan666 posted:

I present the Arabian Sand Boa and Leatherleaf Slug (also known as "Glubby"):

Look at their little eyes

Can I pet them?

# ? Dec 6, 2022 09:14

Bula Vinaka: Oct 21, 2020; beach side

Mozi posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bVECE1RHFgo

# ? Dec 6, 2022 09:24

KennyMan666: May 27, 2010; The Saga

Das Boo posted:

Can I pet them?

The sand boa is nonvenomous, so no risk if you want to pet it. You'll have to travel to the Arabian Peninsula though since it's endemic to that region.

The slug is also harmless but is an invasive species in a bunch of places outside its native Africa, so if you find one you can pet it.

# ? Dec 6, 2022 09:26

Das Boo: Jun 9, 2011; There was a GHOST here. It's gone now.

KennyMan666 posted:

The sand boa is nonvenomous, so no risk if you want to pet it. You'll have to travel to the Arabian Peninsula though since it's endemic to that region.

The slug is also harmless but is an invasive species in a bunch of places outside its native Africa, so if you find one you can pet it.

This is good news for later. :hai:

# ? Dec 6, 2022 09:34

N. Senada: May 17, 2011; "Oh, you're tapped out? Tap three, play Darksteel Plate. Tap two, equip it to Platinum Angel."

"Is that it?"

"No. I play Trickster God's Heist and give it to you in exchange for that token."

KennyMan666 posted:

The slug is also harmless but is an invasive species in a bunch of places outside its native Africa, so if you find one you can pet it.

Gotta pet it hard

# ? Dec 6, 2022 09:34

Lil Swamp Booger Baby: Aug 1, 1981

EorayMel posted:

deer are like a horse on meth, all skittish and jittery all the loving time

Their existence must be torture, imagine the worst GAD all the time for every second of ur life

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# ? Feb 6, 2023 03:19

By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

A cuttlefish told some good jokes at the local stand-up comedy club.
Didn't get a 'special' on any network though.

# ? Dec 6, 2022 11:40

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