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im straight
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 01:58 |
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Lucky Guy posted:im straight holy poo poo dude, that is hosed up I wouldn’t have admitted that….jesus christ
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 02:02 |
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That orphanage burned down on its own. I was nowhere near it
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 02:18 |
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A CRAB IRL posted:Mine is more powerful Braggart.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 02:23 |
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pencilhands posted:I’m an opiate addict and also very fat, so I tend to take massive, rock hard shits. After clogging my own toilet one too many times I started exclusively making GBS threads in public toilets, usually clogging them as well. Some of my usual haunts have put out signs asking for the serial jumbo shitter to please stop using their toilets as it costs them lots of money to have to keep calling plumbers to fix them. I feel so guilty. So, you can do that, or you can stop being addicted to opiates. Both options have their pros and cons.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 02:44 |
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I sometimes get Slugworth and Smugworth confused
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 02:49 |
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Death By Yogurt posted:I poop on the floors of Walmarts just for fun It’s my job to poop on the floors of Walmarts and hobby shitters like you are putting me out of business. My most embarrassing secret is obviously posting on something awful dot com
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 02:53 |
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Toxic Mental posted:I'm Lowtax, I'm not really dead bitches!!! Could somebody do something about this???
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 02:55 |
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I'm a mid 30's adult male in the US who structures most of my life around not driving places, because i hate it
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 03:20 |
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Slugworth posted:My buddy used to be addicted to heroin (I mean, he might still be, I haven't seen him in years), but what he did was, he always had latex gloves with him so that when he took his weekly rock hard massive poo poo, he could break it into pieces and flush it safely. If John Travolta in Pulp Fiction had carried latex gloves he may have survived the movie. If anything he would have been more courteous in the bathroom.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 03:21 |
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I keep track of how many of my patients die and actively watch the ones nearing end of life so I can add them to my “score”
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 03:41 |
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I mean, it was that one time I pocketed extra clam strips from a seafood restaurant in my brand new starter jacket and then left it in a closet for a whole season. I’ll never live that down and the dry cleaners still give me lovely looks when I walk by. I kept it secret for so many years but it’s what I became known for. I still wear that starter jacket and I don’t care what people say, it doesn’t really smell that bad and it’s usually cold outside when I wear it, and even if there were any smell the cold keeps it down to where you can hardly even detect it.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 03:56 |
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Oh no, I'm not falling for that one again.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 03:58 |
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I watched a man shake more than three times and never looked away.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 03:59 |
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I've played one MMORPG or another semi-regularly for at least a decade now. Some years back I stopped for a couple months when I finally quit WoW. But then I just found a different MMO.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 05:00 |
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I sometimes put things in my butt for sexual gratification.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 05:19 |
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Duct Tape Engineer posted:I sometimes put things in my butt for sexual gratification. wow does thsi work?
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 05:24 |
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BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:I sometimes get Slugworth and Smugworth confused Me too
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 05:25 |
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took a poo poo down a drain last week while walking home super drunk
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 05:31 |
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When I visit people's homes I change all of the toilet paper rolls from overs to unders and vice versa just to revel in the confrontation.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 05:48 |
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I make white noise posts on purpose so no one will get mad at me on the internet
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 05:58 |
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bossy lady posted:I make white noise posts on purpose so no one will get mad at me on the internet Wow gently caress you
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 06:01 |
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bossy lady posted:I make white noise posts on purpose so no one will get mad at me on the internet
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 06:03 |
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I don't actually have the world's largest dick
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 06:42 |
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my most embarrassing secret is i read the op and that i'm positing in here
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 07:23 |
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I *am* Pagliacci
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 07:28 |
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Raere posted:I'm gay Me too. Well, actually bi. But very very gay.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 07:38 |
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I don't really have asthma. The inhaler is full of candy
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 07:51 |
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Embarrassment would presuppose that I have any of sense of shame.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 07:59 |
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I’m so glad I can trust you guys with my most embarrassing secret. Everyone should have friends like this.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 08:16 |
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Duct Tape Engineer posted:I sometimes put things in my butt for sexual gratification. I also put things in DTE's butt for sexual gratification.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 08:36 |
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I had the opening riff from Led Zeppelin's "Heartbreaker" stuck in my head for 9 years, but didn't know the name of the song at the time.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 08:46 |
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Sometimes I watch Jimmy Kimmel live
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 08:50 |
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Nuts and Gum posted:Sometimes I watch Jimmy Kimmel live It's at least the less embarrassing of the Jimmys, but not by much Private Cumshoe fucked around with this message at 09:09 on Jan 23, 2023 |
# ? Jan 23, 2023 08:51 |
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pencilhands posted:I’m an opiate addict and also very fat, so I tend to take massive, rock hard shits. After clogging my own toilet one too many times I started exclusively making GBS threads in public toilets, usually clogging them as well. Some of my usual haunts have put out signs asking for the serial jumbo shitter to please stop using their toilets as it costs them lots of money to have to keep calling plumbers to fix them. I feel so guilty. They all know it's you that destroys their toilet on weekly basis
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 09:04 |
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Devils Affricate posted:Duels, actually I don't know what that is, but I'm outraged.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 09:10 |
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Mechanical Pencil posted:I also put things in DTE's butt for sexual gratification. Well, this is news to me but ok, I'm down for it.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 10:06 |
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bossy lady posted:I make white noise posts on purpose so no one will get mad at me on the internet My secret is so shameful someone else had to post it.
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 10:56 |
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gently caress you too
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# ? Jan 23, 2023 11:07 |
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My nickname as a kid was Jebus. Never told anyone until now.
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