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Spinz
Jan 7, 2020

I ordered luscious new gemstones from India and made new earrings for my SA mart thread

Remember my earrings and art are much better than my posting

New stuff starts towards end of page 3 of the thread
I have a feeling Scroto is tough

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I've been thinking a lot about eating raw chicken lately idk why

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
If you wash your hands after handling it you don't get salmonella so theoretically you could just wash the chicken real good with soap and rinse it and eat it right?

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Like probably wouldn't work for a whole chicken breast or something cause you gotta clean the inside too, but what if you ground it first and washed it really good

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag

Nooner posted:

If you wash your hands after handling it you don't get salmonella so theoretically you could just wash the chicken real good with soap and rinse it and eat it right?

Sounds solid to me

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
does salmon have chickenella???? everyone has been asking this

DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


But Its no longer paleo if you end up using soap, nooner. Cavemen didn't have that

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Solefald posted:

i'll beat up all you dorks

How much do you charge?

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

I'm built like Chief Bromden but would rather bottle feed a kitten than play tough because I'm a big softy.

BadFilmBestFilm
Jun 2, 2021
Posting dramatically on a rocky outcrop in a thunderstorm.

cumpantry
Dec 18, 2020

Nooner posted:

Like probably wouldn't work for a whole chicken breast or something cause you gotta clean the inside too, but what if you ground it first and washed it really good

on second thought i could at least beat this guy up

Whooping Crabs
Apr 13, 2010

Sorry for the derail but I fuckin love me some racoons

unzin posted:

I wake up at 5 every day

Whoever this guy is


quote:

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A VHS INTO THE SLOT. ITS CHRONICLES OF RIDDICK AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I START DOING THE MOVES ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, RIDDICK. I DO EVERY MOVE AND I DO EVERY MOVE HARD. MAKIN WHOOSHING SOUNDS WHEN I SLAM DOWN SOME NECRO BASTARDS OR EVEN WHEN I MESS UP TECHNIQUE. NOT MANY CAN SAY THEY ESCAPED THE GALAXY’S MOST DANGEROUS PRISON. I CAN. I SAY IT AND I SAY IT OUTLOUD EVERYDAY TO PEOPLE IN MY COLLEGE CLASS AND ALL THEY DO IS PROVE PEOPLE IN COLLEGE CLASS CAN STILL BE IMMATURE JERKS. AND IVE LEARNED ALL THE LINES AND IVE LEARNED HOW TO MAKE MYSELF AND MY APARTMENT LESS LONELY BY SHOUTING EM ALL. 2 HOURS INCLUDING WIND DOWN EVERY MORNING. THEN I LIFT

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer
I'll take you all on.

Tell the coroner to put it down as suicide by fat, ugly jerks.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Nooner posted:

I've been thinking a lot about eating raw chicken lately idk why

I have a friend who once cooked a chicken breast medium-rare and said it was delicious and thought he was a genius for inventing it but then an hour later he shat himself inside out and said he’d never been so sick in his life.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
I eat pieces of poo poo like you for breakfast

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

William Henry Hairytaint
Oct 29, 2011



Smugworth posted:

1v1 me bro

you verbally abuse small animals. Beneath contempt.

naem
May 29, 2011

tough as in physically large and good at fist fighting?

or tough as in hardened by harsh life experience and with a strong and unwavering sense of self/ mental fortitude?

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I’m soft and sensuous. :kiddo:

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I’m soft and sensuous. :kiddo:

EVERYONE KNOWS

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I’m soft and sensuous. :kiddo:

That's a pretty tough thing to admit

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Sweaty IT Nerd posted:

EVERYONE KNOWS

Nice. :hmmyes:

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Everyone goes

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Hey man we all gotta peepee sometimes. :shrug:

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Love brother love

BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

A Soft Nylon Bag
Once a month I use a belt sander to buff off all my skin making it grow back harder and more calloused each time. My skin is now 5 inches thick and nigh impenetrable. Sure, I look real weird but it’s worth the peace of mind knowing I won’t accidentally get a paper cut or hangnail.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I always lose at pillow fights. I cut marshmallows in half with a knife and fork. They feel too big in my mouth. :shrug:

Jelly
Feb 11, 2004

Ask me about my STD collection!
If you cry while you're fighting are you still tough if you win?

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
Toughness isn't about winning fights. It's about starting fights. It's about denim vests.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER

Jelly posted:

If you cry while you're fighting are you still tough if you win?

yes

Pastel Candy Snake
Sep 6, 2018

by Hand Knit
I eat my pretzels dipped in lye before baking them

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

Pastel Candy Snake posted:

I eat my pretzels dipped in lye before baking them

That is only good and proper. You're just cultured, not a hard bastard.

kntfkr
Feb 11, 2019

GOOSE FUCKER
i think william hairy henry taint and smugwort should duke it out and prove who is the toughest goon once ...... and for all

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Jelly posted:

If you cry while you're fighting are you still tough if you win?

Yes.

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

caro survived

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Lol it is almost definitely caro

I .ean the man survived basically the Syrian Auschwitz

goatface
Dec 5, 2007

I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.


Grimey Drawer

I love that dumb film.

Szyznyk
Mar 4, 2008

I come in all angry and violent and then some dude puts the opening of Up on his cell phone and I end up collapsing into a weeping jelly pile.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

WAR CRIME GIGOLO posted:

Lol it is almost definitely caro

I .ean the man survived basically the Syrian Auschwitz

Lol ya

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I Fart when you tickle me, cut my teeth on chocolate mousse. :banjo:

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