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idonotlikepeas posted:I'm confused about why anyone thinks you can't boil water just fine on an electric stove. drat, I didn't notice "Twitter" on the pole and thought it was about this. 
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Skios posted:A.F. Branco Saw this on reddit, too good not to post here. 
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escapegoat posted:
Charlz Guybon posted:Explain it. I can explain.  But with an anime girl.
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No, she's not diced in the gif, merely flayed.
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I thought it was supposed to be a trans surgery allegory, since it's stonetoss. Who knows. 
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Oh my loving god, Smug Witty Patriot Elephant better not becoming a recurring character Branco.
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For all the loving Buttigieg cartoons, let me explain the separation of powers. The federal government cannot intervine in a state unless it declares a disaster emergancy. Something that the Republican governor Mike DeWine has so far refused to do. This is something that Republicans should be proud of, that States Rights are being respected and protected from an overbearing Federal government. Until he declares an emergency, the Federal government can just advise but not allocate any funding to the cleanup.
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idonotlikepeas posted:
Just FYI, the hyper liberal marxists over at DirecTV replaced the Newsmax with a network that's run by known card carrying communist Bill O'Riley. Source: I checked it on my parent's DirecTV.
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I'm going to repeat this again, but Newsmax was replaced by Bill O'Reilly's network TheFirst, channel 347. https://twitter.com/BillOReilly/status/1618700743200079872 The real reason DirecTV dropped them was the contract was about to expire and Newsmax asked for a poo poo-ton more money. DirecTV said no, but were willing to renew under the current deal. Newsmax said no, and DirecTV let the contract lapse. Newsmax probably knows that by doing so they can whine to their viewers about censorship and rake in donations/ads.
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Didn't he spend 2 weeks last year in Russia on a "fact finding" mission? That Russia is not suffering at all from the sanctions? He visited St Petersburg and Moscow, he did all the research!
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idonotlikepeas posted:Adam Zyglis For those who don't get it.
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Cloud Potato posted:
You forgot to mention Topol Died.
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Cloud Potato posted:
This gave me a real scare, I thought Attenborough had done something horrible but no it's the people running the programming at BBC that did. Thank god. 
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Someone find the picture that gorrel stole for his cartoon.
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Vib Rib posted:Can we please stop doing this one, it's been 84 loving years, surely we can come up with a new thing to say when there are two people who are bad and support each other. Two people who are bad and are supposed to be mortal enemies but are getting along just fine. Surely nothing will change.
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Skios posted:A.F. Branco Kudos to Branco, he made sure to put little bloodstains on the bowling pins where his blood-soaked hands touched them. Although that's not at all how actual juggling looks.
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If we're doing nominations for best overall...Trapezium Dave posted:
Kellies Nomination: Best Overall. It perfectly frames the whole issue with trying to go green while maintaining fossil fuels, with a well known expression that I don't think I've ever actually seen used in a political cartoon before (which is amazing in it's own right)
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The Department of Energy is a socialist infested organization pushing green energy to absolutely ruin America, but the fact that they upgraded the Wuhan Lab theory from "impossible" to "improbable" means that democrats are completely owned.
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It's ok guys, he's offering thoughts and prayers, which if it's like school shootings means he's going to do jack poo poo.
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Guavanaut posted:I'm not sure "no we weren't speeding officer, we were running nitro on a public highway" is quite the own Matt thinks it is. I think this was already mentioned in a previosu cartoon, but if not: Rishi Sunak is planning on banning nitrous oxide aka laughing gas, because this will solve the UK's antisocial problems.
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JamesBont posted:Kellies Nomination: Most Incomprehensible I'm a few days late but I had to respond with an explanation: In 2021 Kagen turned down a gift of bagels from a friend because she was concerned about violating ethics rules on gifts.
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Angepain posted:ok so apparently Brinks is a US security company, which makes more sense than my initial interpretation that the US economy is a van full of brinks. hello I would like to buy three Brinks please. A Brinks depot was robbed in my city in 1993 and the money funneled by a priest in NYC to help fund the IRA. 
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Skios posted:A.F. Branco Kellies Nomination: Worst cartoon about... nothing. There is nothing going on here. Just Branco throwing every one of his Biden jokes into a pile.
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The Islamic Shock posted:We'll have to exempt drunky duck and Prickly City the same way we do Gorrell for laziest if this is going to be a thing. Those are syndicated cartoons so they have to be "general" for the two week lead time. Neito posted:Kellies Nomination: Laziest Non-Gorrell. Oh my loving god, he actually through the effort to remove the presidential seal from inside the plane #notmypresident
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idonotlikepeas posted:It didn't seem to be; I try to grab the animations when possible. I guess everyone is Gorrell some days. Just checked the website directly, it's a .jpg . I refuse to nominate it though, I think being lazy once is ok, those who are super lazy just keep being lazy over and over. TheDeadlyShoe posted:Good...Debt? I'm afraid I don't understand. You can go into debt by taking out loans/deficit spending but put that money into something that can create money it's worth it in the long run. Play Victoria 3, you find out that if you deficit invest in factories you can supercharge your economy, so long as your economy can grow faster then your debt. You can actually "outrun" your debt, gaining more spending power faster then your debt grows. That's one thing conservative lawmakers don't really seem to get. By the time the treasury bills mature the economy will have grown enough that we can easily pay for it with new T-bills. The key is that we have a AAA credit rating, so people buying T-bills are ok with low interest rates because it's basically guaranteed to be paid.... except when the debt ceiling is hit and we cannot take out any more T-bills.
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I think we need to raise the threshold for the trans bigotry Kelly. Not for good reasons but because otherwise we'll have like 500+ nominations by the end of the year.
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Trapezium Dave posted:
Kellies Nomination: best Overall.
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100YrsofAttitude posted:China Daily 100YrsofAttitude posted:China Daily Remind me, is China part of the Convention on Cluster Munitions?
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That's what I got from it, and I think that's the correct way to read it.
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Technowolf posted:Biden tried to sympathize with Maui fire victims by citing he almost lost Jill in a kitchen fire. I think Biden has some experience with personal tragedies.
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That stiglich is going to be eternally editable, it's the next scumpass.
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idonotlikepeas posted:Matt Wuerker
This is my nomination for Kellies Nomination: Best Overall Cartoon
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Skios posted:
Kellies Nomination: Laziest Gorrell. He spent all of 5 seconds on this joke.
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Cloud Potato posted:
Oh my god, an artist that actually knows what back-blast is.
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Skios posted:A.F. Branco Kellies Nomination: Most Opposite of Reality
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If Jodan's going to become speaker, cartoonists must coalesce around a proper caricature of him, because right now it's just all over the place.
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Ms Adequate posted:
Except Xbox's current console is the Xbox One X. But that might just be nitpicking at this point.
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My god, look at it. The proper box coloration. The accurate ESRB placement and appearance. The knowledge it's made by EA. It's beautiful.
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Xiahou Dun posted:In case anyone cares, the word bubble is 笨蛋 bendan “idiot”. You are overestimating Ben. He probably just googled it and copy/pasted the first image.
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Honestly I wouldn't be able to tell if it was ironic or not unless you know who Mac is.
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