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Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020
According to a very reputable source (i.e. Google) Dr. Dre is now only the 3rd most searched-for Dr. Even more shockingly, he is trailing two straight-up chumps who couldn't rhyme their way out of bed---Drs. Fauci and Oz.

Experts disagree upon why Dre has fallen off, but few would disagree that he has. And so I want to open this discussion to the austere musical minds of GBS. Why did Dre fall off?

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bossy lady
Jul 9, 1983

no Dr funkenstein. smh

ManBoyChef
Aug 1, 2019

Deadbeat Dad


Turns out motherfuckers weren't just acting when they forgot about dre

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

All part of the process of becoming Dr Who?

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

bossy lady posted:

no Dr funkenstein. smh

it goes without saying

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

ManBoyChef posted:

Turns out motherfuckers weren't just acting when they forgot about dre

turns out that motherfuckers were on the right side of history after all.

LaserPrinter69
Sep 6, 2022

Huh, odd, when I do the same Google search the top results are just a bunch of doctors specializing in penis inversion surgery. I think something's broken with your Google OP.

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right
Someone forgot that this is the millennium of Aftermath :smug:

With a roster...5 people deep, that means everyone gets 200 years.

This is Year 22 of the Season of Silk Sonic.

:dealwithit:

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Grumblepuff posted:

Someone forgot that this is the millennium of Aftermath :smug:

With a roster...5 people deep, that means everyone gets 200 years.

This is Year 22 of the Season of Silk Sonic.

:dealwithit:

this is crazy talk. you are crazy.

CPL593H
Oct 28, 2009

I know what you did last summer, and frankly I am displeased.
Imagine being lower on any kind of list and loving "Doctor" Oz. I would honestly trust Dr. Dre's medical advice more than I would Dr. Oz's.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005



I was just listening to No Diggity on the radio

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

detox is coming out next year op. people will remember dre then

Grumblepuff
Dec 29, 2018

You think you taught me a lesson, babe
Betcha think you "got through to me"
No one gets through here anymore
Right

Prof. Crocodile posted:

this is crazy talk. you are crazy.

Boy, it's like a jungle in this habitat! Paging Warren Griffin III to the thread, stat!

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


Fuckin me, now I'm fuckin you, little ho

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!
How, trigger, his last album was The Chronic

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!
Guess what day tomorrow is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gg5KfL-4asE

Caesar Saladin
Aug 15, 2004

Dre was responsible for a lot of very important things but its overshadowed by the introduction of Eminem, the most damaging force to ever enter hip hop

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

POGCHUMP !

#essereFerrari



he's just been in the lab, with a pen and a pad, trying to get this drat label off

kazr
Jan 28, 2005

CPL593H posted:

Imagine being lower on any kind of list and loving "Doctor" Oz. I would honestly trust Dr. Dre's medical advice more than I would Dr. Oz's.

Oz has you covered for all information crudite

R.L. Stine
Oct 19, 2007

Stay Out of the Basement
what the gently caress is going on...

Animal-Mother
Feb 14, 2012

RABBIT RABBIT
RABBIT RABBIT
You've been sending him hate mail all day, huh OP?

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

The real Dr Dre is in his basement watching Whoís The Man? again and wondering what the gently caress happened.

You Are A Elf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Forgot about Dre, but I remembered. I remembered.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


His brain broke OP.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005




One day when I'm rich I want a big mansion with a doorbell that plays this song.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.
I bet he sold all his guns.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope
Nowadays everybody wanna talk like they got something to say, but nothing comes out when they move their lips, just a bunch of vaguely suggestive thread titles

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Oh, pretty, pretty, Blue Bongo!
Bongo-Bongo Blue!! Yah!
Something something something it's the chroinic two

Mr. Smile Face Hat
Sep 15, 2003

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy
Itís gently caress Wit Dre Day at Google.

Sophy Wackles
Dec 17, 2000

> access main security grid
access: PERMISSION DENIED.





Who you think taught you to smoke trees, Dr. Fauci?

Deep Glove Bruno
Sep 4, 2015

yung swamp thang
OP stares in horror at his hands, filthy hands, a stain no soap can clean... "i have dissed dre... i have dissed... myself"

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Self Defense
Nil Satanus carborundum

Yeshua akbar!
(Xtian anarchisto, no bombo)

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Why did Dre fall off?

So'd my dick.

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

detox is coming out next year op. people will remember dre then

He has been saying this for like 15 years, and I am shocked that people ITT are pushing this obviously false narrative.



Smugworth posted:

How, trigger, his last album was The Chronic

This is precisely the problem!

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

Panic! At The Tesco posted:

he's just been in the lab, with a pen and a pad, trying to get this drat label off

How long are we, the gangsta-rap craving public, going to accept this tired old excuse?

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020
I also have it on good authority that his doctorate is in Japanese history, meaning that Dr. Dre is almost certainly a weeb. In my mind, this is the most daming piece of evidence of all.

Empty Sandwich
Apr 22, 2008

goatse mugs

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!
Dr Dre is also a captain of headphone industry

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

2001 is still an incredible album

bird with big dick
Oct 21, 2015


R.L. Stine posted:

what the gently caress is going on...



Your ex isnít evil op she just loves big cocks

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Futanari Damacy
Oct 30, 2021

Me and my homies love to drive around singing this song!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTDk8kJWsN4

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