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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Ex-Fark user with PTSD needs new home
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stephen_falken
Mar 28, 2023

by the sex ghost
I, STEPHEN W. FALKEN, TRAINEE GOON, DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO DO WHATEVER I WAS PLANNING TO DO ANYWAY. THIS IS MY FIRST POAST.

I was born at a young age and now I'm called GenX. I like walks in the dark, dark colours like vantablack and black metal. Black, surrealist and absurdist humour are my habit. I like depressing gothic shoegaze cabaret music. I wear black all the time. Dark Dark Dark Dark. But I also heart Kyary, House on Wheels and other kawaii thingz. I'm mostly a left-wing gorilla, a hairy-eyed revolutionary. I fix problems and play music, but I am only classically trained on triangle. For my day job I do computers. Dogs yes cats no. I'm mostly a vegan so I can keep the friends I want, but sometimes on rare occasions I'll have animal pieces. Nice to meat you.

All my love,
Falken x

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

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Panic! At The Tesco
Aug 19, 2005

FART


 max and alli may have left us, but with penguinman and falken gbs is stronger and more popular than ever

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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
 I appreciate this time capsule to 2003 OP

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Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
ONE OF US ONE OF US

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Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004

 pro move using your real name op

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That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

 welcome

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Henry Lee Mucus
Dec 11, 2003

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 we already have a stephen, can we call you steve?

* # ? Mar 28, 2023 19:55
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blight rhino
Feb 11, 2014

EXQUISITE LURKER RHINO


Nap Ghost

Bad Purchase posted:

we already have a stephen, can we call you steve?

maybe he's a steph-en

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Knormal
Nov 11, 2001

 Is Goonswarm recruiting again or something?

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008


 Welcome bro. Don't do anything stupid, unless it's also funny.

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Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Wrong forum, new posters threads go to fyad

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BAGS FLY AT NOON
Apr 6, 2011

 Been hearing good things about this Ebaum fellow

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Slam Pajamas
May 21, 2007
ALL TEXT TITLE ALL-STARS
thats what happens when you masturbate with your eyes :eyepoop:

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hot cocoa on the couch
Dec 8, 2009

 excited to see thge character arc of this gimmick rereg guy develop

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

 That's cool man

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ProfessorMarvel
Jan 6, 2021

Pay no attention to the man behind the curtain.
Hoep u got 10bux OP :cb:

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice

ProfessorMarvel posted:

Hoep u got 10bux OP :cb:

Not anymore he doesn't.

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

 Anyway I'm making GBS threads rn and it's all chunky and watery, smells sulfury but I didn't eat eggs.

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Bad Purchase
Jun 17, 2019




 it smells buttery, like an infant’s bm, to my nose

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Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

Saalkin posted:

Welcome bro. Don't do anything stupid, unless it's also funny.
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PlaysGamesWrong
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer
Did you get banned from fark? Does fark even ban people?

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Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice



 I didn't even know Fark still existed.

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HonorableTB
Dec 22, 2006

hey bb u want some fuk?
I SURVIVED THE AWFUL BLOCK, AGDQ 2018
welcum 2 something awful dot com

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FuturePastNow
May 19, 2014


 deeply embarrassing

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DeadFatDuckFat
Oct 29, 2012

This avatar brought to you by the 'save our dead gay forums' foundation.


 Stephen, have you ever considered changing your middle name to something that starts with the letter B?

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Borscht
Jun 4, 2011
 What the gently caress is FARK?

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Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

Borscht posted:

What the gently caress is FARK?

I'm here to FARK you in the bass

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MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Saalkin posted:

I'm here to FARK you in the bass

🤣🤣🤣

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Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004

Borscht posted:

What the gently caress is FARK?

your post history op

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bagmonkey
May 13, 2003



Grimey Drawer

stephen_falken posted:

I, STEPHEN W. FALKEN, TRAINEE GOON, DO SOLEMNLY SWEAR TO DO WHATEVER I WAS PLANNING TO DO ANYWAY. THIS IS MY FIRST POAST.

I was born at a young age and now I'm called GenX. I like walks in the dark, dark colours like vantablack and black metal. Black, surrealist and absurdist humour are my habit. I like depressing gothic shoegaze cabaret music. I wear black all the time. Dark Dark Dark Dark. But I also heart Kyary, House on Wheels and other kawaii thingz. I'm mostly a left-wing gorilla, a hairy-eyed revolutionary. I fix problems and play music, but I am only classically trained on triangle. For my day job I do computers. Dogs yes cats no. I'm mostly a vegan so I can keep the friends I want, but sometimes on rare occasions I'll have animal pieces. Nice to meat you.

All my love,
Falken x
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Aramis
Sep 22, 2009

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Cowman
Feb 14, 2006

Beware the Cow





 :rip:

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Mnoba
Jun 24, 2010
 mod material

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PlaysGamesWrong
Jul 3, 2007
Grimey Drawer

Mnoba posted:

mod material

Let's try and be civil, drat.

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Peggy Edson
Oct 15, 2004

 Seth probing this guy while giving another one a pass in the same day :thunk:

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dee eight
Dec 18, 2002

The Spirit
of Maynard

:catdrugs:
 voting 2 and sticking around

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Seth Pecksniff
May 27, 2004


You can't put a price on a bespoke Vivienne Westwood!
It's a work of ARRRRRT!
There's extenuating circumstances on the other guy which is fine imo

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run on sentience
Mar 22, 2022
 Welcome, even though you don't like cats which is p hosed up

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Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

 We have only one rule on SomethingAwful, all entertainers got to come original.

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