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Old thread: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3845247 Still quite possibly one of the funniest stories I have seen on this forum: xarph posted:From a former life, names changed to protect myself although I could care less about the subject: May your 2023 be a for you.
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# ? Apr 27, 2024 12:48 |
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hello new thread
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 17:25 |
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Please 2023 ghost, bless me with the to end all so I can finally pass the torch to a new generation of goon in the well
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 17:28 |
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I need a new job so bad Maybe in a new field. Is there one that pays better for less work? I'm pretty sure after decades of dealing with technology I'm enough of a sociopath to be an exec
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 17:29 |
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Cc: boss, boss's boss, HR, Janitorial dept, and starbucks across the street Please open the old thread, some of us still use it for work and this is affecting production.
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 17:42 |
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May this be the for many of us. Especially me, since I was laid off in November and need to move to another state as soon as my gf decides which university she's going to go to.
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 17:45 |
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Sormus posted:Cc: boss, boss's boss, HR, Janitorial dept, and starbucks across the street I'm Replying All because I don't know who should be informed of this, and CCing the entire org chart. The old thread was a huge headache, I hated it and much prefer this new streamlined single page thread. Anyone who used the old thread is an idiot.
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 17:46 |
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You love to see it. New thread, new year, things are looking up in the professional business email thread.
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 17:47 |
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[Reply all] guys, stop using reply all! Also %colleague% is not able to load the new thread ever since he decided to trim the excess slack on the wires coming from his hard drive monitor. He did a real tidy job of duct taping the ends back together again, so that can't be the issue. It's the server mainframe maybe down?
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 17:55 |
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Happy new year all you computer touchers, sincerely, your clients/coworkers. Also my monitor's been acting up and sometimes it doesn't turn on????????????????????????????
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 17:59 |
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Obligatory gently caress Printers
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 18:01 |
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 18:03 |
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hello i quit my computer-touching job about six weeks ago, and it's been an enormous relief. unfortunately, stressing about income and bills and things is reducing that relief, so i will probably look for something more permanent and structured than Uber driving sometime soon. my plan was to sell artwork to the horny people of the internet, but i can't seem to get focused enough to get that off the ground. undiagnosed adhd? probably. anyway, wish me luck as well??
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 18:05 |
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Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: [SPAM] FW: RE: The logs could do with a courtesy flush FINAL(2) - USE THIS Date: Sun, Jan 1 2023 12:34:15 From: Sirotan <isaseal@fuckprinters.edu> Can you remove me from this email chain please? I no longer wish to receive these types of messages especially while I am on vacation. On 01/01/2023 11:55 AM, Geemer wrote: > On 01/01/2023 11:46 AM, chin up everything sucks wrote: >>I'm Replying All because I don't know who should be informed of this, and CCing >>the entire org chart. The old thread was a huge headache, I hated it and much >>prefer this new streamlined single page thread. Anyone who used the old thread >>is an idiot. >> > >Guys, stop using reply all! >Also %colleague% is not able to load the new thread ever since he decided to trim >the excess slack on the wires coming from his hard drive monitor. He did a real >tidy job of duct taping the ends back together again, so that can't be the issue. >It's the server mainframe maybe down? > >
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 18:34 |
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UNSUBSCRIBE
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 18:38 |
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I've hooked this email thread into Teams so I can respond with a GIF
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 18:51 |
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Our children will never get to experience the hilarity and rage of a good old fashioned Reply All storm.
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 18:52 |
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As gently caress
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 18:56 |
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AlexDeGruven posted:Our children will never get to experience the hilarity and rage of a good old fashioned Reply All storm. I bet they will, life finds a way...
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 19:01 |
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kensei posted:I bet they will, life finds a way... When you invent something truly idiot proof, someone invents a better idiot.
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 19:02 |
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AlexDeGruven posted:Our children will never get to experience the hilarity and rage of a good old fashioned Reply All storm. I was involved in stopping one about 3 years back so they do still happen in our modern computing age. Some dude was spamming a list with like 30k users on it (that someone did not restrict who could send mail to) with a O365 email OTP decryption link. The email would go to the group with a link and anytime someone clicked the link it would generate another email to the group. This happened over and over and over for a good hour as people on the list just blindly clicked something they shouldn't have. I guess I'm just happy it wasn't a phishing attempt.
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 19:09 |
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(intentional bad spelling) From: notwithoutmyanus@eatingbackwards.edu STP RELYING TO THIS CHAIN PLEASE! ITS DRIVING EVERYONE INSANE! REACH OUT OR OPN A TICKET! THE EMAIL SYSTEM COULD GO DOWN IF EVERYONE KEEPS REPLYING. SOMEONE'S CITRIX VDI ALREADY GRAYSCREENED FROM ALL THE SPAM! Sirotan posted:Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: [SPAM] FW: RE: The logs could do with a courtesy flush FINAL(2) - USE THIS
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 19:46 |
kensei posted:I bet they will, life finds a way... The new hotness is starting a new conversation in Teams instead of replying to the existing conversation, leaving everyone else wondering what the gently caress you're talking about.
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 19:58 |
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how do I log in to the old thread
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 20:08 |
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Christe Eleison posted:how do I log in to the old thread Thank you for your email. I'm currently on New Year holidays and will be offline until 9 January. Please resend your message after this time. In an emergency, please contact team lead Sundae or manager PMchem. Thanks Weatherman
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 22:10 |
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Someone deleted all the old posts? Can we restore from backup? **URGENT!** (we might be violating HIPPO/SOCSK without those posts?)
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 22:31 |
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We need to move to a new thread, we’ll do it really cheap and have the users move their own posts. Can you provide instructions?
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 22:54 |
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I backed up the old thread on this Buffalo but I can't see it on My Network and there's just a red light blinking? CRITICAL. THIS IS AFFECTING PATIENT CARE.
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 23:07 |
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Since we're replacing it anyway, instead of a regular thread let's get hyperthreading, that's a lot more modern and should be much faster.
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 23:24 |
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We should move to the cloud
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# ? Jan 1, 2023 23:24 |
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How do I use this new thread, it's different than the old one?
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 00:10 |
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The Claptain posted:How do I use this new thread, it's different than the old one? There's buttons missing! and only one page?!
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 00:11 |
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Ever since you upgraded me to the new thread I've been having problems sending emails from my phone. Can you please fix this problem once and for all because it's impacting my ability to make sales.
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 00:16 |
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You should copy this to Yammer so some of the other departments can chime in.
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 00:25 |
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Thanks Ants posted:We should move to the butt
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 00:38 |
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Did something happen to the old thread? I was out of office until tomorrow but now I can't send posts.
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 04:41 |
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Arquinsiel posted:Did something happen to the old thread? I was out of office until tomorrow but now I can't send posts. [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] [/quote] Yes
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 05:01 |
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Please remove me from this chain.
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# ? Jan 2, 2023 05:05 |
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I assure you the thread is still there. You need to be connected to the network first, it sounds like your wifi is off. Wifi. The thing you use Cisco for? Sure, the internet thing. No, I don't know your home access point password. Go ask your kid. There you go, yep. Looks like it's loading. What? Yes you have to connect to wifi every time, it should be automatic after this poi... No, it has always been that way. Yes, even on Windows 7.
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Hey which vpn is required for the old thread? The new one, the old one, the one used by the company we bought 10 years ago, or the random OpenVPN set up for one server in someone's office?
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