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ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



I would like a pie that has the largest carbon footprint as possible. If you could mabye pay for the pie in bitcoin....if you are going to preheat your oven, maybe preheat it five to seven weeks ahead of time. Definitely make sure you source the fruits from as far away as possible. I definitely want the most bleached sugar you can give me. Something that I might need a shot of insulin just to handle.

Secondly: can I have human milk with it?

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ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



Can I have a pie thats actually just shaving cream in a pie tin? TIA

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



how many USB ports does the pie have? is it scalable?

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



edit. gently caress I went big and failed.

ManBoyChef fucked around with this message at 03:02 on Dec 9, 2022

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



can you inject the insulin directly into my pie? I appreciate it friend. I'll be over at three. I'll bring my VHS copy of Speed 2.

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



are we gunna be able to get this pie up to 88mph or are we just loving around here?

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ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad



numberoneposter posted:

YOURE NOT MY MANAGER YOU CANT MAKE ME

That's it. This is the last time. You are off the schedule. Turn in your nametag and apron. Clear out your locker.

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