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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

In the balls

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sigher
Apr 22, 2008

My guiding Moonlight...



rain dogs posted:

She shouldn't have skipped head day

GABA ghoul
Oct 29, 2011

Seems like a more cultured and refined form of boxing

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

William Henry Hairytaint should get in on this sport, I reckon he's been slapped by hundreds of women.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Here's a palate cleanser, zoo animals eating watermelons.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yT_Gabq7c6E&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Now I want to be fed to an elephant or hippo

AEMINAL
May 22, 2015

barf barf i am a dog, barf on your carpet, barf
New fetisch identified

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


every time i see clips of this slap thing half the time they don't actually slap with their palms, like a slap is supposed to be. they like just hammer them in the head with the base of their hand/wrist area.

Archenteron
Nov 3, 2006

:marc:
Call me old fashioned but competitive slap fights just aren't the same if the participants aren't huge burly Slavic men

Hector Delgado
Sep 23, 2007

Time for shore leave!!
Dana White has some slapfight thing coming, not sure if this is it but gently caress Dana White

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Smugworth posted:

William Henry Hairytaint should get in on this sport, I reckon he's been slapped by hundreds of women.

...

not HUNDREDS

Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


thousands?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

SniperWoreConverse posted:

ok it's a kink not a fetish

What's the difference?

Devils Affricate
Jan 22, 2010
Pretty sure this only got popular because of moistCritical

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Smugworth posted:

William Henry Hairytaint should get in on this sport, I reckon he's been slapped by hundreds of women.

Lol

Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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ESCULA GRIND'S
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rain dogs posted:

She shouldn't have skipped head day

Hazo
Dec 30, 2004

SCIENCE



Hector Delgado posted:

Dana White has some slapfight thing coming, not sure if this is it but gently caress Dana White

It is.

We watched the whole premiere episode last week and it was astonishingly stupid.

Internetjack
Sep 15, 2007

oh god how did this get here i am not good with computers
Top Cop
There was a girl in the college dorms. She was fit, not quite heavy set, but athletic.

She would open twist-off beer bottles with her thighs; like while wearing shorts. One hand, two thighs. And it wasn't just a party trick, that's how she opened her beers.

Her name/nick-name was Schmous.

She really liked one of my roommates and pursued him, and he was absolutely terrified.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva

super sweet best pal posted:

What's the difference?

In reality? think a kink gets you off harder or faster but a fetish is something you can't get off without

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

SniperWoreConverse posted:

In reality? think a kink gets you off harder or faster but a fetish is something you can't get off without

:thanks: will be bringing this up with a friend

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

hot cocoa on the couch posted:

:thanks: will be bringing this up with a friend

A CRAB IRL
May 6, 2009

If you're looking for me, you better check under the sea

Yeah, let's just loving smash amyloid plaques into each others heads. Nothing like literally-the-entire-sport-is-nothing-but-violent-serious-concussions for entertainment. I love knowing without doubt that every single participant is increasingly permanently brain damaged every single match. CTE The Sport is the only thing that gets me off any more

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

I'm assuming this slapfighting league is like Moscow Liga Pro, in that it only exists so that money can be laundered by gambling on it?

its all nice on rice
Nov 12, 2006

Sweet, Salty Goodness.



Buglord
Charlie covered this "slap" league.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r9hMaAP00TU

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

This video preview seems to indicate he familiar with slap god, also that he familiar with being shot with a pellet gun at close range

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Prof. Crocodile posted:

Moscow Ligma Pro

Duct Tape Engineer
Feb 16, 2005

Look at you, hacker: a pathetic creature of meat and bone, panting and sweating as you run through my corridors. How can you challenge a perfect, immortal machine?

a peck of pickled peckers posted:

I wish we could just bring back gladiator combat. I mean humanity has clearly collectively agreed that human life is worth less than dogshit, so let’s at least bring back swords, big dumb armor, and dudes fighting exotic beasts to the death. Give me my bread and circuses, dammit.

it would be legal in florida

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

BigBadSteve posted:

Here's a palate cleanser, zoo animals eating watermelons.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=yT_Gabq7c6E&si=EnSIkaIECMiOmarE


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uik3f8l2H_4

Extra Large Marge
Jan 21, 2004

Fun Shoe

Glad Doctor VideoGames has provided his insight on this.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Extra Large Marge posted:

Glad Doctor VideoGames has provided his insight on this.

Das Boo
Jun 9, 2011

There was a GHOST here.
It's gone now.
Oh sure, but I slap a dude unconscious at McDonald's and it's "assault!"

Spuckuk
Aug 11, 2009

Being a bastard works



Internetjack posted:

There was a girl in the college dorms. She was fit, not quite heavy set, but athletic.

She would open twist-off beer bottles with her thighs; like while wearing shorts. One hand, two thighs. And it wasn't just a party trick, that's how she opened her beers.

Her name/nick-name was Schmous.

She really liked one of my roommates and pursued him, and he was absolutely terrified.

Your roomie was a coward

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


I also would have let the lady twist my top off with her thighs

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Spuckuk posted:

Your roomie was a coward

A lesser man for skipping leg day for the rest of his life

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
not really a fan of girls who got a bigger dick than me OP

(this is steroid joke for the special needs woke mods who might not get it)

Chinatown fucked around with this message at 09:45 on Jan 25, 2023

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


coward

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


if a woman has taken enough steroids to outmaneuver my manhood with her own, she earned it imo

Prof. Crocodile
Jun 27, 2020

PokeJoe posted:

if a woman has taken enough steroids to outmaneuver my manhood with her own, she earned it imo

Now that's what I call slap fighting.

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Internetjack posted:

There was a girl in the college dorms. She was fit, not quite heavy set, but athletic.

She would open twist-off beer bottles with her thighs; like while wearing shorts. One hand, two thighs. And it wasn't just a party trick, that's how she opened her beers.

Her name/nick-name was Schmous.

She really liked one of my roommates and pursued him, and he was absolutely terrified.

Dude missed out on the chance to be Xenia Onatopped. As this poster said

Spuckuk posted:

Your roomie was a coward

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Dang It Bhabhi!
May 27, 2004



ASK ME ABOUT
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Chinatown posted:

not really a fan of girls who got a bigger dick than me OP

(this is steroid joke for the special needs woke mods who might not get it)

More girldick for me I guess.

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