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that g ova there
Mar 1, 2023

by Hand Knit
Wouldn't anymore

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Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


I love the fat fuckin pope!!!

Sourdough Sam
May 2, 2010

:dukedog:
corpulent christi

You Are A Werewolf
Apr 26, 2010

Black Gold!

Many people don’t know this, but the Holy Spirit is high in empty calories, salt, and fat.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

drat dude's big these days, how'd he get so fat so fast

I don't remember him being that fat recently

Blurry Gray Thing
Jun 3, 2009

MrQwerty posted:

drat dude's big these days, how'd he get so fat so fast

I don't remember him being that fat recently

He has finally gotten too old to literally wrestle with the devil and like any retired fighter has gone to seed.

STABASS
Apr 18, 2009

Fun Shoe
I don't know much about religion, but shouldn't god just like, take care of that?

pig labeled 3
Jan 3, 2007

STABASS posted:

I don't know much about religion, but shouldn't god just like, take care of that?

He was created in god's image

Archer666
Dec 27, 2008
Fat pope fat pope whatcha gonna do

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

maybe he's stress eating his regrets of his complicity in the dirty war and continuing catholic institutional sex abuse problem

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003

Big Popeus

flubber nuts
Oct 5, 2005


MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

ngl i want that coat

Smugworth
Apr 18, 2003


Duck and Cover generated this image fyi

Mozi
Apr 4, 2004

Forms change so fast
Time is moving past
Memory is smoke
Gonna get wider when I die
Nap Ghost


look at him, he's so happy

why would god make eating pasta bad?

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

Smugworth posted:

Duck and Cover generated this image fyi

MrQwerty posted:

ngl i want that coat

idk if i was clear or not

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

:lol: :laffo:

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer

Mozi posted:



look at him, he's so happy

why would god make eating pasta bad?

Jesus christ his 2nd chin goes all the way up to the corner of his mouth, it looks like he's being eaten by a loving snake! Its like that gif of that old possessed woman eating that girl head first.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Dial A For Awesome posted:

Behind the font, eating all the communion wafers.

The body of Christ is clearly pretty fattening.

Yeah it’s that super hefty body of Christ communion wafer, like first it’s just a nibble and p soon you’re like full on cannibal gnashing your teeth on a chewed out ribcage, just teeth on bone like gnaw gnaw gnaw. :yeshaha:

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Is that like, the pope of New York? :thunk:

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
Is that some kind of girdle strap?

Oh its so you don't walk around looking like a pizza shape.

MrQwerty
Apr 15, 2003

where can I buy that AI-generated jacket tell me now

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Bad Purchase posted:

pope fat so what

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

He eat-a too much-a da spaghett’

Flowers for QAnon
May 20, 2019

Fat Dick pope

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins

Sourdough Sam posted:

corpulent christi

lol

manero
Jan 30, 2006

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
he's full of holy spirit

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
father and son too. He gobbled 'em all up

Charles Bukowski
Aug 26, 2003

Taskmaster 2023 Second Place Winner

Grimey Drawer
I'd rather have a holy spurt it you gnome saying.

Chrs
Sep 21, 2015

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?
He's fat now.
He's fat now?
He's fat now

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Valko posted:

https://www.mashed.com/114380/pope-eats/

quote:

He's had a few health scares before — putting on weight since the election, suffering from back problems, not to mention missing a part of his lung — but this instruction (which came with a supplementary instruction to exercise more) must be the one that stings the most.

Well that sure seems like a buried lede

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Is that like, the pope of New York? :thunk:

Deadass

Milo and POTUS posted:

He's fat now.
He's fat now?
He's fat now

:)

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
It's just standard papal augmentation, they take out your lung in order to fit you with the holy spirit projector.

Taima
Dec 31, 2006

tfw you're peeing next to someone in the lineup and they don't know
Cant you like, not be fat though if you're christian, that's a thing isn't it

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

The Pope: "Please God, do not let me into my zone."

Gasmask
Apr 27, 2003

And if thou gaze long into an abyss, the abyss will also gaze into thee
Leave the pope alone. God said he was cool with the pope being fat and we know that because God talks to the pope all the time and tells him what’s ok and what’s not.

BigBadSteve
Apr 29, 2009

Taima posted:

Cant you like, not be fat though if you're christian, that's a thing isn't it

Prayer at least once a day for restraint from sins of gluttony would be beneficial, probably. I admit I'm often too busy eating to even think of that, though.

At least i'm not as fat as I used to be, maybe more due to grace than willpower.

Poohs Packin
Jan 13, 2019

laserghost posted:

Stop laughing at him, he's clearly pregnant and soon will give a birth to healthy pile of poppees (popettes?)

Poffertjes from the looks of it.

satanic splash-back
Jan 28, 2009

Can't wait for GBS to sexualize his neck, just like their patron saint Donald Trump.

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May 7, 2007

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