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Piss Creep
Dec 16, 2022
Please change the thread name to the correct name

씨름

Ssireum is a sport unique to Korea. It is a game in which two people hold on to the waist of a skirt or pants and compete with strength and wisdom to knock over the other person. Among the paintings presumed to be wrestling, archaeologically, the exact origin and appearance of wrestling can only be seen in Goguryeo murals. There are sports similar to wrestling in various parts of the world, but the rules and forms are very different. Currently, the sports most similar to wrestling are Japanese sumo, Mongolian (beh) and Turkish wrestling.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=98E9qOAXo7c

amazing match from 2013
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ewbg9xwXAM8
Stay for the replay moments at 7min 40sec, awesome music over a slow-mo best of. Its magical

Modern tv reality show element
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytfBe9z4IGo&t=131s


Piss Creep fucked around with this message at 17:12 on Feb 2, 2023

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Jillian Shit
Dec 11, 2003

This reminds me of what Phillip Van Der Sween, Esq. would do to me in the bathroom in junior high as I struggled in vain to protect my rear end in a top hat from that muscly bastardís atomic wedgie

Piss Creep
Dec 16, 2022
This is a valid sport and I'd prefer it be respected as such.

ninjoatse.cx
Apr 9, 2005

Fun Shoe
Korean skinny sumo

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
those guys must get sandy as hell. and they dont even rake the sand after each bout?

can you kick sand in your opponents eyes?

Piss Creep
Dec 16, 2022
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6yCW2_sukRM&t=708s

Slugworth
Feb 18, 2001

If two grown men can't make a pervert happy for a few minutes in order to watch a film about zombies, then maybe we should all just move to Iran!

Piss Creep posted:

Please change the thread name to the correct name

씨름

Ssireum is a sport unique to Korea. It is a game in which two people hold on to the waist of a skirt or pants and compete with strength and wisdom to knock over the other person. Among the paintings presumed to be wrestling, archaeologically, the exact origin and appearance of wrestling can only be seen in Goguryeo murals.
What's a gogurt mural?

Piss Creep
Dec 16, 2022

Slugworth posted:

What's a gogurt mural?

I'd start with not being some kinda racist other language dullard

Goguryeo isn't easy, but its often just a persons name and its just lovely and offensive rather loving it up and laughing rather than trying at all


Piss Creep fucked around with this message at 19:02 on Feb 2, 2023

Jillian Shit
Dec 11, 2003

This round of rope diaper testicle smash jamboree has been brought to you by gogurt

PlaysGamesWrong
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer

Piss Creep posted:

This is a valid sport and I'd prefer it be respected as such.

There are no valid sports.

Wifi Toilet
Oct 1, 2004

Toilet Rascal
A thread as confusing as its title, good job.

PlaysGamesWrong
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer
The title is apparently meant to be two Motorola symbols and 2 divided by zero

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




PlaysGamesWrong posted:

The title is apparently meant to be two Motorola symbols and 2 divided by zero

Explains why the thread title broke.

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

Sign up for the basement sports version of Royal Rumble. Turn out the lights and yell, "Rupture!"

Piss Creep
Dec 16, 2022
Why the site will never grow past about 2k with a real negative gate keeping culture

PlaysGamesWrong
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer

Piss Creep posted:

Why the site will never grow past about 2k with a real negative gate keeping culture

I legit can't tell if this is a bit.

Piss Creep
Dec 16, 2022
Its not a bit, its loving normal, deal! If its not to hard to

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

Your Best Paw Forward
Ham Wrangler

Piss Creep posted:

Why the site will never grow past about 2k with a real negative gate keeping culture

Is this supposed to be bad or good

syntaxfunction
Oct 27, 2010
I invented a sport called gun-do and you try to take the biggest bullet fired from a gun you can. Different parts of the body have different multipliers for the score, with the bullet determining the base.

I submitted this to the Olympic committee and they said it sounds like a good idea and definitely better than other fake wrestling or martial arts sports other people talk about, so I'm feeling good.

verbal enema
May 23, 2009

Rhode Island Commodore
Looks alright but sumo is still more my thing

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019



Hard body slam

Private Cumshoe
Feb 15, 2019

AAAAAAAGAGHAAHGGAH

ninjoatse.cx posted:

Korean skinny sumo

Squid Lame

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Is there an anime about this?

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
do they have a superheavyweight division?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
YEAH UR MOM IS IN IT!!!!! XD

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Nooner posted:

YEAH UR MOM IS IN IT!!!!! XD

ur mom's so fat, they won't let her on the bus

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005



so it's two buff dudes trying to pull each other's pants down?

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005



Nooner posted:

Is there an anime about this?

what if Keijo!!!!!!!!, but gay?

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

me on the right

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.

I. M. Gei posted:

so it's two buff dudes trying to pull each other's pants down?

yeah appears so. but professionally. i liked watching the 2nd vid in the op

shame the mods wont support this sport and gbs is gbs...

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull



could one of these guys win against a turkish rubber pants wrestler guy do you think

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtIYUf9mk8Y&t=368s

Vampire Panties
Apr 18, 2001
Nap Ghost
OP this is pretty cool, like a cross between collegiate wrestling and Judo. Its sorta hard to know whose winning, IMO grappling sports are like ice hockey and don't translate to video well

Quotey
Aug 16, 2006

We went out for lunch and then we stopped for some bubble tea.
ok. i'm challenging logan paul to ssireum. lets loving do this

Mr. Smile Face Hat
Sep 15, 2003

Praise be to China's Covid-Zero Policy
What if one of the two fighters farts?

PlaysGamesWrong
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer

Mr. Smile Face Hat posted:

What if one of the two fighters farts?

If they both don't fart it is considered disrespectful

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Bloodfart McCoy
Jul 20, 2007

That's a high quality avatar right there.
Sorry, OP.

This is still the best fight ever:

https://youtu.be/_plQnUT92bo

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