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Has no one made a John Wick Binaural Beats album yet???
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Jan 27, 2023 03:43
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John Wick is asexual that's why his wife died
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Jan 27, 2023 03:45
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If he didn't appear in the movie(s) he would be Non Wick
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Jan 27, 2023 03:47
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His name is Wick cause he is a Wicked, immoral man and you should not support him
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Jan 27, 2023 03:50
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If he caught covid he would be John Sick
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Jan 27, 2023 03:51
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If he was a baby deer would he be Fawn Lick????????????????????????????????????????????
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Jan 27, 2023 03:52
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Cum Prick
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Jan 27, 2023 03:54
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Colonel Cancer posted:His name is Wick cause he is a Wicked, immoral man and you should not support him been saying this
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Jan 27, 2023 03:54
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It's because he's Wiccan
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Jan 27, 2023 03:54
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Defenistrator posted:Jon wick, but he loving dies. John Wick Dies at the End
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Jan 27, 2023 03:57
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John Rick James
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Jan 27, 2023 03:59
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Guns Lots of Guns
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Jan 27, 2023 04:44
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oh poo poo bro his last name is "wick" i get it now
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Jan 27, 2023 04:52
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gently caress poo poo
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Jan 27, 2023 05:05
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flubber nuts posted:gently caress poo poo Hot rear end Beat Clap
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Jan 27, 2023 05:07
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Nothing about John Wick needs to make sense OP it is a fictional story
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Jan 27, 2023 05:51
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John wick is the absolute dumbest fuckin series and I can't get enough of it
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Jan 27, 2023 05:56
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Dragonstoned posted:Every single person in the world seems to be in the assassins club It’s so over the top it’s almost too much. But John needs red shirts.
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Jan 27, 2023 06:09
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This guy is named John Wick but at no point do we see him light any candles, fireworks, or comical looney tunes-like bombs. What the freak gives?!?!
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Jan 27, 2023 06:49
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Wicking deez nuts
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Jan 27, 2023 06:52
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Ron "Paul" Wick
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Jan 27, 2023 06:56
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You’re supposed to relax and enjoy the cool movies OP, not write a dissertation on them.
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Jan 27, 2023 07:09
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I can't wait for the horror spinoff with Nick Cage, John Wickerman.
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Jan 27, 2023 07:14
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Why are you worried about the script? It’s all about the fighting. He always has the advantage, no matter what, and you never know if he knows it or not. I mean you think he knows it but the script would say otherwise. Like it always goes from normal civilized rear end poo poo to like man, maybe he’s just a different animal than the scum. 
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Jan 27, 2023 07:15
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John WIC
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Jan 27, 2023 07:16
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deep dish peat moss posted:Yeah that's my point, those people are literal infants who are watching this movie because of how infantilized it is and they don't realize it. so what
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Jan 27, 2023 07:21
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It’s because the script was originally for the muppets. They didn’t have the budget to rewrite so they just went with it.
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Jan 27, 2023 07:31
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The first movie was awesome because it had no lore beyond 'john wick is a scary assassin and you shot his dog and stole his car'. They should have left it at that.
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Jan 27, 2023 08:11
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EvilJoven posted:The first movie was awesome because it had no lore beyond 'john wick is a scary assassin and you shot his dog and stole his car'. Nah he gets sucked into the matrix at the end. 
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Jan 27, 2023 08:30
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John Wick: The High School Years when
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Jan 27, 2023 12:33
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John Wick but instead it's John Arbuckle and he's pissed because Garfield's henchmen killed Odie
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Jan 27, 2023 12:38
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That's because you just watched a children's movie op
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Jan 27, 2023 13:16
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deep dish peat moss posted:I've been recovering from covid so I got a month of HBO Max because I almost never watch any streaming anything, and today I watched all 3 John Wick movies back to back. What's up with this? This is literally how the spoiled children of rich/important people are irl. Jokes about manchildren aren't really jokes when it's people like that, living in consequence-free privilege makes you that way. Everyone is a servant to them and their whims are all that matter, and must be gratified instantly. deep dish peat moss posted:
lmao this is like every action movie. They all either have dialogue like this, lovely Whedon-esq wisecracking or else hilariously bad pseudo 'deep' dialogue like someone who took the first class of Philosophy 101 and is trying to impress their date (or all three) They're not sophisticated or deep movies, they're just really fun action movies. People who think they're sophisticated are weirdos, the John Wick films are just good time movies and less poo poo than a lot of other action movies. People try to cargo cult LORE ABOUT THE WORLD and IMPORTANT THEMES into every goddam thing these days.
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Jan 27, 2023 13:24
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Nothing gets past that loving guy huh?!?
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Jan 27, 2023 13:47
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Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:That scene was so loving bad lol This is the funniest scene in the whole movie it rules lol Job Wick movies are comedies
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Jan 27, 2023 13:55
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The story isn't even true. Make believe is for children. Watch a documentary like an adult.
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Jan 27, 2023 14:01
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fishing with the fam posted:The story isn't even true. Make believe is for children. Watch a documentary like an adult.  here's a picture of john wick at the premier of one of his movies. do some research next time before you embarrass yourself
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Jan 27, 2023 14:18
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funniest poo poo i ever saw
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John Wick vs the Muppet Baby Mafia
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