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I’m an opiate addict and also very fat, so I tend to take massive, rock hard shits. After clogging my own toilet one too many times I started exclusively making GBS threads in public toilets, usually clogging them as well. Some of my usual haunts have put out signs asking for the serial jumbo shitter to please stop using their toilets as it costs them lots of money to have to keep calling plumbers to fix them. I feel so guilty.
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i'm afraid of wild turkeys
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I called LSBB's cock torture hotline and a couple hours later three apes piled out of a white van and mangled my dick and I was too broke to tip them after
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Jan 22, 2023 23:03
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My butt has a smaller, less powerful butt.
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Jan 22, 2023 23:08
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One time I lent William Henry Hairytaint $50 for groceries. He said he'd pay it back and I believed him 
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Jan 22, 2023 23:09
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I paid  to post here
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Jan 22, 2023 23:12
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I'm the zodiac killer lol
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Jan 22, 2023 23:13
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i sit down when i pee and stand up when i poo
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Jan 22, 2023 23:20
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i post on "something is awful. com"
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Jan 22, 2023 23:23
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I'm gay
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Jan 22, 2023 23:28
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I killed SA poster Smugworth months ago and I just log into his account to post tepid insults and self-owns every once in awhile.
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Jan 22, 2023 23:42
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I'm Lowtax, I'm not really dead bitches!!!
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Jan 22, 2023 23:48
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Small dick, op.
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pencilhands posted:I’m an opiate addict and also very fat, so I tend to take massive, rock hard shits. After clogging my own toilet one too many times I started exclusively making GBS threads in public toilets, usually clogging them as well. Some of my usual haunts have put out signs asking for the serial jumbo shutter to please stop using their toilets as it costs them lots of money to have to keep calling plumbers to fix them. I feel so guilty. Read this in the golden girl's voice ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD fucked around with this message at 00:01 on Jan 23, 2023 |
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Jan 22, 2023 23:56
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William Henry Hairytaint posted:I killed SA poster Smugworth months ago and I just log into his account to post tepid insults and self-owns every once in awhile. I know you crawled out of the sewer during daylight hours in a bold attempt to scavenge for food, but could you tell me why everyone hates you all of a sudden
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Jan 22, 2023 23:57
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Buce posted:i post on "something is awful. com" I was gonna say this!! 
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Jan 22, 2023 23:59
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unlike everyone else (as far as i understand), i poop sometimes
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Jan 23, 2023 00:00
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I still play hearthstone
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Devils Affricate posted:I still play hearthstone why on earth would you admit to this????? jesus christ, some goons are shameless
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Jan 23, 2023 00:03
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pencilhands posted:I’m an opiate addict and also very fat, so I tend to take massive, rock hard shits. After clogging my own toilet one too many times I started exclusively making GBS threads in public toilets, usually clogging them as well. Some of my usual haunts have put out signs asking for the serial jumbo shutter to please stop using their toilets as it costs them lots of money to have to keep calling plumbers to fix them. I feel so guilty. lmao
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Jan 23, 2023 00:04
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Devils Affricate posted:I still play hearthstone Normal or auto chess?
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:I know you crawled out of the sewer during daylight hours in a bold attempt to scavenge for food, but could you tell me why everyone hates you all of a sudden i like botj william and smug
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Large pooper, small scooper
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Jan 23, 2023 00:11
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My last name literally translates to doctor of circumcisions.
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Jan 23, 2023 00:12
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sometimes poo poo comes out of my rear end. i'm not proud of it, but that's the truth.
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I’m left-handed and have never told anyone 
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THE BAR posted:Normal or auto chess? Duels, actually
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Can't read or write
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Jan 23, 2023 00:27
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I…I….I am a Goon. whew
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while most girls my age were fantasizing about boy bands, the only boyfriend I wanted was the Genie from Aladdin. Not for the wishes either, he was a really nice and cool dude. Then again is having a crush on Robin Williams embarrassing?
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Jan 23, 2023 00:36
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my most shameful secret is that i’m really good at posting, but i keep it hidden well
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Jan 23, 2023 00:41
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Richard Cabeza posted:I…I….I am a Goon. this. and i fear having to explain it to people like my loved ones
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Cowslips Warren posted:while most girls my age were fantasizing about boy bands, the only boyfriend I wanted was the Genie from Aladdin. Not for the wishes either, he was a really nice and cool dude. Then again is having a crush on Robin Williams embarrassing? I don't think so but then, one of my earliest crushes was Harpo Marx so maybe my judgement is off
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Jan 23, 2023 01:22
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I play eve online and then post about it on a website that I paid to post on
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grumplestiltzkin posted:I play eve online and then post about it on a website that I paid to post on You're better off than most of us my friend, the average goon paid to post here for no particular reason at all
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Jan 23, 2023 01:31
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These secrets are about as juicy as a raisin left out in the sun for three weeks.
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Das Boo posted:My butt has a smaller, less powerful butt. Mine is more powerful
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Jan 23, 2023 01:37
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Should have put up a poll where every answer was "I post here" except for one which would be "Goku".
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Jan 23, 2023 01:40
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I poop on the floors of Walmarts just for fun
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ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD posted:I know you crawled out of the sewer during daylight hours in a bold attempt to scavenge for food, but could you tell me why everyone hates you all of a sudden there are a lot of jealous, insecure goons
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