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Blurry Gray Thing posted:I'm not sure what's going on in this thread. Now's the time to make a square deal with the Devil.
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Wily Wiggins, I'm begging you, get help
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 02:34 |
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precision posted:Wily Wiggins, I'm begging you, get help I got my invega injection today for my schizophrenia. Doctor already quit, telling me I shouldn't have any hope in it getting better.
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 02:40 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-9aV6j2098 Echo
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 02:43 |
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You know I'm really disheartened by how many SUPER weirdos I see now here
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 02:47 |
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Spinz posted:You know I'm really disheartened by how many SUPER weirdos I see now here What did you think was going to happen?
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 02:54 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:What did you think was going to happen? I dunno, not this tho
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 02:56 |
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If I don't get to be Jesus, and just get to be a schizo, will you guys let me argue with myself about it here?
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 02:56 |
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Spinz posted:I dunno, not this tho You sad summer child.
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 02:57 |
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ejw2076 posted:If I don't get to be Jesus, and just get to be a schizo, will you guys let me argue with myself about it here? You don't even need to ask that, we're the dumping ground for failed messiahs.
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 02:59 |
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big friday night jebus tibbies
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 02:59 |
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Nigmaetcetera posted:You don't even need to ask that, we're the dumping ground for failed messiahs. Alright, I wrote it down.
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 03:01 |
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnQGz7BdfI Wafers
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 03:02 |
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Spinz posted:You know I'm really disheartened by how many SUPER weirdos I see now here It's just more noticeable when there are only 12 active posters in GBS (moderators included)
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 03:06 |
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So, What's it like being The King of Israel? Well, the demons twitch my dick to destroy reality. God told them not to, but they do it anyways. Lot of money in Israel? Yeah, but I get to be a proper pimp after all the rape from the demons, and God paid me so much money for what happened to me, that I payed aliens to carve my enemy's hell as a lotus beneath me. Is it expensive damning your enemies? Well, it was a moneymaker before they said 'gently caress~it,' I'm now spending all of my money on their damnation and living as a weed farmer.
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 03:11 |
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Chinatown posted:big friday night jebus tibbies friday night is big titty night
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 03:14 |
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it has been 2000 years. Help us god if you are there.
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 03:15 |
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Your rap is poo poo. Tell yourself that I said so. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbhIuHOj1Gc
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 03:15 |
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another burning bush or a show of power
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 03:17 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:it has been 2000 years. Help up god if you are there. Yeah, India had the wrong Age. We thought it was the End of Kali Yuga, it's the beginning.
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:friday night is big titty night
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 03:18 |
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Mumpy Puffinz posted:another burning bush or a show of power Illuminati Whores aren't allowed to incarnate as red heads.
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 03:19 |
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ejw2076 posted:Illuminati Whores aren't allowed to incarnate as red heads. good thing they sell red wigs
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 03:20 |
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that dude is cool, love him
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 03:20 |
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Joseph Smith beat you by a couple hundred years on the second testimony thing OP.
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 03:22 |
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You end up making a Merkin joke. I'll make it. A Siamese cat fights a Dachshund. Oh gently caress!
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hot cocoa on the couch posted:friday night is big titty night
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 03:23 |
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LuckyCat posted:Joseph Smith beat you by a couple hundred years on the second testimony thing OP. I won't take the Judas priest joke apart, but we squared this against the Church of the Nazarene.
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 03:24 |
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ejw2076 posted:Illuminati Whores aren't allowed to incarnate as red heads. That is not a religion I want to join
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 03:24 |
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You can join my Soul Trafficker church and get laid by as many girls as you want. Most are pretty plain and normal, just wanting a friend. Cross it, You'll learn why the G on this ring is cracked.
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 03:26 |
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THE GOSPEL of DJ ASSAULT 1. rear end. 2. Titties. 3. rear end and Titties. 4. rear end, rear end, Titties, Titties, rear end and Titties. 5. JESUS answered and saith unto him, Big bootie bitches, that's where it gets. Yet behold thou the ho, who travels to the easy rest.
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Loden Taylor posted:THE GOSPEL of DJ ASSAULT I've been studying schizos, The Passion of the Christ is a real story of Jesus. At the end His mom kisses his feet. You know what that means. If you want to be Jesus, just go for the Christ consciousness, don't make a deal to gently caress your mom as you strive to be a solipsistic Hindu god taoing into the womb. *This was your pimp Jesus, he worked for me.
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 03:32 |
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ejw2076 posted:don't make a deal to gently caress your mom ok this part seems pretty easy
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 03:36 |
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Loden Taylor posted:ok this part seems pretty easy Honestly, you'd be surprised. I heard a rumor that the Wachowski Sisters actually didn't transition. It was just to trap freemasons wanting to be brahmin. They'd develop digital gold to create all and wake up in a simulated reality getting the knife. There are tons of these miraculous jesuses running around masonry. They eventually get nailed down.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nkmJKxb8OI Domo
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwfK0OvBdfs Read the book.
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 03:58 |
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i was not ready for this jelly
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# ? Jan 14, 2023 04:01 |
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What was the worse part of being The Christ? Well, Russia and Ukraine was Quick nuke rain.supposed to be a flood of sunshine where the earth is punished for denying me. I wanted to keep it. Anything else? Yes, they killed me in a school shooting in 2018 and rewound the tape on our reality. Oh. Yeah...
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Nice schizo hugbox thread ya got here, "Jesus".
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