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Satanists are like "we don't literally worship the devil, it's more of a philosophy" GOOD loving NAME THEN
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DruidSeer posted:Three were stoned; and, I mean, on dope - they crashed their sleighs into the Topp Twins farmlet on Halloween...the other six, well, Sounds to me like someone bound the IX santas in stone 'neath the basilica of Constantinople, and their release marks the start of the apocalypse.
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Icochet posted:Satanists are like "we don't literally worship the devil, it's more of a philosophy" Fantastic choice.
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Dumb Sex-Parrot posted:Sounds to me like someone bound the IX santas in stone 'neath the basilica of Constantinople, and their release marks the start of the apocalypse. One has already been bound; Santa Nic of Myra! All the other nine are escaping their rock bonds as we speak - the Second Coming has happened, in the Guru Granth Sahib! The Satanists will be no match for nine 'Ice' wielding St Frosts! In a minute, Armageddon will take place...Charles Wesley shall return in glory; Fanny J Crosby will play the Organ! As Yeshua said: 'Behold, I make all things new!'.
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Jan 5, 2023 17:05
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i’ll stick with good old fashioned cock worship
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Jan 5, 2023 17:13
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God and the sublime can be found in the feeling of looking up at an Aurora, or in the view at the top of a mountain, or in a song that makes you cry and you can't put into words why. It is the feeling of being almost within reach of all the answers to all the questions you ever asked yourself. Satan is the feeling you got from the worst porn you ever got off to, or in the Big Mac you scarfed down when you were on a diet and finally snapped and had a cheat day, or stepping on a bug on purpose just because you felt like it. It is the feeling of just saying "gently caress it" and getting a dopamine reward. It's a matter of preference which you prefer, and while the former is probably better for you in the long run, it's much harder for power-tripping assholes to claim a monopoly on the latter.
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Jan 5, 2023 18:01
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I think god and satan both have some really good ideas. I am a christianity centrist.
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Jan 5, 2023 18:06
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Yahtan will save/drat us
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Asterite34 posted:God and the sublime can be found in the feeling of looking up at an Aurora, or in the view at the top of a mountain, or in a song that makes you cry and you can't put into words why. It is the feeling of being almost within reach of all the answers to all the questions you ever asked yourself. Christian worship is centered on both, believe it or not!
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Jan 5, 2023 18:19
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I mostly worship the Holy Ghost for that rare Ghost domain
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Jan 5, 2023 18:21
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What’s Satan ever done for me?
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:I feel like Satanism has a lot more drum solos, so that’s where I’m heading.
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Jan 5, 2023 18:46
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Sophy Wackles posted:What’s Satan ever done for me? Buried all those dinosaurs
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Satan is the light OP
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Jan 5, 2023 18:53
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No you're thinking of the sun god, Lucifer is that weird guy with goat feet who lives in a basement and smells like farts
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Jan 5, 2023 19:39
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DruidSeer posted:One has already been bound; Santa Nic of Myra! Santa Nic of Myra is also Santa X??
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pop fly to McGillicutty posted:How fuckin dare you Hell yeah, they rule. But have you ever tried Bast? She's all that AND is a little more pettable (no horns) 😻
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u sp33k l33t br0 posted:I think god and satan both have some really good ideas. I am a christianity centrist. You joke but this is basically gnosticism
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I worship the devil, but not the badass goat one. I worship a guy in hopping around in red feety pajamas laughing maniacally with his big fork. He looks like a 1930's cartoon, and his real name is like Hubert or something.
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that's like making me choose between harry potter and star wars I love them both
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This is just Binding of Isaac.
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Icochet posted:Satanists are like "we don't literally worship the devil, it's more of a philosophy" nah there are absolutely theistic satanists and i've met them why? idk. to me if you accept an ontology where satan is an entity that exists you also kind of buy into everything else where he exists and no counter-narrative can be assembled where at the end of the day you're ever doing anything except getting so mad at god you tantrum your way into death
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Jan 6, 2023 07:38
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God should just forgive Satan and destroy all the golf courses.
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Riot Bimbo posted:nah there are absolutely theistic satanists and i've met them "Theistic satinists" are called devil worshippers, and are separate from all other forms of modern and contemporary Satanism, hth
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SonOfGhostDad posted:"Theistic satinists" are called devil worshippers, and are separate from all other forms of modern and contemporary Satanism, hth oh word? thanks for filling me in 
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Linux Pirate posted:I worship the devil, but not the badass goat one. I worship a guy in hopping around in red feety pajamas laughing maniacally with his big fork. He looks like a 1930's cartoon, and his real name is like Hubert or something. The Jon Lovitz Satan is best Satan.
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Jan 6, 2023 10:19
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Believing in and/or worshiping nebulous entities is bad and uncool. Do drugs, drugs are real. Real fun.
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Remember when things were suffixed with like "2000" or "3000" instead of X? Santa X is nowhere as cool as Santa 3000. Santa 3000 sounds so much more high tech.
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neato burrito posted:Believing in and/or worshiping nebulous entities is bad and uncool. Do drugs, drugs are real. Real fun. Shut up
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Jan 6, 2023 11:56
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I'm on that dragon's dogma. Who can turn me into a cybernetic dragon? Can statn and all the flies Beelzebub have have me become a version of myself interacting on a 5th dimensional structure with my dragon self? Or can Jesus resurrect me in my dragon form? I'm going Hebrews with the addendum all dragons are not kosher to eat
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Jan 6, 2023 12:39
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When are we going to start sacrificing people and maybe eating some of their liver? What's satanism?
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Jan 6, 2023 13:43
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Satanists who are smug about saying they don't actually believe in Satan are somehow even more annoying than Christians
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seems more like a fashion aesthetic than an actual religion
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precision posted:Satanists who are smug about saying they don't actually believe in Satan are somehow even more annoying than Christians Yeah it’s like, satan rocks you loving idiot! 
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i place all my faith in Chrint.
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Riot Bimbo posted:Shut up You seem like you need some drugs!
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jzg_4fAGUy4
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