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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler
So today I was driving on the interstate and I saw an amazing sticker with Calvin peeing on himself upside down peeing on himself. It was almost like a yin yang symbol, very evocative. I can't find it with Google trying "Calvin peeing on Calvin peeing" cause it just thinks I'm repeating myself.. What have you seen on the road (or parked) that made you go "nice."

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Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
I'm with Ford over Chevy with this one. Unfortunately, I have to drive Nissan.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
a car down the street has a sticker that's the gadsden flag but instead of "don't tread on me" it says "watch out for snakes" :kimchi:

Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     
I think you just saw two Calvin stickers :/

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

Cubone posted:

a car down the street has a sticker that's the gadsden flag but instead of "don't tread on me" it says "watch out for snakes" :kimchi:

I dont think id be able to do enough "spot the difference" with this one before violently cutting them off in traffic for their lovely flag.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

I see alot of "the closer you get the slower i go" type of poo poo on like new m5s around here but hey thats rich bogans

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Calvin Pissing On Bin Laden Decal

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
SLAW D

Testikles
Feb 22, 2009
I've seen a couple of those SALT LIFE stickers but the typeface always makes it look like SLUT LIFE to me which is a way better sticker imo

Planet X
Dec 10, 2003

GOOD MORNING

Testikles posted:

I've seen a couple of those SALT LIFE stickers but the typeface always makes it look like SLUT LIFE to me which is a way better sticker imo

Literally came in here to post this

Also those stupid stickers that are fake EU oval one like "OBX"

Nobody cares that you went to North Carolina

blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost
stick figure families / singles / pets / etc

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Calvin is a child, there should not be stickers of children peeing on anything hth

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Demver

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe
I DO NOT CO-PARENT WITH THE GOVERNMENT

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I want to believe this thing positioned in someone's living room exactly like this in 2022

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

blight rhino posted:

stick figure families / singles / pets / etc

I've seen one that has a t-rex eating stick figures.

Also this guy

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Blue Footed Booby posted:

I've seen one that has a t-rex eating stick figures.

Also this guy


Jimmyjams’s ride spotted

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Smugworth posted:

I want to believe this thing positioned in someone's living room exactly like this in 2022

Can't tell if that's better or worse than Live Laugh Love.

Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





Blue Footed Booby posted:

I've seen one that has a t-rex eating stick figures.

Also this guy


doo doo fart indeed

Incitatus
Dec 16, 2005

The Meat Man was out of wings, Mr. William Ash More!:argh:

Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




i saw a car last weekend with a single bumper sticker that just said something like

2018 Midterms
Blue Wave


if that were on a car with a bunch of bumper stickers then sure, but how is the one thing you cared enough about to put on your car over the past 4 years a midterm election?

calvin would be appalled

Ibexaz
Jul 23, 2013

The faces he makes while posting are inexcusable! When he writes a post his face is like a troll double checking bones to see if there's any meat left! When I post I look like a peacock softly kissing a rose! Didn't his parents provide him with a posting mirror to practice forums faces growing up?

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
saw a guy in Milwaukee, WI with an Everton F.C. sticker what a loving dork

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VY6PAkLG2p4

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



Blue Footed Booby posted:

I've seen one that has a t-rex eating stick figures.

Also this guy


"Bigfoot is real and he tried to eat my rear end"

Okay but did he succeed? :thunk:

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
One time I saw a sad looking old man driving a beat up pickup truck, and the licence plate was 'IM POOR'

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Modulo16
Feb 12, 2014

"Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high-top sneakers and incredibly foul mouth."

In North Florida people have these super lifter F150, Chevy Silverado, Dodge Rams with that Article III sticker from "Ardant Patriot", Usually some 9Line, and maybe some Costa or Salt Life stickers. The truck is usually spotless, having no real need to go offroad.

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

1) Isn't it illegal to obscure your rear window like that?

2) I read that as "Birnic Eye Sanders" at first :eng99:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

YeahTubaMike posted:

1) Isn't it illegal to obscure your rear window like that?

2) I read that as "Birnic Eye Sanders" at first :eng99:

If it hadn't been for Birnic Eye Sanders, I'd been married long time go.

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

That's the good stuff

Grundma
Mar 26, 2007

DOG controls your destiny. Seek out three items of his favor and then seek his shrine.

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

Blue Footed Booby
Oct 4, 2006

got those happy feet

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA
Seriously though I am 100% convinced those stickers were designed to say Slut Life and are sold as Salt Life as a prank

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


Beer_Suitcase
May 3, 2005

Verily, the whip is ghost riding.



It's Calvin pissing on a Blue Lives Matter flag

https://www.thecolacorporation.com/collections/summer/products/calvin-blue-lives?variant=39647288393799

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

mummies alive!!

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Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Where is Calvin pissing on Limbaugh's grave??


STILL loving DEAD

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