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ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth

Blurry Gray Thing posted:

I'm not sure what's going on in this thread.

Is this what the kids call "having a normal one"?


Now's the time to make a square deal with the Devil.

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precision
May 7, 2006

by VideoGames
Wily Wiggins, I'm begging you, get help

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth

precision posted:

Wily Wiggins, I'm begging you, get help


I got my invega injection today for my schizophrenia. Doctor already quit, telling me I shouldn't have any hope in it getting better.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M-9aV6j2098

Echo

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
You know I'm really disheartened by how many SUPER weirdos I see now here

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Spinz posted:

You know I'm really disheartened by how many SUPER weirdos I see now here

What did you think was going to happen?

Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

What did you think was going to happen?

I dunno, not this tho

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth
If I don't get to be Jesus, and just get to be a schizo, will you guys let me argue with myself about it here?

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Spinz posted:

I dunno, not this tho

You sad summer child.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

ejw2076 posted:

If I don't get to be Jesus, and just get to be a schizo, will you guys let me argue with myself about it here?

You don't even need to ask that, we're the dumping ground for failed messiahs.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
big friday night jebus tibbies

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth

Nigmaetcetera posted:

You don't even need to ask that, we're the dumping ground for failed messiahs.

Alright, I wrote it down.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=asnQGz7BdfI

Wafers

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Spinz posted:

You know I'm really disheartened by how many SUPER weirdos I see now here

It's just more noticeable when there are only 12 active posters in GBS (moderators included)

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth
So, What's it like being The King of Israel?

Well, the demons twitch my dick to destroy reality. God told them not to, but they do it anyways.

Lot of money in Israel?

Yeah, but I get to be a proper pimp after all the rape from the demons, and God paid me so much money for what happened to me, that I payed aliens to carve my enemy's hell as a lotus beneath me.

Is it expensive damning your enemies?

Well, it was a moneymaker before they said 'gently caress~it,' I'm now spending all of my money on their damnation and living as a weed farmer.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Chinatown posted:

big friday night jebus tibbies

friday night is big titty night

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
it has been 2000 years. Help us god if you are there.

Mumpy Puffinz fucked around with this message at 03:18 on Jan 14, 2023

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Your rap is poo poo. Tell yourself that I said so.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EbhIuHOj1Gc

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost
another burning bush or a show of power

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

it has been 2000 years. Help up god if you are there.


Yeah, India had the wrong Age. We thought it was the End of Kali Yuga, it's the beginning.

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

friday night is big titty night

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

another burning bush or a show of power


Illuminati Whores aren't allowed to incarnate as red heads.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

ejw2076 posted:

Illuminati Whores aren't allowed to incarnate as red heads.

good thing they sell red wigs

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

that dude is cool, love him

LuckyCat
Jul 26, 2007

Grimey Drawer
Joseph Smith beat you by a couple hundred years on the second testimony thing OP.

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth
You end up making a Merkin joke.

I'll make it.
A Siamese cat fights a Dachshund.
Oh gently caress!

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

friday night is big titty night

:haibrower::respek::haibrower:

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth

LuckyCat posted:

Joseph Smith beat you by a couple hundred years on the second testimony thing OP.


I won't take the Judas priest joke apart, but we squared this against the Church of the Nazarene.

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

ejw2076 posted:

Illuminati Whores aren't allowed to incarnate as red heads.

That is not a religion I want to join

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth
You can join my Soul Trafficker church and get laid by as many girls as you want. Most are pretty plain and normal, just wanting a friend.

Cross it,
You'll learn why the G on this ring is cracked.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

THE GOSPEL of DJ ASSAULT

1. rear end.

2. Titties.

3. rear end and Titties.

4. rear end, rear end, Titties, Titties, rear end and Titties.

5. JESUS answered and saith unto him, Big bootie bitches, that's where it gets. Yet behold thou the ho, who travels to the easy rest.

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth

Loden Taylor posted:

THE GOSPEL of DJ ASSAULT

1. rear end.

2. Titties.

3. rear end and Titties.

4. rear end, rear end, Titties, Titties, rear end and Titties.

5. JESUS answered and saith unto him, Big bootie bitches, that's where it gets. Yet behold thou the ho, who travels to the easy rest.

I've been studying schizos,

The Passion of the Christ is a real story of Jesus. At the end His mom kisses his feet.

You know what that means.

If you want to be Jesus, just go for the Christ consciousness, don't make a deal to gently caress your mom as you strive to be a solipsistic Hindu god taoing into the womb.

*This was your pimp Jesus, he worked for me.

Loden Taylor
Aug 11, 2003

ejw2076 posted:

don't make a deal to gently caress your mom

ok this part seems pretty easy

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth

Loden Taylor posted:

ok this part seems pretty easy


Honestly, you'd be surprised. I heard a rumor that the Wachowski Sisters actually didn't transition. It was just to trap freemasons wanting to be brahmin. They'd develop digital gold to create all and wake up in a simulated reality getting the knife.

There are tons of these miraculous jesuses running around masonry. They eventually get nailed down.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-nkmJKxb8OI

Domo

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mwfK0OvBdfs

Read the book.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

i was not ready for this jelly

ejw2076
Dec 9, 2006

by Azathoth
What was the worse part of being The Christ?

Well, Russia and Ukraine was Quick nuke rain.supposed to be a flood of sunshine where the earth is punished for denying me. I wanted to keep it.

Anything else?

Yes, they killed me in a school shooting in 2018 and rewound the tape on our reality.

Oh.

Yeah...

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BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Nice schizo hugbox thread ya got here, "Jesus".

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