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I found a baby on the side of the road on the way to work! Recycling is getting out of hand.
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Pajser posted:Take care of it for 18 years and maybe you can get it to care of your old decrepit rear end afterwards. This tracks, I’ll be 65 when he’s 18
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Feb 1, 2023 11:12
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I had my own candy.
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Funky See Funky Do posted:I heard they kidnap babies to sell to rich people that are infertile. They keep them in normal looking homes in the suburbs and sometimes they escape. Possibly, I was walking in the classy part of town. Moai Ou posted:Did you check to see if it had fangs? If it does...well, just don't fall asleep around it, okay? He fell asleep against me!
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Feb 1, 2023 12:16
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I. M. Gei posted:Aren't hospitals or police stations required to take found babies where you live? I called the cops and was on the way to my job at a hospital, gottem coming and going!
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Feb 1, 2023 15:10
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Squashing Machine posted:Operator, I'd like to make a collect call please? First name Bob, last name is Ifoundababyitsaboy My actual no kidding first name is Bob.
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Feb 1, 2023 17:06
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kntfkr posted:Two pigs screaming at a baby "SIR, PUT YOUR HANDS ON YOUR HEAD! SIRGETDOWNONTHEFUCKINGGROUNDNOWORIWILLSHOOTYOU! SIRSHOWMEYOURFUCKINGHANDS!" And then shooting the baby 26 times. Babbie was blonde blue eyes and white, he had good odds.
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On my walk to work tonight there was no more Babbie. Was a little disappointed.
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