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collect all those letter-number forms
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Feb 25, 2023 19:15
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ah heck i dont want to do this
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Feb 25, 2023 19:15
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i gotta clean off my big table before i can start so i have somewhere to lay all this poo poo out
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Feb 25, 2023 19:16
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government guy: its time to do your taxes me: thats right. its time for you to do *your* taxes government guy: no, its time to do *your* taxes me: thats right, time to do *your* taxes government: its time for me to do my taxes me: for the last time, theyre my taxes. now where are my receipts
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Feb 25, 2023 23:34
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Taxes? Aw gently caress
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Feb 26, 2023 05:18
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Dallas, Taxes
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Feb 26, 2023 13:24
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Taxes? I 'ardly know xes!
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Feb 26, 2023 19:05
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thankfully my bank's online access is currently broken and its giving me a great excuse to not do my taxes
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Feb 26, 2023 19:51
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It's the annual coin flip of whether I get a 1099 from all my clients. |
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Feb 26, 2023 21:47
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every1s thinking it ill just post it
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Feb 26, 2023 22:44
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Oh man, taxes? Yuck
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Feb 27, 2023 08:18
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cant believe i made it through with only one major fight with quickbooks
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Feb 27, 2023 20:26
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too late i alreayd did them (because i was manically desperate for my refund)
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Sherbert Hoover posted:too late i alreayd did them (because i was manically desperate for my refund) Wowee look at this overachiever right here
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Feb 27, 2023 23:22
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I owe uncle sam $800 this year so I'm procrastinating!
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Feb 28, 2023 01:23
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Ugh, taxes
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GODSPEED JOHN GLENN posted:Ugh, taxes tell me about it
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Areola Grande posted:I owe uncle sam $800 this year so I'm procrastinating! that sounds expensive 
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Feb 28, 2023 13:48
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Tfw you think you did your taxes but then the accountant emails you and says she needs even more papers
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Feb 28, 2023 17:41
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I sure accountants eat papers and so they always want more of them
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Feb 28, 2023 17:41
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The paper monster: like cookie monster but it’s an accountant that lives inside a paper shredder
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Feb 28, 2023 17:42
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*extremely prince john from animated fox robin hood voice* DOUBLE THE TAXES! TRIPLE THE TAXES
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Feb 28, 2023 22:43
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:The paper monster: like cookie monster but it’s an accountant that lives inside a paper shredder thats just me. also since my life is so tiny and impactless doing my taxes is just like 10 minutes worth of clicking and then it's done and then iget money |
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i have no taxable income
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We talking about taxes in here? Oof
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My government does my taxes for me 
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if it was me i would just get a better government. like, have you tried looking under the couch? between the sofa cushions? theres probably a better government there that you forgot about
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the homer simpson scene where his brain is like "ten dollars can buy many peanuts" but it's about public funding and taxes
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baka fwocka fwame posted:government guy: its time to do your taxes Got em https://i.imgur.com/1qBoiAi.mp4
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We're getting audited.
We're only here to un-do the damage you've done to our family name. |
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YourFamily posted:We're getting audited.
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Mar 2, 2023 04:25
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they cant audit your taxes if you flush them down the toilet and also each time they call or show up claim someone you loved just died and cry real hard and request to be added to their no call list |
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everything's bigger in taxes
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:Welp since I’ve been claiming you all as dependents it looks like we might get some good family bonding time in the federal pen Will the tax return at least cover our legal fees? We're only here to un-do the damage you've done to our family name. |
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Mar 2, 2023 04:56
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Is it tax time already? Yeesh
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YourFamily posted:Will the tax return at least cover our legal fees? well the good news is there are no tax returns where we're going
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:well the good news is there are no tax returns where we're going i actually have no idea i bet incarcerated people still have to file a tax return
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