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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.
I’m the food spiller. I do not have a partner anymore. I’m just the food spiller.

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Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

IShallRiseAgain posted:

Get a dog so you are no longer the food spiller, but instead the pet feeder.

This. I’m about to move in with someone who has a bunch of dogs and I’m thinking,”Yay! Now I don’t have to vacuum or sweep after I eat while watching tv!” Of course, this won’t work in the downstairs apartment since my cats will be there, so her dogs will likely not be.

I’m pretty sure tv trays make my food mess worse while also causing me to eat like I am a food aggressive dog, making sure nobody is gonna take my food away.

Bored fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Jan 29, 2023

Bored
Jul 26, 2007

Dude, ix-nay on the oice-vay.

Colonel Cancer posted:

Just get ants and or rats, they'll clean up for you!

But ants don’t wait till you’re done eating and rats can’t be housebroken. They dribble everywhere cause that is how they communicate. And some rats are picky.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

I have three dogs and while I love them dearly I could do without the 5 eyes drilling into me whenever I eat.

You have a shih tzu? (Or Lhasa? They also have a higher likelihood of just sneezing and popping out an eye than other short snouted dogs)


BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

An injury prior to us adopting her.



It’s her left eye. It’s still in there but shrunken and opaque, and her third eyelid has pretty much grown over it. It doesn’t bother her so the vet recommended we leave it in since she’s very old and the surgery would be risky.
Not a short snoot dog

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

she is adorable and I love her
Ditto

Bored fucked around with this message at 05:28 on Jan 29, 2023

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