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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Fresh new ways to Dodge the Draft
 
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Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014

Lil Swamp Booger Baby posted:

i was WOOPING some guy's rear end!! turned out he was a senator and I got a job as an assistant in his office for my GUMPTION. he appreciated that i was ready to HIT THE BRICKS and get things done my way!! he EXEMPTED me from the draft because he said that I was FIGHTING THE BATTLE on the homefront!! so the solution is EASY!! get DOWN TO BRASS TACKS and find your local senator and WOOP HIS rear end!!

is wooping a term for analingus

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