The Pope is fat now

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Dynastocles: May 29, 2009; "If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."

The Pope looks perfectly healthy because "obesity" is a hoax and weight has zero effect on health :angel:

# ? Mar 30, 2023 14:33

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 06:04

Noblesse Obliged: Apr 7, 2012

In nom nom nomine

# ? Mar 30, 2023 14:42

verbal enema: May 23, 2009; onlymarfans.com

satanic splash-back posted:

Can't wait for GBS to sexualize his neck, just like their patron saint Donald Trump.

# ? Mar 30, 2023 14:45

Robo Reagan: Feb 12, 2012; by Fluffdaddy

if god wanted him to be skinny and not cover up the rape of childreb, it would be so

# ? Mar 30, 2023 14:50

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

Il Papacorn chicken

# ? Mar 30, 2023 14:51

Zeniel: Oct 18, 2013

Dynastocles posted:

The Pope looks perfectly healthy because "obesity" is a hoax and weight has zero effect on health

This.

But also I did want to say Pontifex Fatsimus. But in the spirit of levity and do not bear any ill will towards Big Pope.

# ? Mar 30, 2023 16:01

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

ChatGPT please generate lyrics for a Fat Pope vs Jelly Roll rap battle

# ? Mar 30, 2023 16:10

Crystal Thenis: Mar 23, 2023; by sebmojo

Christ compels you! (to eat a ham)
Christ compels you! (to wear a girdle)

# ? Mar 30, 2023 16:25

Chief McHeath: Apr 23, 2002

wow it looks like he might have drank the water at camp lejune

# ? Mar 30, 2023 16:28

Ralph Crammed In: May 11, 2007; Let's get clean and smart

Poparoni Popza

# ? Mar 30, 2023 17:31

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

BAGS FLY AT NOON posted:

Il Papacorn chicken

Il Papa John's

# ? Mar 30, 2023 17:34

Sourdough Sam: May 2, 2010

Fat pope rollin' out of bed for eggs benediction.

# ? Mar 30, 2023 18:07

Dandywalken: Feb 11, 2014

Milo and POTUS posted:

He's fat now.
He's fat now?
He's fat now

gently caress came here to post this

# ? Mar 30, 2023 18:13

GIRL BRAINS: Sep 5, 2011; The gods are small birds

Motherfucker has been eating all the leftover wafers after every service

# ? Mar 30, 2023 18:17

sure okay: Apr 7, 2006

It's because God hates him, op

# ? Mar 30, 2023 18:21

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Smugworth posted:

ChatGPT please generate lyrics for a Fat Pope vs Jelly Roll rap battle

quote:

Verse 1: Fat Pope
I'm the Fat Pope, the holy rap sensation
Your rhymes are weak, you need some medication
I'm the king of the Vatican, you're just a jelly roll
You can't hang with my bars, you're out of control

Chorus:
Fat Pope, Fat Pope, the holy rap king
Jelly Roll, Jelly Roll, you can't do a thing
I'm the Fat Pope, the one and only
You're just a jelly roll, get out of here, you phony

Verse 2: Jelly Roll
You may be the Pope, but you're not so fly
I'm the Jelly Roll, I'll make you cry
I'm sweet and tasty, you're just a holy man
I'll take you down with my rhymes, that's my plan

Chorus:
Fat Pope, Fat Pope, the holy rap king
Jelly Roll, Jelly Roll, you can't do a thing
I'm the Fat Pope, the one and only
You're just a jelly roll, get out of here, you phony

Verse 3: Fat Pope
You may be sweet, but you're not so tough
I'll put you in your place, that's just enough
I've got the power of God on my side
You're just a dessert, take it in stride

Chorus:
Fat Pope, Fat Pope, the holy rap king
Jelly Roll, Jelly Roll, you can't do a thing
I'm the Fat Pope, the one and only
You're just a jelly roll, get out of here, you phony

Verse 4: Jelly Roll
You may have the power, but I've got the flavor
I'm the Jelly Roll, I'll be your savior
You may be the Pope, but I'll be the one
To take you down, and have some fun

Chorus:
Fat Pope, Fat Pope, the holy rap king
Jelly Roll, Jelly Roll, you can't do a thing
I'm the Fat Pope, the one and only
You're just a jelly roll, get out of here, you phony

Outro:
Fat Pope, Jelly Roll, the battle is done
Who won? You decide, it's all in fun
We'll keep on rapping, till the end of time
Fat Pope, Jelly Roll, we're both just fine.

# ? Mar 30, 2023 18:22

pig labeled 3: Jan 3, 2007

Smugworth posted:

Holy poo poo

# ? Mar 30, 2023 18:26

BAGS FLY AT NOON: Apr 6, 2011; A Soft Nylon Bag

drat that�s a good rap battle

# ? Mar 30, 2023 18:52

Smugworth: Apr 18, 2003

Just noticed the outro rhymes time with fine
It's dogshit

# ? Mar 30, 2023 18:54

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

They are only both "just fine" at it.

# ? Mar 31, 2023 10:30

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Sourdough Sam posted:

Fat pope rollin' out of bed for eggs benediction.

The breakfast of popes

I cannot stress how much I love eggs benedict if anyone wants to get me anything for my birthday

# ? Mar 31, 2023 13:27

Dynastocles: May 29, 2009; "If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."

"... this place ain't a beauty contest!"

# ? Mar 31, 2023 14:10

goatface: Dec 5, 2007; I had a video of that when I was about 6.

I remember it being shit.; Grimey Drawer

That should be a plate of pasta, not buns.

# ? Mar 31, 2023 14:11

BigBadSteve: Apr 29, 2009

I hope the Pope doesn't pop.

# ? Mar 31, 2023 14:15

CelticPredator: Oct 11, 2013; 🍀👽🆚🪖🏋

# ? Mar 31, 2023 14:25

Dr. Cool Aids: Jul 6, 2009

Private Cumshoe posted:

pope looks kind of like the smash bros logo there

not the only thing the catholic church and smash pros have in common

# ? Mar 31, 2023 14:29

Dynastocles: May 29, 2009; "If you'll excuse me, my dinner time is six o'clock. Only gangsters eat at 9 o'clock, after some bootlegging and a hot game of craps."

In nomine Pastry
et Fillet
et Spareribs and Sandwich
Amen

# ? Mar 31, 2023 14:38