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trash of the titans is one of my favorite simpsons episodes
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polyester concept posted:i usually just throw my large trash items up on fb marketplace and inevitably some hoarder comes and picks it up for free this is the way
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Aug 22, 2023 04:44
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The Fool posted:I do this too but holy cow it is a pain in the rear end dealing with those people sometimes this is also true people can expect quite a bit for free
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Aug 22, 2023 04:44
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that’s what she said
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Aug 23, 2023 08:29
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some days in my job it gets a bit quiet but lol on busy days I defo work almost every minute that I’m paid to  healthcare
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Aug 23, 2023 08:53
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well-read undead posted:i simply eat actual food i alternate between ronald mcdonald and kernel sanders
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Aug 24, 2023 20:05
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ensure is basically flavoured milk but thick n creamy 😋
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Aug 24, 2023 20:06
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Jonny 290 posted:Yeah those kits aren't that bad if you're hit by the depression weasels and just need something that's not tendies and funyuns for dinner when I am depressed I can’t find the energy for almost anything at all except can absolutely drive myself to mcdonald’s or pizza hut
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Aug 24, 2023 21:52
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post hole digger posted:the problem, i've found, isnt cooking. its that my body requires food every. single. day. and cooking every day can be exhausting when you've got everything else going on too. get a fuckin grip, body. ronnie mcdonnie has always got your back
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Aug 25, 2023 01:47
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we call grilling a barbie and heck it’s great poo poo heaven would be drinking a beer while grilling some lamb chops and then eating them and then immediately you’re hungry again, your beer refills, and you’ve got more lamb chops to grill
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Aug 25, 2023 07:17
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Sagebrush posted:You can totally cook a meal for a family of 4 in twenty minutes if you're american and the recipe is "dump three cans of stuff in a pan and mix it all up." hell yeah
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Aug 26, 2023 01:22
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tina tomatoes tina beans some mince (ground beef) and you’re 99% of the way to a meal that’ll make you say yum
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Aug 26, 2023 01:31
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fart simpson posted:ive been there word on the street is that people from boston say bawston or something
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Aug 27, 2023 00:42
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the only problems with viagra are dudes who come in and try to buy viagra from me and I have to establish if their problem is erectile dysfunction but in incredibly broken english they make it clear that no, they don’t have erectile dysfunction, they just want to gently caress more
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Aug 27, 2023 11:32
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i can’t sell it to them for that reason and they don’t get what I am trying to say and they sit there and look at me weird and so I say I’m sorry and just leave the room because they don’t get any kind of social queues like “this conversation is over” or the time old tale “I can’t sell you boner pills”
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Aug 27, 2023 11:49
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Sagebrush posted:Pharmacists can prescribe drugs in NZ? yeah there’s a small handful of prescription medicines we get allowed to prescribe, after doing accreditations and in certain circumstances doctors can kind of make whatever decisions they want regarding say supplying viagra but we have to make sure the patient meets a strict set of criteria (non smoker, non diabetes, between 35-70, blood pressure in range) and yeah then we can supply it in these situations people have to always pay. but they’re still relatively cheap out country has taken a very drug centric approach to health. we might have, from a consumer point of view, the cheapest drugs in the entire world. our entire country purchases drugs on the international scene as a single entity and uses it to get huge discounts and deals most other socialist health nations try to make doctors cheap but the drugs stay spenny, but here the doctors aren’t so cheap, $50 a pop for a GP and if you’ve got a decent problem it won’t be a oncer, and at the moment prescription medicines don’t cost the customer anything at all (if it’s funded)
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Aug 27, 2023 20:55
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people get pissed off at me if their medicine costs $12 rather than nothing can’t please anyone
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Aug 28, 2023 11:34
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Armitag3 posted:ffs rotor again? he goes by throtor now
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Sep 10, 2023 01:17
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Sagebrush posted:Doctor: "no, I said this will cause penis atrophy". lol
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Sep 11, 2023 20:51
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Jonny 290 posted:Ah. Yeah i doubt that's what he meant unfortunately we can't ask him, so we just have to assume whatever suits our jokes
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Sep 12, 2023 00:01
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Jonny 290 posted:he probably had some good positions on public health and self care. back then they didnt have the good soaps so gotta be careful good positions huh 
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Sep 12, 2023 00:29
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turn on your monitor hehehe
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Sep 13, 2023 03:54
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fart simpson posted:ive never seen anything else than this. right after i was hired one of the c levels came for an all hands meeting and said “stop trying to innovate, it’s not what we do. we are fat followers” free market wisdom
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Sep 13, 2023 12:53
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post hole digger posted:I bought a standing desk for my home office on account of im an ableist sv fucklord tech bro you had me at fucklord
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Sep 13, 2023 21:21
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Armitag3 posted:lol im wondering if you are old. tiktok didn't invent vertical video tiktok was a massive game changer tho in it’s always full screen mode, another video immediately available. like any “good” (addictive and good for engagement) tech advancement, it gets copied by everyone asap
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Sep 17, 2023 01:51
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Chris Knight posted:"everybody hates this poo poo!" it’s exactly like alcoholics waking up and thinking “oh god I need to cut this poo poo out”, but the bottle store is like “aaah that’s our best customer”
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Sep 17, 2023 01:56
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just say “person and or persons” and you don’t have to think
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Sep 19, 2023 00:47
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AlbertFlasher posted:the last few pages have been really good and informative (not joking) this but unironically
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Sep 19, 2023 20:55
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Sagebrush posted:i have a tub of stuff that smells vaguely like sheeps that works wonders. lanolin crew checking in I am a big fan of E45 cream, idk if it’s in the US but is in the UK at least lanolin products leave the skin feeling silky, almost like there’s a tiny bit of talcum powder on the skin the best way is to use and rub in and then towel off the excess. I used to do this 50/50 soft/liquid paraffin and that defo works as a good treatment but lanolin stuff is better imo
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Sep 19, 2023 23:22
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that’s someone else with a similar name
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Sep 20, 2023 00:42
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she came to nz and got egged and ran away home
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Sep 20, 2023 00:43
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maybe I should start posting in cspam I'm quite good at posting
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Sep 20, 2023 01:33
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Sagebrush posted:Parker Posey is cute. I had a crush on her back when she was in all the movies I think she was in the josie and the pussycats movie which I like a lot
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Sep 20, 2023 04:59
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I stopped reading at “rear end”
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not sure, stopped reading as soon as I read rear end
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Sep 20, 2023 09:01
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PIZZA.BAT posted:lol no it’s another one in a million bullshit thing. i’m a unique snowflake sorry to hear this bruv. wish u all the best
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Sep 21, 2023 06:10
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same but jorts
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Sep 21, 2023 12:23
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git apologist posted:i never listen to music in them tho. top of the list for me is zero bullshit pairing and then good battery life and they do that well ignorance is bliss no one ever challenged this notion and came out happier
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Sep 21, 2023 12:28
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if you're a christian, and happy in your christian life... NOTHING good can come out of challenging your faith yes you might find the truth, but will you be happier or more content? no. that is impossible those that know the truth also inhabit a life that by definition truly bites
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:weren't you raised in a christian cult echi? not quite, I was raised in a secular family but around the age of 14, because I liked a girl, I joined the church, and became a powerful believer of christ. for approx a decade. then I discovered “critical thinking” lol. friendship ended with christ, now hallucinogenic cactus is my friend
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