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King Cnut (or Canute as its sometimes known) was a danish guy who conquered the british isles a thousand years ago. This was pretty easy because we were even more inbred and useless then than we are now. Being a viking who were a people reputed to actually wash and groom themselves the people of britain were rather taken in by them hence all the slander for a millenia since. He had a pretty big empire considering the time of things and as can be clearly seen saw no value in wales or ireland as is quite right England could really use someone civilised to come and free us from the useless fucks currently in charge imo
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incoming probe for trying to avoid saying the C word
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 20:45 |
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Okay
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 20:45 |
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More like King See Next You Tuesday
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 20:45 |
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King Cnut is in the Vikings: Valhalla series, which is actually quite good.
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 20:47 |
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Do not allow Wessex to merge with Mercia
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 20:48 |
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 20:49 |
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My favorite Bowie song is Queen Btcih
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 20:50 |
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Return to nirvana friend this thread is under the protection of the commonwealth of high king cnit
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 20:51 |
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U wot m8 d’yer ‘av yer loiscence fer ta be da king oi m8 u takin’ da piss ya daft cnut *random tooth falls out*
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 20:51 |
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Jelly posted:King Cnut is in the Vikings: Valhalla series, which is actually quite good. the first two seasons of Vikings™️ on the discovery channel were good is that show related?
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 20:52 |
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Let the man cook.
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 20:53 |
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i'm the king of the swingers, the jungle VIP
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 20:53 |
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WE have to stop the woke danish counties from destroying England
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 20:54 |
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Lol.
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 20:54 |
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:WE have to stop the woke danish counties from destroying England They have good food though...
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 20:56 |
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WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:WE have to stop the woke danish counties from destroying England no we must let them
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 20:57 |
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There's an Irish saint named Saint Féchín pronounced feckin', which is Irish for fuckin'. He's not well liked.
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 20:57 |
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Well good news is none of our moderators are dyslexic
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 20:57 |
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if a dane tries to take me over i swear to god i'll do time
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 20:58 |
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is this guy the reason why they call every dessert a pudding? if so gently caress king cnut!
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 20:58 |
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naem posted:the first two seasons of Vikings™️ on the discovery channel were good is that show related? Sounds like you're talking about Expedition Unknown. No, this is the Netflix series. The original Vikings on Netflix followed Ragnar Lothbrook. Valhalla occurs after those events and follows Leif Erickson.
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:00 |
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Jelly posted:Sounds like you're talking about Expedition Unknown. No, the other poster is right. The original series is streamable on Netflix now but it was originally on the History Channel.
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:22 |
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oval office. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:23 |
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katheryn winnick was amazing as lagertha, great character arcs all around
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:40 |
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The c is silent
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:42 |
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kntfkr posted:There's an Irish saint named Saint Féchín pronounced feckin', which is Irish for fuckin'. He's not well liked. Why not
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:50 |
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He's no féchín good
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:51 |
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Smugworth posted:Why not quote:Saint Fechin was a feckin fecker
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:52 |
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naem posted:katheryn winnick was amazing as lagertha, great character arcs all around
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:53 |
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Yo momma
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 21:58 |
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I wanna C him Nut
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 22:04 |
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C-Nut is my rap name
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 22:18 |
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yung nutt
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 22:25 |
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he's the guy who confused all the lords and ladies with his failed attempt to stop the tide
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 22:27 |
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My favorite quote from a professor was from my linguistics prof who said: "English is the result of Viking warriors attempting to pick up Saxon barmaids."
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 22:33 |
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anyone who cares enough about history to know who this guy is, can suck my cock. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Mar 2, 2023 23:14 |
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Hell Yeah posted:anyone who cares enough about history to know who this guy is, can suck my cock. I have no idea who this guy is but he's an old white guy from europe so likely racist as gently caress.
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Racism wasn’t invented until 1843 no idea what you’re on about
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