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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Who do you think is the toughest? who would win in a fight or like just like be hte most hardcore? is it you? are you a bad enough dude to eat raw chicken and slam your fingers in a car door for fun? Get a prison tattoo of yourself giving a nice old lady the middle finger? Drink some nyquil at 5:30pm on NYE??

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Darth Brooks
Jan 15, 2005

I do not wear this mask to protect me. I wear it to protect you from me.

The one who doesn't say much, just stands in the corner watching, observing everything. May or may not be playing a harmonica.

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



I'm pretty tough but also humble enough to admit I'm probably not the toughest. Like A tier tough, you know? Almost S. Maybe some day.

Pot Smoke Phoenix
Aug 15, 2007



Smoke 'em if you gottem!
Dinosaur Gum
I would have to say it was the poo poo I was wrasslin' with while reading your post.

Or maybe it's me, because I won. I beat it.

That tough poo poo did not defeat me...

dsf
Jul 1, 2004
im at work today despite having a tummy ache. i think i qualify

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

William Henry Hairytaint posted:

I'm pretty tough but also humble enough to admit I'm probably not the toughest. Like A tier tough, you know? Almost S. Maybe some day.

1v1 me bro

Ville Valo
Sep 17, 2004

I'm waiting for your call
and I'm ready to take
your six six six
in my heart
I am but it's only because I believe in you and want you to succeed. When you're a little older you'll thank me for being so tough on you now, and on that day we can kick back with a brewski as equals.

Dandywalken
Feb 11, 2014

nom epique

Chief McHeath
Apr 23, 2002

Genes old as poo poo so he’s probably all dried out and tough like a discarded tire baked in the sun

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
I nominate one of the many mid to late 00s GBS superstars with their very own 'im a total badass look at me go' megathreads

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
The toughest goon must canonically post in GWS or Pet Island.

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost
uh yeah i think this contest is over?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Mozi posted:

uh yeah i think this contest is over?



his arms are too swole to be able to give himself any haircut other than a bowlcut :sigh:

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
that's arm cancer

Captain Yossarian
Feb 24, 2011

All new" Rings of Fire"
It's unfairly banned user SWBM actually. Not a joke post

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
SWBM is pretty badass and an award winning science fiction writer to boot!

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Captain Yossarian posted:

It's unfairly banned user SWBM actually. Not a joke post

Who?

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Mike Jones

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Valko
Sep 18, 2015


StarWarsBetaMax?

Not sure, tbh.

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Can’t be that tough if I don’t know who they are :colbert:

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
starwarbetamax he got banned because he was the only mod who refused to KNEW

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Nooner posted:

starwarbetamax he got banned because he was the only mod who refused to KNEW

Ok yeah that’s pretty tough

pablo gbscobar
Nov 24, 2007

oh shit i got the snype

:wom:
Lipstick Apathy

Darth Brooks posted:

The one who doesn't say much, just stands in the corner watching, observing everything. May or may not be playing a harmonica.

They don't know I'm the toughest goon in gbs

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i'm not the toughest goon but i'm confident in my ability to beat up joel osteen

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
Not me, op. I’ve got soft hands and fragile bones. But I can make some mean comments on the internet

Toxic Mental
Jun 1, 2019

Chinatown goes hard af, eats a perma and somehow escapes it

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
The guy who had sex with himself so hard that his butthole fell off in the shower

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Toxic Mental posted:

Chinatown goes hard af, eats a perma and somehow escapes it

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
plus he wears those little bicycle shorts and has the special cycling shoes

Longpig Bard
Dec 29, 2004



I wake up at 5 every day

Wee
Dec 16, 2022

by Fluffdaddy
I'm pretty tough. My finishing move is a little something I call The Boston Sampler.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Toxic Mental posted:

Chinatown goes hard af, eats a perma and somehow escapes it

Juked a Perma with the help of the big guy

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
I'm gonna beat up nooner

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

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Nooner posted:

starwarbetamax he got banned because he was the only mod who refused to KNEW

Imo, they tried to suppress his restroom reviews

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

im weak and brittle. like penis butter

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

I'm gonna beat up nooner

You gotta go through me first pal

Solefald
Jun 9, 2010

sleepy~capy


i'll beat up all you dorks

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membranoid
Feb 25, 2001

fart huffer
semen chugger
tryin to have a lil snog m8? a lil giggle blast?

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