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SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


It's our time to shine Sam's Club members. The Costco thread is shutdown to to protests. So now it's our time to rise and discuss the awesome deals we find at our local Sam's Club.

We will never forget your Costco Wholesale Thread...

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Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Only place to get a glizzy around my neck of the woods is 7-11.

astral
Apr 26, 2004

Great deal on new memberships:

https://memberdeals.com/samsclubspecial/packages.php?sub=packages&action=view&id=3389&login=1

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
gently caress sams club and their dumb gas stations

infraboy
Aug 15, 2002

Phungshwei!!!!!!1123
Closest Sam's club is 40 miles away, in a poorer part of my state, no thanks.

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



infraboy posted:

Closest Sam's club is 40 miles away, in a poorer part of my state, no thanks.

Heh, it doesn't look like there are any Sam's Clubs in my state at all. Get a better state, noob.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

This is only a test. If you see this avatar, Harold Fjord has hit his spending limit.
Smellrose
:gas:

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010


Upset Trowel
:one:

Nuts and Gum
Mar 15, 2010

Age 18 to 49
Sam tried to grab my rear end.

DamnitGannet
Apr 8, 2007

the only time i ever set foot in a sams club it was because i mistakenly thought it was a wal mart.

gently caress sams club

Paul MaudDib
May 2, 2006

"Tell me of your home world, Usul"
if only there was a buyers club for consumers who were also perverts... i'll do it, or my name is not john Q sams!!!

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

Costco scrip donít spend at the sams

ScRoTo TuRbOtUrD
Jan 21, 2007

Im in koreatown buying locally sourced meats on the street

Buce
Dec 23, 2005

I wouldnít even wipe my rear end with sams club paper

astral
Apr 26, 2004

Buce posted:

I wouldnít even wipe my rear end with sams club paper

You're missing out; it's better than most regions' Kirkland Signature toilet paper.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Nuts and Gum posted:

Sam tried to grab my rear end.

You can't go to Sam's Club and get mad if Sam gropes you. It's his club afterall.

MarcusSA
Sep 23, 2007

Sams club is fuckin fail.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
If I found a wallet on the street I would do everything I could to return it to its rightful owner. Unless I saw a Sam's Club card in it in which case I'd kick it down a gutter

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH
Gams club, a club for gents who are into broads with gams

Piss Creep
Dec 16, 2022
Never known a person named Sam, and if I did I wouldn't like them because I have standards.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015

I don't get no respect!
U guys should check out Clamís Club. :backtowork:

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009
More like Scam's Club

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

The membership is basically free with the scan and pay deal and they have pallets of reasonably priced Yoo-hoo.

Soul Dentist
Mar 17, 2009

Szyznyk posted:

The membership is basically free with the scan and pay deal and they have pallets of reasonably priced Yoo-hoo.

Extremely cursed

E: How low do you have to sink in life to even have the phrase "pallets of reasonably priced Yoo-Hoo" bounce around in your brain?

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

Soul Dentist posted:

Extremely cursed

E: How low do you have to sink in life to even have the phrase "pallets of reasonably priced Yoo-Hoo" bounce around in your brain?

Whey-based beverages are not for everybody.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I got beaten by Sam's club and all I've got is this lovely concussion

SirPablo
May 1, 2004

Pillbug
Sam's Choice? He should choose to gently caress off.

Piss Creep
Dec 16, 2022
Sams rub one off

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

BINFORD! BINFORD!
I can't shut the fuck up about BINFORD TOOLS!
Fail club

Piss Creep
Dec 16, 2022
THere should be a Purge night but only Costco vs Sams Club

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

Hasselblad
Dec 13, 2017

My dumbass opinions are only outweighed by my racism.

No one forgot that I exist to defend violent cops, champion chaining down immigrants, and have trash opinions on cooking.
Sam's was good when they had Maple Bacon. Not so much any more.

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

You used to be able to get really good gyro meat that was a mix of lamb and beef at my local Sam's club, then about 2 years ago it just disappeared. I went so far as to ask someone who worked there if they still sold the meat, they pointed me to some drat Steak Umm knockoff thing.

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

closest sams club to me is 147 km away and i'm glad of it

bagmonkey
May 13, 2003



Grimey Drawer
lol at supporting The Waltons when "Costco" exists

Piss Creep
Dec 16, 2022
I can kill a Sam if you want me to

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wlR49mIlFUI

Sam users are Scraps

Piss Creep fucked around with this message at 13:28 on Feb 1, 2023

hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

bagmonkey posted:

lol at supporting The Waltons when "Costco" exists

the waltons are the tyrannical mods and costco is the local posters union

Hyrax Attack!
Jan 13, 2009

We demand to be taken seriously

Fairbanks, Alaska had a Samís Club that closed and a Costco opened in the building. So they helped a little in that way?

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Gaius Marius
Oct 9, 2012

More people should shop at sam's imo

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