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Show up at MEPS with a Costanza level loadout in the ol’ wallet, all stuffed with pictures of myself interacting with titties in normal human ways. Every time they ask for my social I’ll act like I forgot; pop that sucker out; dig around for my card and spill titty pics all over the place. The officers will sigh and say, “Sir—I can see you’re a regular red blooded American, Sir, and quite popular with the ladies. Well we have some bad news for you, Sir. That’s not allowed anymore in Biden’s homoarmy.” 
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