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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Earthquake!
 
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Dec 8, 2009

Bad Purchase posted:

initial reports this morning suggest the quake occurred when op’s mama fell down.

we are working to verify, as it’s unclear if op’s mama was near the epicenter at the time. our fact checkers are determining the present location of her zip code.

local authorities ask witnesses to come forward, but warn photos of op’s mama are unavailable because they are still printing.

turkey has postal codes, not zip codes

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Dec 8, 2009

Mozi posted:

i think it was mean for god to have killed all those people

most of them were heathens/heretics iirc

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Dec 8, 2009

Mr. Crow posted:

Does that region normally get earthquakes?

antioch has been subject to a few that have killed hundreds of thousands

also byzantium a few times too

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Dec 8, 2009

Lawman 0 posted:

It was like 100 years since the last bad one. When they are bad they are really bad, like civilization ruining.

basically this

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Dec 8, 2009

STABASS posted:

I think we're supposed to call it Turkiye now

lol

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Dec 8, 2009

STABASS posted:

I think we're supposed to call it Turkiye now

oh? no umlaut in türkiye? racist or jusdt ignorant?

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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Earthquake!