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Nigmaetcetera posted:If she's so tough how come she stopped posting, huh? she found a real man and doesn't need this SA poo poo anymore with you nerds
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is this where I place bets on goons beating each other up?
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unfortunately the toughest gbs goons keep trying to prove it by tearing their own heads off as a feat of strength, momentarily proving themselves the toughest before passing the torch to another
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Mar 12, 2023 13:55
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Imma say probably everdraed
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Bad Purchase posted:unfortunately the toughest gbs goons keep trying to prove it by tearing their own heads off as a feat of strength, momentarily proving themselves the toughest before passing the torch to another I wish I could do that. Well, almost that. If I could just push my head upwards enough to stretch every vertebrae apart just a bit so they pop nicely. That would feel so good.
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Nooner posted:Who do you think is the toughest? who would win in a fight or like just like be the most hardcore? Is it you? Are you a bad enough dude to eat raw chicken and slam your fingers in a car door for fun? Get a prison tattoo of yourself giving a nice old lady the middle finger? Drink some Nyquil at 5:30pm on NYE?? I'm tempted to say it's me, but then I'd have to deal with regular challenges from fuckers* wanting to kick my rear end or cut me up a treat to prove they're the toughest. gently caress* that. If you wanna be top dog, you have to (IMHO) be way tough, even then it's probably a whole lot better if you have a gang to back you up. But if you join a gang, then leave the gang or don't kill enough rival gang members or whatever, your own gang will loving* stomp you well. Also most gangs are seriously racist. Look! I fixed a number of grammatical etc. errors in Nooner's post (bolded)! Even though he's a tough old bird, he doesn't scare me a lot... well not as much as he used to! * The swearing proves I'm loving tough, just not the motherfucking toughest fucker here.
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BigBadSteve posted:I'm tempted to say it's me, but then I'd have to deal with regular challenges from fuckers* wanting to kick my rear end or cut me up a treat to prove they're the toughest. gently caress* that. name checks out, my vote is for this one
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Pastel Candy Snake posted:does salmon have chickenella???? everyone has been asking this This is a good post
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I am stronger than the average goose
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Pimpcasso posted:I am stronger than the average goose Liar
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I'm not exactly sure who the toughest is, op, but I do know it's not Three Olives.
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Would you rather fight 1 horse-sized goon or 10 goon-sized horses?
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Mar 13, 2023 00:36
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goons are already the size of a horse (weighing on average between 900-1200 pounds)
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The only thing horse-sized about me is my big ol’ hog
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Kirk Vikernes posted:I'm not exactly sure who the toughest is, op, but I do know it's not Three Olives. I dunno. He takes a lot of poo poo from some homophobic goons in GBS on the reg (I'm not judging goons who diss him for being a snob etc.), yet he still keeps posting.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SL6ND8PfJQ0
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*Glass breaking*
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teen witch posted:name checks out, my vote is for this one Thanks for the vote, teen witch. In my post, I did share my vulnerability, which of course is a true indicator of toughness, as anyone who's done time in a federal prison would tell you (I imagine). Big hairy muscular crims sharing their vulnerability with each other while lifting etc., touching. 
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w0FEFWNRJRQ&feature=youtu.be&t=2m43s
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My goon dad can beat up your goon dad
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Yeah well my goon dad is gay! so what
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Goon dad gay? So what
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My goon-dad and your goon-dad were Sit-tin' by the fire My goon-dad told Your goon-dad I'm gon-na set your flag on fire
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I saw a wizard once and wasn't afeared I think that makes me pretty tough
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if you're reading this thread i'll fucken smash you
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It's Nooner
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I think it's me. I've had 12+ concussions and never been KOed. I've fallen through floor on 2nd story house fire. Self rescued, got out of the building cause I lost my helmet in the fall. Someone brought it out to me and I went back in. I've been burned and cut up too many times to count. I've subdued people on spice, blow, fent, etoh, etc. Bounced clubs on and off for 17 years. Other than bouncing I've never been in an angry altercation though. Never been shot or stabbed or anything, but I did subdue a drunk guy that pulled a knife, I was young and stupid and just lucky he wasn't super committed to using it. BJJ Black Belt....Im not training regularly these days but I'm pretty big/strong so anyone who's ever grappled will understand what this is like. Almost 20 sanctioned MMA fights. Winning record both amateur and professionally. Never been finished, all the Ls are judges decisions but one was doctor stoppage for a cut where I was getting my rear end kicked and bleeding everywhere. I was still awake and going at it though. Edit: I know posting a longass seriousish reply is wack, but I do take toughness mega seriously JamMaster Flash fucked around with this message at 04:06 on Mar 14, 2023 |
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Hell yeah only a matter of time before this thread turned into GOON KING OF THE RING
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MrQwerty posted:Hell yeah only a matter of time before this thread turned into GOON KING OF THE RING You're goddamn right
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Oh man we’re gonna have goon dads now? I wonder who mine is? 
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The only concussion I have had in recent times (last few years) was when my ex got drunk and slammed my head into a doorframe. Then they passed out. I put a pillow under their head and finished cooking the Bolognese. I thought I'd pass out but it turns out the fear of falling asleep outweighed the desire to pass out. Anyway, I struggled making words with my mouthhole for a few days and also got a weird acute form of synesthesia for a bit too. That was weird. Concussions aren't as fun as pro football makes them seem is the moral of the story.
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JamMaster Flash posted:I think it's me. caro was in a sniper duel
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syntaxfunction posted:The only concussion I have had in recent times (last few years) was when my ex got drunk and slammed my head into a doorframe. Then they passed out. I put a pillow under their head and finished cooking the Bolognese. I thought I'd pass out but it turns out the fear of falling asleep outweighed the desire to pass out. Once after hard sparring at muay thai I came home like over an hour later than I was supposed to. Apparently I told my then gf I had forgotten what I was doing and had just been driving around aimlessly. Also told her I didn't remember training that night.
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JamMaster Flash posted:Once after hard sparring at muay thai I came home like over an hour later than I was supposed to. Apparently I told my then gf I had forgotten what I was doing and had just been driving around aimlessly. Also told her I didn't remember training that night. caro never sparred and was completely self-trained on youtube videos
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jarofpiss posted:caro was in a sniper duel You don't have to be tough to be a retard in the wrong place (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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JamMaster Flash posted:You don't have to be tough to be a retard in the wrong place caro spent 3 and a half years hanging from his nutsack in a syrian prison, slowly spinning in circles because he wouldn't tell them who his CIA handler was
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Mr. Bung posted:The one who didn't pants poo poo himself. I'm out
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