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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
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Can't post for 10 years!
I took a breath of surface air, a deep long breath of crisp, cool nature. As my lungs filled my chest expanded with pride, matted hairs untangling, crumbs falling out of beard, hair unfurling like blond cherry blossoms. The animals cooed with delight, birds sang a song. Years of stench sloughed off like a sheath of old discarded snakeskin, my scoliosis corrected itself and for the first time in so many years I felt not only alive, but love for nature and all of gods crea…

Oh poo poo SA is back up! *squeaking balloon sound*

Aaaaaaannnnd back to grossballs..

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