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MrQwerty posted:Hell yeah only a matter of time before this thread turned into GOON KING OF THE RING The first pro muay Thai fight I ever had was at an event called Ring Kings at a lovely bar in Los Angeles. Won the fight, got hit by a car after coming out of the bar. Got suckered into fighting in a bare knuckle MMA bout in Moscow one time because my manager was a drunken rear end in a top hat. Was fighting in an MMA match once in Florida right after I got my black belt in BJJ, and part of the ceiling of the building we were in collapsed into the ring. Had to get stitches from being cut by glass. Got the poo poo beat out of me on some docks in the Phillipines after the World Kali stick fighting championships. Got hosed up by a dude while learning Lethwei in Myanmar. There are injury timeouts in Lethwei so if a fighter gets KO'd, their corner has 2 minutes to get the fighter back in before the bout is called. It's the most brutal ring sport I've ever done. Was in the trunk of a car when it crashed into a barricade. Been stabbed/cut a couple of times. Shot at more than a few times but luckily never took a bullet. Tons of concussions, been knocked out in bar brawls. Have been to the Dog Brothers' Gathering of the Pack multiple times (full contact no protective gear stick fighting) and got smashed in the skull, lacerated thumb, broken ribs. Been kicked in the head by Wesley Snipes. He hit pretty hard. Steven Seagal hates me and the feeling is mutual. We can't be in the same room together but we never are anymore anyway. A lot of my instructors were legit psychopaths and only wanted to hurt someone, their own students included.
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I am the toughest boy here. No, I will not prove it.
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I stole Jake shields’ jorts, and he didn’t have pants for a week
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I don't know if I would say I was "tough" so much as "resilient." I've walked away from so much poo poo that should have disabled or killed me it is fairly remarkable. I'd have to stop and figure out how many serious concussions I've had, but I think it's around 6 or so. Not including the time I had multiple skull fractures - I consider that particular TBI unique. I wrecked two cars in fairly spectacular ways, one of which didn't look survivable from the post-wreck pictures of the car. I'm pretty sure my earliest memory is of the family dog trying to remove my face, followed closely afterward by seeing what a face full of stitches looks like. A lot of this is just luck, though. I won the genetic lottery in terms of being resistant to concussions, and having a freaky ability to heal. Hence the wondering if "tough" or "resilient" are the better term.
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Being young is often packaged with freaky healing.
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Sweaty IT Nerd posted:Being young is often packaged with freaky healing. I'm talking about when I was 35 or 36. Which I guess is young, depending on how you look at it.
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He's a goon???? poo poo, explains the in-depth wrestling trivia thread.
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I can't say whose the toughest for sure but from the ones I sampled CaptainSarcastic was the hardest to chew, I still got pieces between my teeth.
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I knocked a fortified supersoldier out with one punch and he shattered the back of his skull in addition to the front when he hit the ground. I bet his piece of poo poo boss will come out here and complain about it not being a one sided war anymore and I bet I’ll knock him the gently caress out too. ClamdestineBoyster fucked around with this message at 11:10 on Mar 14, 2023 |
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Mar 14, 2023 11:07
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Smugworth posted:
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Smugworth posted:
OH poo poo YOU GUYS SCRAM! Actually let's hold on a minute here
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1v1 me bro right here right now
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Thread going unexpected yet intriguing places.
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Im made of rocks
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Smugworth posted:1v1 me bro right here right now Courtroom artist's depiction of the main event: 
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kntfkr posted:Courtroom artist's depiction of the main event: Would you explain what this was doing at your house 
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You don't explain art or love.
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"This is the pig I've been loving."
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If the toughest goon competition was held in 2010 when I was hauling kegs around at work and working out/sparring with a friend who was in the local D-tier MMA promotion I might have had a chance. I'm old and fat and a computer toucher now. So still probably in the top third.
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JamMaster Flash posted:I think it's me. OH yeah??????? but if you hurt me i will cry and poo poo my pants!!! what are you gonna do THEN huh?? HUH??????
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oh i also have a rat tickling certificate
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I've had a painful hemorrhoid for the last 7 years but i don't go to the doctor
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Icochet posted:I've had a painful hemorrhoid for the last 7 years but i don't go to the doctor what's up my endlessly procrastinating about medical issues brother? I hurt my arm exercising like 6 months ago and I've been just avoiding moving it in the Bad Way the whole time
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If it's a crunchy joint, it's hosed now. hosed forever.
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lowtax was pretty tough, the type of guy who’d stare down the barrel of a gun and not flinch
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B3M_wGfYewo
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