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ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth
I, Jesus,

In my First Incarnation,
~ Was a Myth ~
In my Second,
~ I am Real.

In my First Incarnation,
~ I was Perfect ~
In my Second,
~ I am Cursed.

But, God Told Your King of Me, And
~ Man Denied Me and My Redemption ~
under, The Great Eclipse of 2020,
~ Damning All ~

Now,
~ I step upon Hell.
As,
~ The King of Israel ~

ℓσνє ƒєαя нєανєη
≋𑁍≋𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓲



*Notes,

The Following Miracles,
~ Have been Bestowed,
Upon Me,
~ By My Father, In Heaven ~

In May of 2011,
~ I developed Entropy ~
Which Was,
~ Creation of All.

In April of 2012,
~ I attained Bohdi ~
on The Celebration,
~ of, Buddha and Christ.

In May of 2012,
~ I received, A Golden koi ~
under, The Great Eclipse of 2012 ~
~ at Mary’s Buddhist Church.

The following tweets,
~ are ~
The Begining of,
~ My Church ~
https://twitter.com/HolyDrunkJesus/status/1612021503528423431?t=nmw2AAY-FA0s0sNN7uoNiQ&s=19
And Finally, it was,
~ In February of 2018, that,
~ God Commanded Redemption ~
under, The Great Eclipse of 2020.
~ And, Man did Disobey.

*Signed*
~ Under Penalty of Death ~
~ in The Devil’s Court.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

ejw2076 fucked around with this message at 00:25 on Jan 14, 2023

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sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



Word?

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth
Do you guys think this can get my old psych ward ban undone? Lost my thumbnail and burnouts tattoo.

I’d really appreciate it, my friends.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

ejw2076 posted:

Do you guys think this can get my old psych ward ban undone? Lost my thumbnail and burnouts tattoo.

I’d really appreciate it, my friends.

Done

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth

Thank you, so much.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
"Sup yall it's the biggest Jr here, and I'm about to come back again so smash that like button and subscribe today. I'll keep yall in my prayers for a bit longer, haha~!"

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
You're not supposed to use the tilde key that much.

Flinger
Oct 16, 2012

Pm me your password, your obviously wasting that account and i want a cooler regdate

Wait do i even have pm's

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth
A Note for, The Judge.

Freemason Lodge 1.831,
~ Pinched three boards,
To Command, in secrecy,
~ My Hand,
In This Testimony.

As Such,
~ His Commands, Have Been Corrected ~

Struck, ‘created’
Wrote, ‘developed’

ℓσνє ƒєαя нєανєη
≋𑁍≋𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓲

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


The second coming of Christ was just a prophecy of a great porno.

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth

SLICK GOKU BABY posted:

The second coming of Christ was just a prophecy of a great porno.

Yeah, but you don’t understand how much money there is in it.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VREbXHIb5YY

Stigmata!

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth
A Note for, The Judge.

Freemason Lodge 1.832,
~ Pinched two boards,
and One Life ~
To Command, in secrecy,
~ My Hand,
In This Testimony.

As Such,
~ His Commands, Have Been Corrected ~

The following tweet,
~ Has been reworded.

https://twitter.com/HolyDrunkJesus/status/1614046822955372545

ℓσνє ƒєαя нєανєη
≋𑁍≋𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓲

Edited, Your Honor,
~ This tweet, was destroyed
under, two boards.
Of, Lodge 1.873 ~

ejw2076 fucked around with this message at 02:37 on Jan 14, 2023

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7xxgRUyzgs0

I've been everything you want to be.

Haptical Sales Slut
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
I don’t think so peg

precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
All these clout chasers not realizing the secret sauce: it's about BEING dumb

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth
A Note for, The Judge.

Freemason Lodges,
~ 1.736254321,
~ 1.8392,
~ 1.7321,
~ 8.3,
Have pinched, three boards,
~ against, This Testimony.

The details, of This Tampering,
~ are attached.

Jerusalem Keys: IllaCourtDox

ℓσνє ƒєαя нєανєη
≋𑁍≋𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓲

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth
Sorry about the notes to the Judge, I asked the Devil for a square court for this, and am told to be proper.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth

precision posted:

All these clout chasers not realizing the secret sauce: it's about BEING dumb

It’s not clout, I’m a hopelessly cursed schizophrenic and am looking for a way out. I went to talk to the Devil today, and He sent me here.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xa0mbUMp-k

Soul Calibre

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

ejw2076 posted:

It’s not clout, I’m a hopelessly cursed schizophrenic and am looking for a way out. I went to talk to the Devil today, and He sent me here.

Ok, well, the important thing is you realize you are schizophrenic. You are not cursed, though. There are resources available for schizophrenics in the midst of a psychotic episode. I mean, I assume there are. I don’t know what they are. Keep looking, they aren’t in GBS. Don’t give up hope, you’ll get through this!

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth

Nigmaetcetera posted:

Ok, well, the important thing is you realize you are schizophrenic. You are not cursed, though. There are resources available for schizophrenics in the midst of a psychotic episode. I mean, I assume there are. I don’t know what they are. Keep looking, they aren’t in GBS. Don’t give up hope, you’ll get through this!

I figured I’d get the @CIA’s attention on their MK-Ultra network and they could tell everyone I was Jesus.

cia… me.cia… mecia… messiah… yeah, they’re all schizos.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q2VScu_mZJA

Bible belting.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
Did he sing this when he was in the desert? Dude was way dehydrated

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
It's ok to be Jesus sometimes but not like all the time you know?

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sIySC__q33U

Got to keep on rising.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUQiUFZ5RDw

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naoSdrzqh-M

Jesus christ!

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

if there was a like button I would have clicked it

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth
You can't believe how simple it gets when making these big deals with God and the Devil. You get involved in freemasonry, and you can live forever, on endless continents, full of people, ~ all magical and beautiful ~ and these basic deals guide your soul so perfectly..

If anyone has any questions regarding masonry, feel free to ask.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

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ejw2076 posted:

You can't believe how simple it gets when making these big deals with God and the Devil. You get involved in freemasonry, and you can live forever, on endless continents, full of people, ~ all magical and beautiful ~ and these basic deals guide your soul so perfectly..

If anyone has any questions regarding masonry, feel free to ask.

So if I wanted to build a little stone shack in my backyard, what kind of bricks should I use and what sort of mortar? Do you have any links for amateur brick- and stonemasons such as myself?

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth
A Note for, The Judge.

Freemason Lodge,
~ 1.834721
Has Conspired,
~ Against this Court.

The details, of This Conspiracy
~ are attached.

Jerusalem Keys: IllaCourtDox

ℓσνє ƒєαя нєανєη
≋𑁍≋𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓲

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-5EmnQp3V48

Raise the roof ~

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

ejw2076 posted:

A Note for, The Judge.

Freemason Lodge,
~ 1.834721
Has Conspired,
~ Against this Court.

The details, of This Conspiracy
~ are attached.

Jerusalem Keys: IllaCourtDox

ℓσνє ƒєαя нєανєη
≋𑁍≋𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓲

Thank you, this was extremely helpful to me in my quest to build a brick hut in my backyard.

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth

Nigmaetcetera posted:

So if I wanted to build a little stone shack in my backyard, what kind of bricks should I use and what sort of mortar? Do you have any links for amateur brick- and stonemasons such as myself?


Actually, it's all simple and clever metaphor and allegory.

The basics of building walls has to do with four rules,

1. Tell the boss,
2. Tell the truth,
3. Tell the rules,
4. Lock it.

This is basic masonry. When you and others start trapping groups of people in social networks, things can become scientific. To where, you are building the castes of India.

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth
Another example of a wall in masonry,

Say, you're at the Fourth of July party, and you make a sly comment to your wife.

You may say,
~ "Well, I talked around
The adult's ears.
~ Well, I talked
Around the children's ears, too."

You have built a stonemason's trap. Had you said, it, The Other~way~around, then, you would have built a wall.

Edited, Your Honor,
~ Freemason Lodge 4.8F,
used, God's Mind, of
350 years, to blind,
~ Those present.

ejw2076 fucked around with this message at 02:54 on Jan 14, 2023

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth
A Note for, The Judge.

Freemason Lodge,
~ 4.721
Has Conspired,
~ Against Me.

This has, Resulted In,
~ an Edit upon,
the Final tweet.

The details, of This Conspiracy
~ are attached.

Jerusalem Keys: IllaCourtDox

ℓσνє ƒєαя нєανєη
≋𑁍≋𝓻𝓪𝓿𝓲

*Edited, Your Honor,
~ For consistency.

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Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009
I'm not sure what's going on in this thread.

Is this what the kids call "having a normal one"?

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