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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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I've killed a man, can I hide the body in gbs

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

why are you ignoring my query

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
How do I stop.

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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hot cocoa on the couch posted:

why are you ignoring my query

ITT we learn about the OP's ignore list

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

thinking to ask if there's a place to post about my inane purchases and tepid takes about the dems? shant speculate op

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

perchance somewhere with streaming vibes on lock?

bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

Thank you Athanatos.

5 stars. Fast / friendly service.

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang

Zil posted:

Why did the liver king thread get locked?

he was so disgusted with my bad joke post at the end

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
It says just post and I have no impulse control I think I'm addicted why won't anybody HELP ME?!?!

Mr. Merdle
Oct 17, 2007

THE GREAT MANBABY SUCCESSOR

Why do I always have the last post in dead threads?

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer
Are you guys hiring? Looking to get back into Help Desk work

Pladdicus
Aug 13, 2010
in true helpdesk fashion he is building up a backlog

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Hi

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Pladdicus posted:

in true helpdesk fashion he is building up a backlog

I'm triaging tickets because we're shorthanded around here. Nobody wants to work anymore.

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I've killed a man, can I hide the body in gbs

sure we're not using it for anything else. ticket closed.-


bagmonkey posted:

Are you guys hiring? Looking to get back into Help Desk work

If you're qualified we sure are. It pays 8 an hour, no benefits and we require 10 years experience with at least 5 certifications. Just PM your resume plus 3 references to Jeffery.

Ror
Oct 21, 2010

😸Everything's 🗞️ purrfect!💯🤟


GBS is wrong, please call it GB or change the forum name to General Bull poo poo

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Hello whose tuggin

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Peggy Edson posted:

thinking to ask if there's a place to post about my inane purchases and tepid takes about the dems? shant speculate op

USER ERROR: failed to post inane purchases megathread as per site policy. Tepid takes on Dems can be posted anywhere on site. ticket closed.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
You're clearly a person. Lemme speak to the desk

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

Smugworth posted:

Hello whose tuggin

Don't you even start.

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Icochet posted:

You're clearly a person. Lemme speak to the desk

This is the desk speaking. HELP!!!!!!!!

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Hello why are the mods so bad in gbs

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

gently caress you help desk

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


hot cocoa on the couch posted:

gently caress you help desk

I'm sorry you're upset. Would you like me to escalate to a supervisor?

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
slurs should be allowed thanks

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


Chinatown posted:

slurs should be allowed thanks

USER ERROR: Wants to post on Twitter.com. Ticket closed.

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

This is the desk speaking. HELP!!!!!!!!

Nice try meatbag

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

If you're qualified we sure are. It pays 8 an hour, no benefits and we require 10 years experience with at least 5 certifications. Just PM your resume plus 3 references to Jeffery.

Okay I did all this, what's next?

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


can i get a raise? ive been working here almost twenty years and am still making minimum wage.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

flubber nuts posted:

can i get a raise? ive been working here almost twenty years and am still making minimum wage.

try to become a mod. they've been raising probation bounties pretty steadily to keep up with inflation. mods arwe still making a comfortabel living while the average poster suffers. pretty hosed up but you have to game the system to get ahead nowadays

Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004

can't believe shrek is fucking dead. rip to a real one.

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

try to become a mod. they've been raising probation bounties pretty steadily to keep up with inflation. mods arwe still making a comfortabel living while the average poster suffers. pretty hosed up but you have to game the system to get ahead nowadays

If you nail prolific posters like my friend here sometimes you get a couple hours off on the weekend!

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Seth Pecksniff posted:

If you nail prolific posters like my friend here sometimes you get a couple hours off on the weekend!

i bust my rear end providing quality content to gbs all weekend so the least you could do is log in and view the reports on my posts from time to time. smdh mods nowadays barely want to work

Treecko
Apr 23, 2008

The Official Demon Girl
Boss of 2022!
Hello, I've been on hold ffoooorrreeeever, where is your manager/mod?

Ugh I'm so upset that everything doesn't work when I want it to RIGHT NOW.

Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I've killed a man, can I hide the body in gbs

*Bloodfart McCoy goatses himself wide to receive the secret package*

BIG FLUFFY DOG
Feb 16, 2011

On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.


bagmonkey posted:

Okay I did all this, what's next?

Congrats. You're hired. Get to work. Ticket closed.

Treecko posted:

Hello, I've been on hold ffoooorrreeeever, where is your manager/mod?

Ugh I'm so upset that everything doesn't work when I want it to RIGHT NOW.

I can get the mod for you but i'll have to put you on hold again is that ok?

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Hello I’m sure it’s just an oversight but I don’t seem to have admin access, pls reinstate

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Treecko posted:

Hello, I've been on hold ffoooorrreeeever, where is your manager/mod?

Ugh I'm so upset that everything doesn't work when I want it to RIGHT NOW.

Hi thanks for holding, apologies for the wait. Someone will be with you shortly

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

can we make it so buschmaki cannot close threads anymore? he is abusing the feature imo

Hi thanks for holding

I've submitted a bug request to astral to fix this, as buschmaki threads are only funny if they are open. Thanks for the heads up! Ticket Closed

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

DeadFatDuckFat posted:

I've killed a man, can I hide the body in gbs

Hi thanks for reaching out, yes

ticket closed

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
shitters full op

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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003




Grimey Drawer

Das Boo posted:

How do I stop.

Hi thanks for waiting, try looking in the mirror

ticket closed

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