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rotinaj posted:The government has put how much loving money into the military and there isnt a gun to shoot down balloons? Im guessing they dont want to hurt the balloon unless it's floating over something super secret. Might as well see who it's talking to/where it goes
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Why didn't they just send a surveillance burger king truck it would've made it into the base with ease
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Dear Leader Xi's giant spy balloon floating around Montana is like the funniest poo poo ever and the fact that the Pentagon is just letting it float around makes it better latest sign this will be the Chinese century and soon we'll all be swearing fealty to the Xi dynasty.
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Feb 3, 2023 05:13
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They aren’t shooting it down because they don’t want the F-22’s first ever air to air combat kill to be a fuggin balloon.
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Feb 3, 2023 05:22
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We should somehow draw a bunch of dicks all over it as a flex
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Feb 3, 2023 05:24
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Holy water running through my veins
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Fuckstick posted:We should somehow draw a bunch of dicks all over it as a flex Paint it to be a giant winnie the pooh head
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Feb 3, 2023 05:26
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And then just let it stay floating, ball's in your court Mr Xi
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Feb 3, 2023 05:27
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Devils Affricate posted:And then just let it stay floating, ball's in your court Mr Xi Make it spin so the spies watching get dizzy and sick 
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Feb 3, 2023 05:49
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Perhaps OP can lure the child back to Earth with descriptions of his lavish condo
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Feb 3, 2023 06:23
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Fuckstick posted:We should somehow draw a bunch of dicks all over it as a flex The real flex come up with a complex puzzle code thing in a large grid and draw that on the side of the balloon. Make sure like it's complex enough that, they can solve it but it will take a few days, like a real challange. Then when it solves it the answer as is put in the grid forms a large penis. Make em work to be insulted. It always means more if they had to work for it.
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Feb 3, 2023 06:24
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why would you not just fly up and collect it
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SniperWoreConverse posted:why would you not just fly up and collect it It been reported that the balloon is very large, the size of 3 school buses, or 120 riding lawnmowers, or 1,300 air fryers, or 11,000 Grammy Awards, basically anything to avoid using an actual measurement.
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Feb 3, 2023 12:04
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wht are the odds its just one of these they forgot about
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Feb 3, 2023 12:10
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"Not the moon" confirmed. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBfj_VIBo44
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Jippa posted:"Not the moon" confirmed. It is STATIONARY No idea what it is etc so might as well say it out loud you hope you are making first contact with your 500mm lens.
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Doesn't China have the worlds second most comprehensive spy satellite coverage anyway? This entire balloon hullabaloo seems just pointless. Although I guess I'd be annoyed about a China balloon hanging over my house. I'd be like gently caress you balloon, don't you dare report back about my porn preferences you poo poo. Hmm, let me check the brand on my DSL modem/router. Huawei, huh. Sigh, okay balloon, you might as well stay. I still don't like you.
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StoryTime posted:Doesn't China have the worlds second most comprehensive spy satellite coverage anyway? This entire balloon hullabaloo seems just pointless.  There's a bunch of stuff that satellites are too far away to spy on I hope this is some massive Von Eck phreaking system, and a whole battalion of Chinese spy nerds are stuck reviewing midwesterner's porn habits
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StoryTime posted:Doesn't China have the worlds second most comprehensive spy satellite coverage anyway? This entire balloon hullabaloo seems just pointless. The article I read said this is why they aren't bothering to shoot it down. They figure it's not seeing anything new so it's not worth it landing on my car if they blow it up. Our government has a history of lying about balloons, though.
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Fox News and Trump are saying Biden is weak for not shooting it down. There's probably some good conspiracy theories spinning on this. You know rednecks are probably firing their machine guns at it.
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Mulaney Power Move posted:The article I read said this is why they aren't bothering to shoot it down. They figure it's not seeing anything new so it's not worth it landing on my car if they blow it up. you seem to already realize this but i want everybody to think about this provided government explanation for like 5 seconds and see if it still makes sense
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Feb 3, 2023 16:30
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Maybe the balloon is filled with delicious candy
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Fuckstick posted:It been reported that the balloon is very large, the size of 3 school buses, or 120 riding lawnmowers, or 1,300 air fryers, or 11,000 Grammy Awards, basically anything to avoid using an actual measurement. OK fly up and collect the payload and cut the rest loose Like fly up in one of those heavy haulers that can hold 50 tanks and jostle it into the hold The United States clearly is lying or has no control over its airspace lol
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SniperWoreConverse posted:OK fly up and collect the payload and cut the rest loose Helicopters can’t fly that high.
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Feb 3, 2023 16:53
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the baloon is coming to exfil hunter biden
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They need to pop the balloon in a careful, controlled manner so it doesn't land on some guy's pickup truck.
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Feb 3, 2023 16:56
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China loaded all their COVID into the balloon and they are taking advantage of the latest Weather Event to disperse it over the U.S. Imagine three school buses full of COVID.
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Feb 3, 2023 17:07
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"Hey I know what will drive those yankees nuts, we'll float a weird balloon over Montana"
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(in QANon sock puppet voice) That balloon is carrying three school buses filled with Chinese schoolchildren infected with COVID-1999, the deadliest strain.
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I have a feeling this isn't the first time Three Olives has lied about a child.
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vote_no posted:Helicopters can’t fly that high. time for the space shuttle to come out of retirement
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Cabbages and Kings posted:the gently caress dude It’s an old rear end “you’re going to get banned” thing: https://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=139
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Feb 3, 2023 18:05
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SIMPSONS PREDICTS THE FUTURE PART 873:
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I read that the US has been tracking the balloon since it passed by the Aleutian Islands, AK, so they must not care much about it. Yet Blinken cancelled a trip to China over it so… 
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Feb 3, 2023 18:14
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Maybe they're spying on Yellowstone? It is a beautiful piece of land everyone wants after all.
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99 No Why Balloons
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the child has died, i'm sad to report
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the CHinese have perfected the technology from The Prisoner and sorry but we're all about it be Xi's prisoners it was a good run. RIP america 1776-2023
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Gresh posted:Maybe they're spying on Yellowstone? It is a beautiful piece of land everyone wants after all. Yellowstone is huge for Chinese tourists, so this checks out.
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eSports Chaebol posted:the CHinese have perfected the technology from The Prisoner and sorry but we're all about it be Xi's prisoners It was a dogshit run actually
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